Anyone who's spent even just a minute on social media has probably been bombarded with inspirational quotes designed to bring some optimism and hope to people.

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It's certainly a nice thought, but when some people (you know the type) tend to share one after the other, there's only so many "Live. Laugh. Love." against a majestic sunset that you can handle before you started to get a little jaded. So to restore order (and maybe to vent a little) the Instagram account Uninspirational has put together a few inspirational quotes for those times when we really don't want to be inspired and are really just hoping for some tough love. Welp. Here's that tough love, laid against some very picturesque backgrounds.

Wouldn't you rather be in decent shape and look good for that march, though?

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Or...something good?

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I guess that means you've got a low risk of identity theft. That's...something.

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It's hard to get more generally pessimistic than this mantra does.

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I guess that would make it time for a nap.

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Yes. We can. It's not subtle!

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Better do what the inspirational quote says, folks.

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Arm's length relationships, FTW.

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How many times has the person who wrote this had their heart broken?

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Let them run off.

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Punctuation is important here, folks.

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This actually isn't all that pessimistic. More practical. Maybe we could just slow down on making new people without stopping altogether.

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Well, misery loves company, so pile in, haters!

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Candy's pretty cheap. And dogs are pretty much free.

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*hits snooze*

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#blessed

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That's why you work hard early. Then you do this later.

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