Remember when he looked straight into the sun during the eclipse?
Yeah, that happened.
The guy doesn’t have a great track record when it comes to logic…or tact…or being an adult.
Going back to the poisoning thing for a moment… Don’t you think that if you are so incredibly paranoid that you think someone would try to poison your food, you might be doing something wrong? Not treating people properly?
Inciting violent anger from your behavior is more of a reflection on you than on anyone else.
But soon, Donald Trump won't have to worry about being poisoned anymore, since we'll all be blown to smithereens in World War III, which he has so kindly taken steps to start for us.
Maybe this was Trump’s plan all along. Maybe he really hates McDonald’s and only became president so he could start a nuclear war and wipe out humanity and never have to worry about someone poisoning him again because he and everyone else would be dead.
Man, that would be the saddest episode of The Twilight Zone.
While we enter World War III, Donald Trump might want to reconsider his fast-food joint of choice. KFC has just the sort of hubris Trump himself showed, especially when they recreated his tweet fast-food style:
This would be funny if it wasn’t so incredibly frightening. But even if Trump switched to KFC, that’s enough fast food to do damage to anyone, no matter how much poison they’re trying to avoid.
Sidenote: Can you picture Trump eating a salad? Because we’re trying really hard, and we cannot.
The ridiculous reason behind Donald Trump’s penchant for McDonald’s is, we’re sure, not going to be the craziest revelation from Michael Wolff’s book. But it’s a juicy one, much like a McDonald’s hamburger.