Ellen's not the only one having a bad hair day.
This is like the horse-lover’s version of friendship bracelets, right?
Or did the same dad just go around cutting all bangs in sight?
Of course, it could always be worse.
Actually, Ellen may have gotten off easy. Sure, she has terrible bangs, but at least she doesn’t have to deal with…whatever it is that’s going on here. Somehow, this horse’s hair manages to completely defy gravity. What do you call a cowlick on a horse? A horselick?
Ellen has nothing on this horse.
This horse clearly doesn’t live in a volunteer-run barn.
This horse has its own full-time hairstylist.
Is this another Game of Thrones character?
Pretty sure we just found the horse version of Danaerys.
If this horse walks through fire and has three dragons, we are officially in trouble.
Now you've gone too far.
What? No. There’s no way a horse could have better hair than a human, right? Now we have to investigate…