20 Beauty Products That Have Hilariously Inappropriate Names for No Reason Whatsoever

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Plenty of businesses give their beauty products clever or strange names to make them stand out from the crowd, but the following collection of names go above and beyond. After all, why invest in “bright pink” lip gloss when you can try out some “Electric Grandma” gloss instead? Ranging from awkwardly NSFW to just plain hilarious, these names will make you laugh, blush, or just scratch your head in wonderment.

Here are 20 of the strangest and most unique beauty product names out there.

 

“Chubby Stick Baby Tint” doesn’t make a ton of sense when those words are pushed together, but the combination is bizarre.

Expanding on that theme, Smith & Cult’s “Dirty Baby” nail polish is a head-scratcher. It manages to both sound vaguely wrong and not really reflect its product.

“Electric Grandma” Lip Tar comes from an Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics’ collection. The imagery accompanying the name is impactful, to say the least. There are other makeup colors plainly titled “Grandma,” but come on. Electric Grandma sounds way cooler.

With a name that is #relatable, this Ricky’s NYC nail polish is called “Unpaid Intern.” We’re still not clear on why this particular shade is reminiscent of an unpaid intern, but there you have it.

While the name of this Ricky’s NYC nail polish shade may not be universally true, it’s also decidedly entertaining.

Yes, this eye shadow is called “Unicorn Pee.” Why? No idea. Is it attention-grabbing? Absolutely.

Next, this lipstick is called “Everything Looks Better on a Meathook.”

And this nail polish is, very simply, called “Anthrax.” For those days when you’re feeling particularly dangerous.

“Unicorn Blood” — is it better or worse than “Unicorn Pee?”

This bright blue lipstick has a name that is both straightforward and arrestive: Blue M*thaf*cka. Never stop at “blue” when you can call the shade “blue m*thaf*cka.”

NARS sells this shade of lip gloss, which is very bluntly named “Orgasm.” So, if your family asks you what that makeup you use is called, you may have to make something up.

And why stop at “Orgasm?” Another shade in this collection of NARS lip gloss takes the NSFW even further, called “Super Orgasm.”

Both shades apparently come in eye shadow-form as well. Because why not?

And here we have the NARS G-Spot color cream. Basically, NARS is determined to make their makeup collections way more risqué than they needed to be.

In this collection of liquid lipstick – the Melted Collection – comes a shade called “Chihuahua.” Before this collection, if the words ‘melted chihuahua’ ever came up in conversation, something had gone horribly wrong.

This NYX nail polish, “Ants in My Pants,” evokes a fairly distressing situation. But hey, you can sort of see the fire ants in the polish’s red flecks!

Someone snapped off a picture of “Uh-oh Roll Down the Window,” a shade from Wet n Wild’s Spoiled Collection. The implications of this name are numerous, and none of them sound fun.

From Impulse Cosmetics comes this sea-green shade called “Lobotomy.”

Portland Black Lipstick Co.’s “Undead Red” is for fans of the macabre.

Reddit unearthed this crazy nail polish color, which is somehow even more graphic than NARS: “Erektis klitoris.” Reddit has no idea what inspired this name, but if it’s meant as an attention grabber, mission accomplished.