hat comes to mind when you think of Tiffany & Co.? Is it a luxe, sparkling engagement ring tucked inside a robin's egg blue box? Or an ordinary coffee can that you put on your desk and fill with assorted pens, pencils, and maybe a pair of scissors?
Well, you should actually start imagining both of these things, because the high-end jeweler now has a category on its website called "Everyday Objects" which, as you may have guessed, features household items with a ridiculously expensive price tag. In the market for a $450 sterling silver razor? Tiffany has you covered!
Coffee Can, $1,500
“This classic coffee can gets a Tiffany twist in sterling silver,” says Tiffany’s website.
We’d honestly like to meet the insanely rich person who’d actually buy something that’s this stupid and stupidly expensive.
Crazy Straw, $350
“This whimsical design is a fun and festive addition to the home.”
And by “crazy straw” they mean “isn’t it crazy that this straw costs $350?”
Ice Cream Scoop, $375
“This household essential is reimagined in luxe materials.”
We’re guessing the ice cream doesn’t taste any different whether it’s scooped with a $5 scooper or a $375 one.
Or maybe it does. How would we know?
Table Tennis Paddles, $650
“Tiffany Blue® leather transforms these paddles into a luxurious alternative to the traditional style.”
We’re really hoping these paddles come with private ping-pong lessons, because otherwise they’re SO not worth it.
“Here, a traditional ruler is elevated in sterling silver.”
Tiffany’s also offers a protractor and triangular ruler, each for around $400.
So keep Tiff’s in mind next time you’re back-to-school shopping!