If you're still sailing the single seas, these Tinder hits and misses will remind you that you're not alone. You're not doing it wrong. And no, you don't have a sign on your head that says "please woo me with your worst pickup line and then proceed to show me what a douche bag you are until I eventually must yet again swipe left only to face douchebaggery yet another day." But don't jump ship just yet; there are plenty of fish in the sea and you're sure to catch a keeper one of these days. And if you've officially docked ship and are now a fish out of water in the dating scene, these Tinder interactions are sure to provide you with profound gratitude by reminding you that you no longer must navigate the unpredictable tides of the dating pool. Alas, you are free to laugh with abandon as you watch others get tossed around, knocked on their asses, and come up for air only to be immediately pummeled by yet another salty blow. You've sailed your share of rough waters and can now sit back, dig your toes in the sand, and enjoy the view.
Love Me Tinder. Love me ANYONE.
Whether these pickup lines are brilliant masterpieces or epic failures is strangely debatable and ultimately depends on what floats your boat. Some might see nothing but smooth sailing in these pickup lines, while others will surely cringe at dating’s murky and stagnating conditions.
Either way, you’ll have a whale of a time dipping your toes into these Tinder conversations.
These nerds attempt to make Science sexy.
These two managed to spice up their dorky dialogue. I’d say these two might just have real Chemistry.
I certainly don't hear her objecting.
Well… If it’s in the name of academics.
This Tinder convo manages to turn wordplay into foreplay.
We see where this is going. It begins with witty texting and before you know it you’ll be embarrassing your children with your incessant back and forth quips.
It’s all puns and games until someone gets pregnant.
Yet, these two clearly deserve one another and a lifetime of corny cliches to entertain them.