What kind of key can’t open a door? Aug 22, 2011• By Abraham• (source unknown via b3ta) Share on Facebook Trending TodayReady for Another One?Give us a few more minutes and we'll make you laugh, cry, gasp, or ache... Guaranteed! The most important thing to do before you die Accurate Walmart tagline Get the best of 22 Words in your inbox Like 22 Words on Facebook comments Lasses says: I just knew the answer would be a “church key”. In the Texas, & pretty much all of the South, a “church key” is a common name for one of those all metal bottle openers. Brad Williams says: Ha! I love it when the monkey is vindicated. James Anthony says: Don’t kid yourself.If given a chance, that monkey would kill YOU and EVERYONE YOU LOVE!! Seth says: woa Love2Live says: Lol Anonymous says: don’t forget punch you in every genital you own.http://buttersafe.com/comics/2008-10-02-TheThreat.jpg Glenna Wheatley says: A donkey! Terri says: A turkey! Unless, of course, they’re frozen solid and catapulted at the door. That could work. Andrew says: If we are talking about the door to economic prosperity, a keynesian. a and d says: +1 Beat Attitude says: Source is a contributor on http://www.B3ta.com I think. Saw it there a good few years back. Katie Roche says: Are you sure it wasn’t Orison? Cause I’m not. brooke leonard says: An answer key of course! no says: Terribly stolen from this (not original site, but original comic):http://www.ihasafunny.com/funny/what-kind-of-key-cant-open-a-door/Stealing is bad, mmmkay? gfreeman says: In which case ihasfunny was the one doing the stealing. The original posting is from b3ta, at least 5 years ago. gfreeman says: http://www.b3ta.com/board/6893983 Mark says: My first thought was “piano key”. Warren says: My first thought (apologies to the Blue Grass State) was Kentucky. Calling the BS says: THE MONKEY IS AN APE! rrob says: what sort of key can open ANY door or lock? a pikey Gez says: Stolen from Futurama/Family Guy, can’t remember which. Bob says: John Key! (current PM of NZ) Trent says: A Myki it is a travel ticket for public transport in Australia. Bending PVC says: Man, this one is great! kof wing 1.8 says: Between me and my husband we’ve owned more MP3 players over the years than I can count, including Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few years I’ve settled down to one line of players. Why? Because I was happy to discover how well-designed and fun to use the underappreciated (and widely mocked) Zunes are. Robert Britt says: I was thinking they were going to go with Ben Bernanke, since he’s been in the news a lot lately.. That monkey looked scary as all get out though… DickietheBrickie says: What kind of key can open any door?A Pikey northierthanthou says: Lol, cute. …silly, but funny.