Unless Your Name Is Carol or Linda, These Tweets Will Definitely Make You Laugh

The stupider these tweets get, the funnier they get.

[Date]
Me: how about a drink? get whatever floats your boat
Her: thanks! i'll have a mai tai
Me: *glaring* you float a boat with water karen
— Fro Vo (@fro_vo) September 1, 2015

Poor Karen just wanted some rum. And why wouldn’t she? Her date seems like a jerk.

Millennials won't rest until every baby boomer has been served.

"Millennials are so entitled!"
Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet
— Liam Dryden (@LiamDrydenEtc) February 23, 2016

But he does have a point there, Janet. You certainly can speak to my manager, but he’s just going to tell you the exact same thing I just did.

Like seriously, Debra — what is the point of all that stupid fine china if no one ever uses it?

i hate when old people say that tattoos are a waste of money like okay Debra you have a cabinet full of expensive plates no one can use
— alex romero (@whosalexander) September 17, 2016

And people say millennials waste money.

Linda's husband kind of seems like an idiot...

Wife: we have to get rid of these ants
Me: if u don't look at them they disappear
Wife: that's ignorant
Me: i know the technical term linda
— Fro Vo (@fro_vo) June 24, 2017

…The smartest idiot I’ve ever heard of.

Carol is starting to get the hang of it though.

I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I've had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol.
— Patrick McLellan (@pmclellan) January 20, 2015

Since apparently she’s joined the A$AP Crew and is entering into rap battles.

It’s nice to see the generation gap closing like that!

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