All the snacks were hilariously on point.
Yes, those are Ding Dongs, Milk Duds, jelly beans, bananas, extra tender beef jerky, and something called “Super Seeds.” You know, because Jason apparently has — well, had — super seed.
The sperm cake came complete with a tombstone.
That cake is extra impressive because even though it’s covered in sperm, we somehow still want to eat it. What does that say about us?
This party snack is kind of hard to see, but once you figure it out, you'll definitely let out a little giggle.
It’s meatballs and tiny hot dogs! Hey, when life snips off a couple of balls, might as well just bake a few more in the oven.
Jason even posed with their two adorable kids in matching t-shirts.
His says “Time to Retire the Swim Team” and while he’s got a sad look on his face right now, we bet that he won’t be upset about this for long.
Let's take a closer look at the kids' adorable tees:
These two are quite special! They’re the only ones who survived the “swim teams” of 2013 and 2017.
Obviously, the Hemperlys’ party went totally viral! The Internet had some very strong reactions…