2017 was a pretty crappy year. But if anything positive came out of it, it's the reaffirmation that women are strong as hell and not going to take crap from the world anymore.
From Wonder Woman to #MeToo, 2017 has been about women rising up to their rightful positions as Queens of the Universe, Goddesses of Good, and general badasses.
In addition, women are frickin' funny, as demonstrated by this list of hilarious tweets by women this year. Even in the face of so much terribleness, these women were able to find the funny, and that's no easy feat.
Cheers to things not being so horrible but women being just as funny in 2018.
Midnight TrainHow is it that that little dog's ears look like they're luxuriously blowing in the wind? It's perfect, especially with Journey's greatest hit playing in the background.
None of This Matters
So sorry, running late, I suddenly remembered none of this matters— Aparna Nancherla (@Aparna Nancherla)1512942105.0
No More Bees
2008: what a historical time to be living in one of the greatest countries in the world! 2017: there are no more bees or medicine— Megan Amram (@Megan Amram)1498161305.0
*when my friend says text when you get home* 29 hours later: Home— Brittani Nichols (@Brittani Nichols)1511933513.0
q: what do ghostwriters write a: BOOks— Alexandra Petri (@Alexandra Petri)1508172799.0
Bad DayHonestly, this is us on all days. Fragile, frazzled, and not really eager to play with you. And definitely witchy. Oh wait, strike that. Replace the "w" with a "b" and that describes us. Of course, we're bitchy in the best way possible.
Chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them. https://t.co/aTJ2Abjrs4— Emma Ward (@Emma Ward)1502991759.0
Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"— kelsey (@kelsey)1499458146.0
My mom just sent me this of my dad https://t.co/fMuVFTkpBQ— Paige Alban (@Paige Alban)1499047257.0
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL— Emily Barry (@Emily Barry)1501037478.0
Palmer Paint Products
See you in court Palmer Paint Products https://t.co/0mxXgGCQcn— ℓεℓε (@ℓεℓε)1505266263.0
Waiter there's a FBI in my coup— Megan Amram (@Megan Amram)1494369690.0
Ted Cruz Is the Zodiac Killer
Ted Cruz is so terrible that to make himself more likable he has to pretend he's a serial killer— Jess Dweck (@Jess Dweck)1508366287.0
Seven WordsRaise your hand if you're also a "sad old wooden table" that "needs love." Yeah, we thought so. It might seem sad that we relate so hard to sad inanimate objects, but also, the entire world is sad, so.....................
Aryan Brood Mare
End of 2016: this couldn't get any worse End of 2018: I'm excited to start my new position as Aryan Brood Mare! Nice sheets and xtra rations— Siobhan Thompson, mysterious European heiress (@Siobhan Thompson, mysterious European heiress)1483742957.0
The Best Venn Diagram Ever
The only Halloween Venn Diagram that matters. https://t.co/pZxNnE0hs1— Jen Lewis (@Jen Lewis)1508334966.0
Come at Me, Brocean!
Fuck you, ocean. If you have something to say, say it to my face instead of through a shell, you piece of shit.— kim (@kim)1494264980.0
Glam AFThis is beyond perfect. Kris Kardashian slays so hard in that outfit, and her fierce attitude perfectly describes the feeling of being so full of conviction that you choose to end an email with a period as opposed to an exclamation point (or several). It's truly the sign of a grown-ass woman.
You: "What should I do?" Me, a 28 yo who lives alone and supports herself: "We should ask an adult."— Allison Raskin (@Allison Raskin)1498603268.0
Oh is that today? https://t.co/AYy7CtYRWj— Hillary Clinton (@Hillary Clinton)1509242790.0