Disneyland might be the "Happiest Place on Earth," but there's a decent chance if you encounter some of these shoddy Disney products, you won't be feeling too thrilled.
via: The BerryI'm sure Disney is very careful about who they license their characters to, but mistakes happen, and often these products are the result of knock-off artists who are just looking to make a quick buck. The good news is: just because they're terrible doesn't mean they're not funny. As an adult, I am enjoying these weird and possibly twisted toys way more than I would a well-made original.
This Tinkerbell's got quite a mouth on her.
via: InstagramI mean that literally. One look at her and you just know she's the type of person that spits when she speaks.
Starring Justin Bieber as Belle!
via: InstagramIf that's not him, I'd be even more embarrassed, because that means someone thinks that looks like Belle.
There's nothing wrong with a transgender version of a Disney character...
via: Instagram...but at least put the same likeness on the box.
Uh, face the other way, there, Donald.
via: InstagramIt looks like that kid just interrupted Donald's sit-up regimen. (And that's the very G-rated, Disney-friendly interpretation.)
Looks like Ariel's face may have been...
via: Instagram...pulled a little too tight during a procedure.
When Disney princess lip injections go bad...
via: Instagram...they look EXACTLY like this.
via: InstagramJust some dive sticks for the pool. Why? What did you think they were?
There's actually something more confusing than the design...
via: InstagramIt's the concept. It's a popsicle maker with a juice straw? I just have no idea how that works.
via: InstagramPooh's head got slapped on upside down.
Once again, a terribly placed straw.
via: InstagramI mean, can they REALLY not put it off to the side or something?
Look at his face!
via: InstagramBuzz is upset about something. Maybe it's the location of his straw. MOVE THEM TO THE SIDE, PEOPLE!
via: InstagramOlaf's looking really good next to you!
It's a snow cone maker, people.
via: InstagramEven if it looks a LOT like something more grown up.
WHERE does the snow cone come out?
via: InstagramOh, that's right. Just below the snowman's belt.
I THINK(?) those are nostrils?
via: InstagramBut they could be moles. Whatever they are, Disney's not gonna be happy.