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What kind of key can’t open a door?

Aug 22, 2011 By Abraham

(source unknown via b3ta)


  1. Lasses says:

    I just knew the answer would be a “church key”. In the Texas, & pretty much all of the South, a “church key” is a common name for one of those all metal bottle openers.

    1. gfreeman says:

      In which case ihasfunny was the one doing the stealing. The original posting is from b3ta, at least 5 years ago.

  2. kof wing 1.8 says:

    Between me and my husband we’ve owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I’ve settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are.

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