aving a penis must be a challenge, as all men seem to go through a phase of wondering just what it's capable of. One man decided he wanted, maybe, to see how much weight his penis could lift. It didn't go well.
Germany, famous for lots of unpleasant things, is in the news again.
This time because of an incident that happened in a city called Worms. There, a man inserted his, um, “sensitive part of the body” into a weight. According to the local fire department who had to free him, and who then posted about the incident on Facebook.
Apparently it took three hours to free him.
Three hours which we can’t imagine getting any less awkward. This definitely isn’t why people become firefighters, but it probably makes their happy hours more interesting.
The three-hour removal process involved breaking the weight.
Using, according to the first responders, a power saw and a hydraulic rescue kit. Or what is often known as the jaws of life. For the sake of future car accident victims, let’s hope they wiped down the “jaws” afterward.
The fire department had a stern message for other gym-goers.
Its Facebook PSA ended with a plea: “Please do not imitate such actions!” But it sounds much more authoritative in the original German: “Bitte solche Aktionen nicht nachmachen!”
But we just can't let this end here.
There is still so much to unpack about … everything, just everything. Fortunately, the world (or Twitter) is on the case. Now, let’s get to the heavy lifting … or … yeah let’s just move on.