15 Hilarious Back-To-School Tweets That Will Make You Grateful Not to Be a Student Anymore

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If you’ve been out of school for a while, you may have forgotten that it’s back-to-school time for a large portion of the population.

Students and parents alike have taken to Twitter to voice their displeasure with back-to-school season, and we can’t help but laugh — especially when we’re not the ones heading to class!

Buckle up, kids. Life only gets harder.

Like this one. It used to seem like every year school would start earlier and earlier, and I was always checking when the last day was.

And suddenly I found myself “sick” a lot during the school year. It’s crazy how teenagers never get sick during the summer!

I was lucky if I did all of those things in a week — let alone in one day. Maybe (probably) I was just a bad student, but I sure don’t remember school being that hard.

At least when you’re an adult, you can choose with whom you spend your time. It’s even worse when teachers get involved.

It does get better after high school (in the sense that you choose who you spend time around, for the most part).

As important as first impressions are, just remember that you’ll probably never see any of these people ever again, so it doesn’t really matter.

That is hardly an exaggeration. I never understood why most schools serve such garbage to growing kids. Except burger day. Burger days were the best.

If you’re a kid, then it’s the one time of the year you can pretend to be organized with your stuff (until it explodes into chaos like most kids’ backpacks did).

Probably sooner rather than later, too. Even parents started getting in on the back-to-school complain train, and it was hilarious.

Including the where-did-all-these-people-come-from-at-7-am emotion, apparently. (That’s an emotion, I promise.)

Now that I’m older and (arguably) wiser, I’ve really learned to appreciate sleeping in. Looking back, that was probably my favorite thing about summer time.

Which is good or bad, depending on how you feel about the holiday season.

But that shouldn’t be a surprise to most adults. Life is nothing if not a long series of paperwork.

…No more gum on the bottom of your chair! I will never take that for granted again.