t was a dark and stormy night. Blood dripped from Jason Voorhees' hands as he poured himself a glass of wine. He lifted it up to take a sip but then remembered he was wearing a hockey mask. "Silly Jason," he said as he shook his head and chuckled to himself. "What a goof."
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Sam asks his friend Chuck for some help.
Like a good friend, he’s there for him.
Big news, big news.
So far, this is all above board.
But it’s about to get crazy.
Of course there is. You can’t have camp without a crazed serial killer.