Firstly, is this a thing?
Like, is there a reason for a man to do this that has any science behind it? Is this something he’d done before? Was this part of his routine? Do some people have pumped up … nevermind.
If it is a thing, then we have to wonder.
It’s not like we all thought the gym was a sanitary place, but we also didn’t think this was something we had to worry about. Maybe we should all start wearing gloves?
Do gyms have policies about this?
How would a personal trainer, witnessing this, even approach the situation? While plenty of places have rules about cellphones, we’ve never seen a posted rule about … this. And lots of people don’t even obey the cellphone one.
Did this man follow the other gym rules?
We he polite about his dick-ercize or was he a real … dick? This is key. If he’s using it discreetly and cleaning it after, it might not be such a big deal. No wait, immediately we regret saying that. This is a huge deal and no one should do this. Ever.
This Man Got His Penis Stuck in Something Very Odd, Forcing Firefighters to Break Out the Jaws of Life
Having a penis must be a challenge, as all men seem to go through a phase of wondering just what it’s capable of. One man decided he wanted, maybe, to see how much weight his penis could lift. It didn’t go well.
Is this part of your workout regimen?