Listen up, women. You may have been buying the wrong products for your entire life.
That's right. You might not know this, but unless a product is pink or otherwise emblazoned with the words "For Women," it's not for you..
I realize this may come as a bit of a shock to you, so I've compiled this helpful list of things you can buy. You're welcome.
via: RedditGood news, ladies! Now your tools can be functional and decorative. On the bright side, a pink hammer is just as good for smashing the patriarchy.
via: ImgurHave you overheard a man talking about Bitcoin and wished you could get in on the cryptocurrency craze even though you're just a woman and therefore fully unequipped to handle space money?
via: ImgurHey, dog lovers! Have you been giving your female dog male dog treats?! You'd better get these instead so she doesn't become confused. You know, 'cause females are always getting confused by things that men find completely straightforward and simple.
via: RedditLift these binoculars to your eyes and point up. See the glass ceiling up there?
via: RedditIf you're a girl, you can wear ice skates. But you can't be a champion.
A Ouija Board
via: RedditI don't need to tell you that this Ouija board is strictly for summoning lady ghosts, right? That should be obvious.
A Book About the ABC's
via: RedditA is for "Aaaaah! Why aren't my tools pink?" B is for "Binoculars, but only ones suitable for girls."
via: RedditThese are perfect for all those times that the men in your life are working with loud power tools and summoning male ghosts.
via: RedditIs anyone going to point out that this 100 percent looks like some sort of sex product? No? OK. I won't either, then.
via: RedditBut NOT steak. I cannot stress this enough: You may NOT buy steak. Steak is for men.
via: RedditI'm so over these pointlessly gendered products. Bring in a Scrub Puppy and we're talking.
via: RedditEvery woman should feel safe at all times. But also glamorous. Both are important.
A Granola Bar
via: RedditIn case the bright pink packaging wasn't enough of a clue, they've also labeled this one with the words "woman line." Helpful.
via: RedditI assume this is just the story of that woman stabbing a man in the head with a tent stake over and over again, right? 'Cause if so, I'm so into this idea.
via: ImgurI saw a man try to drink this tea once and he grew a vagina right on his forehead. True story.
via: RedditDon't even THINK about trying to golf, though. That's a man's sport.
via: ImgurSo that the air around you can enter your lady nostrils and fill your lady brain with thoughts about flowers and pink cars and not about the wage gap.