Every year around Thanksgiving, there are are two main questions that everyone has. First: Who is cooking the turkey? And second: Who is bringing the giant clam full of garbage? That seems to be what happens at Ivanka Trump's house, anyway. The daughter of (and advisor to) the president recently shared a tip for bringing some holiday cheer to your Thanksgiving table and it left a lot of people questioning whether she's OK. (But let's be honest. She is probably not.)
Over the weekend, Ivanka Trump HQ (the Twitter account of Ivanka's official brand) shared the following image:
“Have no idea how to decorate your Thanksgiving table?” the tweet asks. “Problem solved.”
Directly underneath that is a perfect example of how not to decorate your Thanksgiving table.
Let's take a closer look at that, shall we?
The giant clamshell. The gourds. The pinecones. The sticks.
It’s… a lot.
Let's just get this out of the way:
This is trash, right? Are we being punked? This is all just garbage.
There are so many things wrong with this “centerpiece.” Luckily for us, Twitter pointed them all out.
Ivanka's clamshell creation almost looks like something from a horror film.
If you go this route with your own decorations this year, you’ll absolutely have at least one thing to be thankful for: that you weren’t attacked by the centerpiece. (Assuming that’s true. Honestly, it could go either way.)
This Twitter user politely stated the obvious:
It’s true. Ivanka is no Martha Stewart.
But she might have something in common with the DIY queen herself! After all, Martha went to prison…
(See where we’re going with this?)