What a Weenie
Maybe he really did mean what he said and simply has no shame…or much of anything else.
The Little Things
At least he was a good sport about it.
Food for Thought
Point goes to pizza!
Commas are very important, especially if you’re passive-aggressively calling out your absent parent, apparently.
Buy a Vowel
Don’t waste your breath with this one.
It’s best to just move on.