Some of us have some serious commitment issues, myself included. But apparently, it’s a pretty common thing, because Twitter shared their own commitment issues with the world.
That’s why when anybody asks me what I’m doing, I give them the old “I’m not sure!” Ambiguity is a flake’s best friend.
Present me is always making plans that future me is going to hate.
Tim’s favorite high is canceling plans, which at least is harmless to his health?
But it’s hard to argue with the idea. Never seeing people sounds pretty sweet.
But canceling your plans and staying inside is absolutely free.
Though five spots might even be a bit long.
The best part of any social event is the end, but especially awkward dates.
It’s “til death do us part”, nothing in there says anything about phone bills!
And I’m not alone here. I’ve had the same tabs open for days before. Chrome will always be there for you.
But this guy saw it all the way through and got his black belt in the Partial Arts.
More like Tae-Kwon-Don’t, am I right?
But if you’re one of the three people like me that have never seen it, it’s probably because who can commit to eight seasons of a show? I can barely decide what to wear in the morning.
It’s all perception, m’dear.
And it totally sounds like a Mitch Hedberg quote or something.
Spending days inside of one place is a commitment a lot of us would be hard pressed to make, I think.
Your bed will always be there for you.