ave you ever heard the legendary tale of Wolf Girl and Fake James Spader? It's a tale as old as time: Boy looks like James Spader. Boy meets Wolf Girl. Boy and Wolf Girl live happily ever after... maybe?
Strap yourself in for a wild ride, because this story contains as many plot twists as an M. Night Shyamalan film.
On October 25, a Twitter user by the name of Sarah Gailey made the Internet an offer it couldn't refuse.
You’re probably thinking to yourself, what could possibly be so interesting about a so-called “Wolf Girl” and a man who looks like actor James Spader?
Let’s find out, shall we?
The story starts off somewhat innocuously.
Gailey settles in for a “Fancy Alone Dinner”, which, to be honest, sounds pretty amazing.
Who’s a better dinner date than yourself? There’s no boring chit chat, no loud eaters (except for maybe you) and you’re left to listen in on other, more interesting people’s conversations.
And Gailey hit the eavesdropping MOTHER LOAD.
Shortly after being seated, she looks up from her menu to see a man who looks oddly familiar.
It turns out, he happens to look EXACTLY like Hollywood’s James Spader, who’s starred in such hits as The Practice, The Blacklist and Secretary.
Gailey clarifies that it “ain’t him”, though.
He then proceeds to stare at Gailey strangely for what feels like a very long time.
She gives him the universal expression of “what’re you looking at?” while she eats her delicious-sounding duck.
Finally, it happens.
The fake Spader's date for the evening appears.
Gailey describes her as looking somewhat unkempt, which is explained when she gives her reasoning for being late:
She was at a RAVE and lost track of time.
To be fair, hasn’t that happened to everyone? It’s hard to look at your watch whilst raving.