We first introduced you to designer Sarah Louise Bryan last year when the single, struggling mom went viral thanks to a dress design created entirely out of Skittles.
Seemingly overnight she went from basically being homeless to being courted by several large companies for her designs.
And since the Skittles creation, she has been trying to come up with some other kind of edible fashion to top it.
Inspired by Lady Gaga’s meat dress, Bryan said she wanted “to beat her at the title of most disgusting dress,” and I can guarantee that has been accomplished.
She put out a call on Twitter for people to send her pubic hair. Lots and lots of pubic hair.
The mom-of-two spent six months collecting the pubic hair – and storing it in her 13-year-old son’s bedroom in what I can only imagine will cause thousands of dollars in future therapy – before making the disgusting dress.
When it came to creating it, the former beautician wore gloves to handle the hair — both pubic and from people's heads, apparently — and also donned a face and eye mask after it made her gag.
“I set to work with my eye mask, breathing mask and thickest gloves I could find, because who wants to eat pubic hair?” she said.
Right. Why eat it when you can WEAR IT.
“I thought of the design because of how gross it is," she said. "I thought what would be the worst thing to have on your dress?”
Well, I think she nailed it, and she’s not done yet, hinting that a new dress that will be “absolutely vile just like this.”
If she wants vile, can she maybe just switch back to candy and use something like yellow Starburst or those disgusting circus peanuts?
At any rate, you can see more of her designs on her Facebook page.
I give up.