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Woody and Buzz Lightyear reimagined as badasses…

Jun 13, 2011 By Abraham

If these updated versions of Woody and Buzz Lightyear by Panzer Vargas were in a live-action movie, what actors would play the parts?

(via ToyCutter)


        1. seriously... says:

          You…Do realize that John Wayne was a real man, in and of himself. There is no “character” John Wayne, there is John Wayne, the actor, who played many different characters. Albeit, similar characters to those that Clint Eastwood often played.

        2. Eduardo says:

          i’d leave the buzz part for the rock… could give it much more badassness with humor and that swagga buzz had… my opinion, for woody… hmm…

    1. Benjamin says:

      I’d say Dwayne Johnson instead of Arnold.. He’s just a bit cooler. Just sucks he’s not white..

    2. blakfyre says:

      oh please. Sylvester Stallone as Buzz, and Jim Carrey as Woody. o other choices would make sense

  1. d says:

    Benicio Del Toro as woody and Jason Statham as Buzz
    Daniel Craig as woody and Vinnie Jones as Buzz

    actually any combination of these guys.

  2. Roger Messner says:

    If he were still alive Chris Farley as “Buzz” & David Spade as “Woody”.

    This would be my standard answer to any re-boot movie duo.

    “Batman & Robin”

    “Abbot & Castello”

    “Thelma & Louise”

  3. Bugsy says:

    I am surprised that nobody suggested Nathan Fillian (who played Malcolm Reynalds in Firefly) as Woody. I am not sure whom to cast as Buzz Lightyear, however.

    1. Legioness says:

      I like “Mal” as Woody. Buzz I think could be Bruce Willis.
      This is only going off appearance. If it were to only be voice actors, I think I’d like to have Clint Eastwood as Woody, and maybe Steven Seagal as Buzz.

    2. Scott says:

      I agree that Nathan fillian should be woody and for buzz id say either bruce willis or Gerard butler.

  4. Rodissious says:

    Buzz is definitely built out of half a gundam model…Woody looks like he’s a repainted gunslinger toy from Stephen King’s Dark Tower series…doesn’t really matter where their bases came from, except for those of you who look to rebuild these cool toys as your hobby ^^d

  5. Legioness says:

    John Wayne and Brendan Fraser… Voice acting only. And I know this isn’t possible, since the Duke is no longer shootin :( But I digress..

    These illustrations are amazing! Totally what I would have imagined had I read Toy Story as a novel. Awesome job!

    1. H. Valencia says:

      Concerning the snake … Please do not forget these are “Custom Figures” that represents the point of view of the artist. So I think the snake is on Woody´s shoulders because Mr. Panzervargas wanted to ‘customize’ his figure in this way, showing something of his own creation. And further more, because he wanted to build his figure that way: Not placing the snake on the boot as it is supposed to be. I think that´s one of the main reasons because ‘customized figures’ exists. Just an opinion.

      1. Whovian says:

        Thank you! I was reading thru the comments and all that, to see if anyone had an answer before I asked the question. I could not figure out what that green thing around Woody’s neck was supposed to be – a snake! Doesn’t entirely make sense around his neck, but alright.

  6. AmandaRose says:

    I love this so much, I can’t put it into words. I immediately thought of Clint Eastwood when I saw the picture of Woody.

  7. againstthesetoys says:

    Why are these toys hyper-masculanized. Not a fan, especially since this has affects on boys and their psyche.

  8. PurpleSodaAttack says:

    hahahaha. were watching this right now for like the millionth time. oh, and i say Paul Walker as Woody, and William Shatner as Buzz. that would be so hilarious!!!!! it would be like Joy Ride: From Hell.

  9. Kristi says:

    buzz lightyear NEEDS to be vin deisel and harrison ford wouldnt be bad as woody if he wasnt so old

  10. bignapa says:

    Wow buzz actually looks like he MIGHT be capable of 1on1 with a mandolorian crusader.

    Planets will be destroyed.

  11. DRu says:

    Im thinking Jackie earle Haley (The guy who played rorschach in the Watchmen and Freddy Krueger)Should be woody, Sam Worthington should be buz just saying…

  12. Jess says:

    Woody – Harrison Ford/Clint Eastwood
    Buzz – Arnold Schwarzenegger (Honestly, that Buzz thing reminds me of Mr. Freeze from the batman movie.)

  13. mellishka says:

    Woody- Chuck Norris Just Because He Would So Fit Bad Assness Of Woody
    Buzz- Arnold Shwarts. For Buzz …. Bucause?? Well Why The Eff Not xD

  14. James says:

    Does no one realize that these pictures are just rip offs from two video games? Red Dead Redemption and Gears of War.

  15. Emil says:

    Buzz is obviously Vin Diesel.
    For Woody I would take Christian Bale.
    So much for “new” actors ;-)

    Oldschool actors would be:
    Buzz: Arnold Schwartzenegger
    Woody: Clint Eastwood (obviously!)

  16. Toby Daniels says:

    Woody = Timothy Olyphant
    Buzz = Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
    Directer = Joss Whedon (wrote original Screenplay)

  17. LissFirefly says:

    Woody = Nathan Fillion
    Buzz = Vin Diesel
    Director = Joss Whedon

    I’m still trying to identify the green coming out of Woody’s back, it looks like alien tentacles.

  18. Jadon says:

    We have to remember that Buzz is a space ranger. His suit makes him look like a Transformer cyborg thing. He’s supposed to be a guy in a high-tech space suit.

  19. TheKnowerseeker says:

    These guys are more likely to kidnap and violate or murder you than save you from the baddies….

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