here's a little book coming out tomorrow (the release date was pushed up because of how much buzz it's generating) called Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House. It's written by journalist Michael Wolff, and it's supposedly a bombshell tell-all exposé of all the nonsense that's gone on behind the curtains since Trump took office, which is somehow even crazier than the all the nonsense that's happened right in front of the curtains.
Now, there is some question as to how reliable Wolff's account will be — several details from the book that have been released so far seem almost too good to be true.
But one revelation from Fire and Fury that we pretty much believe word-for-word is the reason that Trump eats McDonald's all the time (aside from the fact that he likes the way those little hamburgers make his hands look extra big).
As we know, although Donald Trump is the big, tough President of the United States, he has his... quirks.
He’s reportedly quite the germophobe, and he’s so picky and prone to “meltdowns” that his staff has to take extreme measures to make sure he remains calm and happy, like the toddler he is.
And let's not forget, he's probably the only adult man in the history of the world who drinks water the way he does.
It’s not normal, people. He’s now used both of his hands to drink water twice on television. Needless to say, the guy is full of strange behaviors and habits.
Among those is his penchant for fast food, specifically McDonald's.
Donald Trump has boasted about being one of the richest men in the country. He could easily hire a personal chef to cook him nutritious, wholesome meals according to his (probably very childlike) tastes on a regular basis, and yet, he chooses McDonald’s, home of some of the most unhealthy food on the planet.
Well, according to Michael Wolff in Fire and Fury, it's because Donald Trump is worried about being poisoned.
That’s right, folks. One of the details of Wolff’s book that has been exposed is that Donald Trump trusts McDonald’s food more than anything else because he is afraid that someone will try to poison him.
This is not a joke. This is real life.
Being poisoned is apparently a “longtime fear” of Trump’s, and “one reason why he liked to eat at McDonald’s — nobody knew he was coming and the food was safely premade.”
Well, we have some news for the president...
McDonald’s is poison. Joke’s on him — he’s been poisoning himself for years with that crap!
While he was busy going around stuffing Big Macs down his gullet for fear of someone lacing a steak with cyanide, he has actually been the one doing the poisoning all along.
Man, this is like an Agatha Christie novel.
Of course, this isn’t the only wildly misguided thing Donald Trump has done…