For all the times you yelled, “Mom? Mo-omm? Mommy? MOTHER?”, at around 2:15 a.m. when she had to work the next day, this gift list is for you. It’s practically Mother’s Day and I’ll be honest, if you haven’t bought anything yet, Amazon is just about your only remaining savior. (Thank you to the Most High Jeff Bezos for all things Amazon Prime.)
I’m kidding around, of course, (sort of), but Mother’s Day is quickly approaching and you’re not going to want to greet the day empty-handed. The exciting part about this list is that it’s not just a single gift; it’s a year (or more) worth of gifts! Wait … what’s that you said? Mom only needs a single gift? Have you seen that image that depicts what it looks like to be dilated to 10? You did that; the least you can do is bestow all the gifts on that woman. Whether she’s into beauty products, snacks, crafts, plants or pets, there’s something here sure to brighten her day month.