Trump Just Nominated a Ghost-Hunting Horror Novelist to This Lifetime Position of Federal Judge

nd we thought Betsy DeVos was unqualified!

Growing up, you probably had grand aspirations. You wanted to be an astronaut! Or a famous pop star! Or the President of the United States! And then somewhere down the line, your priorities changed. You realized that it takes a lightning-in-a-bottle combination of talent, luck, and timing to achieve these far-fetched goals.

But we are now living in a time where anyone can do literally anything. And you know what? It's not that great.

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