Motherhood is no joke.
Not only are you in charge of keeping little humans safe and fed, but you're also in charge of keeping little humans from jumping off furniture, redecorating the walls with markers, and bringing small woodland creatures into the house.
In order to survive it, you do need to have a good sense of humor. And these ladies here? They don't mess around or sugarcoat things. They're hilariously honest about being a mom, and thank goodness, they tweet it out.
Too Cool for School
Aren’t there any more after-school activities you’re interested in?
Any more clubs that you could join?
Five Second Rule
They build up an immunity that way.
Once upon a time…
Just remember, “no” means “no.”
You can’t argue with that logic.
In fact, it’s pretty on pointe…pun completely intended.
And that Mama and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds?
Maybe Baby Bear was the only thing keeping that family together…