Also, soap operas are important.
It really is rude.
If she misses her soap opera for the eclipse, Terri will never know if Ivan’s evil twin brother Evan is really his step-god-mother Inga in a mask.
This one gives us pause. (Or paws?!?!! Puns are great.)
What is James saying? Does he need the eclipse rescheduled because he likes to watch his cats nap or because he wants his cats to be awake to also experience the eclipse?
Either way, we’re sure the sun will understand and accommodate. We just want to be able to give it the real reason.
Despite the Internet’s best efforts, the solar eclipse is still scheduled for Monday, August 21.
So go forth and look up.