From hard sticks that'll whiten your teeth to terra cotta paddles that'll soften your feet, these bizarre hygiene products have a major following on Amazon.
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This Charcoal That Somehow Whitens Your Teeth
via: ActiveWowGross? Sure, but if you're in search of all-natural tooth-whitening, it's apparently an insanely effective solution.
This Mask That Moisturizes With The Mud Of The Dead Sea
via: Aria StarrBelieve it or not, literally thousands of reviewers credit this salty mud with refined pores and softer skin.
These Industrial Strength Nail Clippers That Will Last You A Lifetime
via: HarpertonIf you're in search of the last pair of nail clippers you'll ever need to buy, here they are. Now just don't lose 'em.
These Charcoal Patches That Absorb Flatulence
via: FashionFirstAidThey're called Subtle Butt, and they're hilarious and (apparently) quite effective.
People Swear By This Natural Spray That Works Miracles On Stinky Feet
via: Rocket PureI can't help but feel that if I'd had this product years ago, I'd have a lot more friends now.
This Mint-Flavored Floss That Is 100% Vegan
via: RadiusYep, they even make vegan floss. And it works beautifully.
This Magical Solution That'll Mask The Most Unflattering Odors
via: Poo PourriWho could you rely on more for odoriffic protection than the makers of the Squatty Potty? Just spray the surface of the toilet before you go to war, and it forms a protective barrier that locks in the stink.
This Space-Age Looking Manual Nose Hair Trimmer
via: KedsumPerfect for those of us who are folically gifted in all the wrong places.
This Hilarious Device That'll Help You Get The Perfect Goatee
via: My Perfect GoateeWill you look good using this? No. But you'll look goatee-riffic afterwards, and that's what really counts.
These Cozy Socks That'll Moisturize Your Feet
via: Natra CureStop wasting time lotioning your feet, and let the therapeutic gel lining of these Natra Cure socks restore your tootsies to their primo condition.
People Are Using These Miswak Sticks To Whiten Their Teeth And It's Working
via: Miswak ClubDidn't know that rubbing your teeth with sticks would actually whiten them? Well, it does!
This All-Natural Deodorant Stone Will Last More Than A Year
via: The CrystalTake it easy on your armpits and ditch the aluminum oxides for all-natural mineral salts.
This All-Purpose Vegan Soap Is A Perennial Favorite
via: Dr. BronnersThis soap is seriously versatile, with enthusiastic reviewers touting its utility as body soap, shampoo, even as a soapy form of toothpaste. It can clean anything. Even your pets!
This Treatment That Has People Peeling Their Feet Off
This Wildly Popular Tool Set That's Purpose-Built For Zit Destruction
via: PinterestIf you're one of those unique individuals who can't get enough of pimple-popping videos, then this assortment of pore-cleaning tools will look mighty familiar. If you're not, it's time to learn.
This Handy Device Literally Vacuums Out Your Pores
via: eBayYou've pushed, prodded, and popped, but have you ever vacuumed out your skin? These tiny pore vacuums are apparently incredibly effective for removing anything from impacted blackheads, to regular every day comedone.
People Are Replacing Facial Scrubs With This Charcoal Konjac Sponge
via: Konjac SpongeOne more testament to the power of charcoal: the Konjac sponge. Thousands of reviewers tout the sponge's ability to gently cleanse the face, while both refining pores and minimizing patchiness.
These Gel Pimple Patches Draw The Blemish To The Surface In One Day
via: NexcareThese are some seriously effective little circles of gel. Just check out the before-and-after photos in the reviews!
With This Braun Epilator Kit You Can Give Yourself Facials At Home
via: BraunNow you can get spa-quality facials at home, for a fraction of the price.
This Batiste Dry Shampoo Has Been A Standby For Decades
via: BatisteDry shampoo sounds like an oxymoron to many of us, but to the well-informed, it's a secret beauty weapon.
These Ultra-Fine Tweezers Are Specially Designed To Remove Blackheads
via: PinterestYou've tweezed your eyebrows, but have you ever tweezed your pores? If not, it's time to try.
These Carbonated Masks Would Be Fun Even If They Weren't So Effective
via: Memebox CorporationCarbonation isn't just for your sodas anymore!
These Popular Black Masks Are Cheaper Than Ever
via: My SchemingThese Korean black masks are all over the place, and this is one of the originals. There's a reason why they're so popular. And addictive.
These Classic Biore Strips Are Seriously Addictive
via: BioreYou've seen the commercials, and the befores-and-afters. These magic little strips grip onto all the gunk in your pores and pull it out, leaving a forest of blackheads on the surface, and your pores nicely empty.
These European Scrubbing Mittens Will Exfoliate Your Entire Body
via: BaidenRub one of these on your skin in the shower, and watch as roll after roll of grey, dead skin just rolls off. Gross? Yes. Addictive? Very.