This one is great:
We also can’t help but be reminded of that scene in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone where Voldemort kills a beautiful, innocent unicorn and drinks its blood to lengthen his empty life. Now that we mention it, that’s sort of a perfect metaphor for what Trump has done to this country!
Or maybe Trump's relationship with water is slightly more Dickensian.
Before going out to steal money from people, you say!
Another apt metaphor!
Here's one more:
You can’t deny it. There’s something distinctly raccoon-y about the way that dude holds a glass of water. Of course, we would never waste our human glassware on such a creature. (Are we talking about the raccoon or Donald Trump? Great question.)
This second water failure is actually another thing that's making people actively wonder about the president's physical and mental state. You may remember earlier this month when Trump appeared to slur his words during a speech.
There was a flurry of speculation surrounding the slurred speech. Some people thought he may have had a stroke. Others contended it was just a problem with his dentures. Either way, it was definitely a weird thing that happened. Compounded with the now two odd water moments, there are some full-blown conspiracies out there.
But as much fun as it may be to make fun of Trump (and trust us — it is), there may be a more benign explanation for Trump's super weird water-drinking method. It's possible that he may have something called an essential tremor, which typically causes a slight shake of the hands. It's not necessarily indicative of a larger mental or physical problem.
Regardless, Trump — who has still not publicly released any medical records — has a physical scheduled for early next year.
In the meantime, he may want to consider investing in a sippy cup.