20 Completely Over-the-Top Manicures for People Who Have Way Too Much Time on Their Hands

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Getting a manicure is a great way to relax and de-stress.

Or it can be, as long as you don’t get a manicure like any of these.

A manicure like this one can really light up a room. Although that could also be pretty dangerous.

I can’t quite put my finger on what makes this manicure so special… Oh! It’s that you can put anything on your finger!    

Always losing your pens? Embed them in your fingertips! You’ll never need to look for a writing utensil again.

I’m only awarding points to this manicure if the water inside is actually Fiji water. Otherwise, it’s just not as authentic.

Yes, those are real scorpions. But oddly enough, this isn’t the only person who has put dead things in their fingernails…

This person used mouse bones! There is no way this manicure is not haunted.

There are two ways of proving you have a green thumb. One is to grow a lot of plants and keep them alive for a long time. The other is to glue green plants to your thumbnail.

But why stop at succulents? This person created an entire lawn with a family and everything.

Is it functional? Not really. Will it get people’s attention? You bet!

Why weigh down your pockets with a Swiss army knife when you could keep the relevant tools at your literal fingertips? Of course, these aren’t exactly the tools that I’d find most useful. This next one is more my speed…

That’s more like it. Bring on the food!  

I know what you’re thinking. It must be really hard to eat sushi with all of that fake sushi on your fingernails. That must be why they invented chopsticks, right?

Why yes, that is marijuana embedded in this person’s manicure. And no, you cannot smoke it.

Something about this manicure really gives me the heebie-jeebies. But more power to ya if you can pull off this look!

I take back what I said about that last one. This is so much worse. But even these hair nails aren’t as bad as this next one…

Remember a time in your life before you knew that this existed in the world? Yeah. I wish we could go back to that time.

OK, this one I actually kind of love. Bonus points if you can actually stack a LEGO brick on top of them.

This is cute, but I can’t help but think it’s also sort of wildly impractical. Then again, I’ve seen much worse. Literally a minute ago with those fur nails.

These are apparently called “Lava Lamp” nails. I…I can’t look away.

Ah yes, the classic Bugles mani. It’s easy to do yourself and you can eat it. Really a win all around.