Then, fake Spader asks a very important question.
It’s here where we find out how Wolf Girl got her rather strange moniker.
She’s wearing a WOLF. ONESIE.
Take a minute to imagine this whole scene playing out.
Fake Spader seems somewhat uneasy about this wardrobe choice.
Wolf Girl then proceeds to “raarr” at the poor man who got all dressed up in a suit for the occasion.
Although we’re wondering how he didn’t see this coming if he knows this girl even a LITTLE bit.
Then, in yet ANOTHER mind-blowing twist, this happens.
Fake Spader drops a bomb that makes us think that maybe these two people are actually perfect for each other after all.
For some unknown reason, fake Spader seems to think that pigs regularly consume cats.
We were not aware of this fact, and are pretty sure it is complete crap.
But fake Spader seems pretty adamant about it.
Gailey and the waitress share a moment of disbelief at the sheer insanity of the couple beside them.
How do these people really exist?
And why don’t we ever get to experience them in real life and then have an amazing story to tell afterwards?