But again, success stories don't seem to be the norm.
Honestly, just assume any woman who has agreed to marry you has done so because she can smell your B.S. from a mile away.
And really, it's such a long poem to type over text.
No rational woman who isn’t completely blinded by love would buy this as original work.
And — just as a reminder — some women do watch TV, guys.
So, unless you’re a professional comedian, maybe stick to flowers from here on out, okay?