27 Brilliant Inventions Every Grown Woman Should Own

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Being a woman is hard. You know that. We know that. Society finally gets it.

These 27 life-changing gadgets are here to make your life as a woman just a little bit easier. We can’t solve all your problems with products you can buy on Amazon, but we can certainly make a dent.

We hope you find these products as awesome as we do. Just an FYI: We are a participant in the Amazon affiliate program, and Brainjolt may receive a share of sales from links on this page. Prices on Amazon fluctuate so anything mentioned below might change as soon we publish it!

These Bed Risers That You Can Plug Into

Are you ready to feel like a downright queen with a high bed and plugs and USB ports galore?! Then these brilliant bed risers are for you. File this is the “Why Didn’t They Think of This Earlier??” drawer!

This Alarm Clock That Helps You Wake up By Making You Step on It

Ruggie the alarm clock actually requires you to swing your legs out of bed and stomp on it to stop going off. It’s genius, provided you don’t cheat and just punch it with your fist. Ruggie needs to sense your pressure for three seconds to stop the alarm, but if that’s too short, you can increase the threshold to up to 30 seconds.

This Smart Water Bottle That Glows to Remind You to Hydrate

We could all hydrate more, and this water bottle, which glows when you need some H20, will help you do just that! How does it know when you need a sip? Magic! OK, not really. It syncs with your smartphone via Bluetooth and works with your fitness tracker app to adjust your water goal.

This iPhone Stand That’s Also a Charger

This slick phone stand will also charge that bad boy! With it, you don’t have to constantly pick your phone up at work or worry about it dying on you.

This Sleek Smart Watch That Will Track Your Sleep and Activity

A smartwatch that actually looks stylish, like a fashion choice you’d actually make?! Yes, please.

This Backpack Folding Chair That Will Carry Everything You Need

Sure, there are those folding chairs that have backpack straps, but they don’t have an actual backpack attached, so you still have to carry another bag. This one does. Oh also, it comes with a cooler bag. This contraption has everything!

This Candle for Book Lovers That Will Transform Your Living Room Into an Old Bookstore

No living room is complete without a scented candle. I think Jane Austen said that. And what better candle scent to bring into your life than one that smells like old books. More than comforting, this candle will transport you to that vintage bookshop you love the most.

This Espresso Maker That You Can Use on Top of a Mountain

You are a person who’s always on the go! You don’t have time to wait around for a tiny mug of espresso. That’s where the MiniPresso comes in. You can make espresso in the middle of the street, on the tops of mountains, in busy subway cars. Anywhere you want! Of course, it comes with its own cup.

This Essential Oil Difffuser That Will Make Your Home Smell Heavenly

Enhance your life with this stylish essential oil diffuser. It’s got color-changing lights, four different timer settings, and it will turn off automatically when it runs out of water. How much more relaxing can it get?

This Diet and Workout Planner That Will Help You Stay on Track

There’s no better way to kickstart a new lifestyle than my tracking your food and exercise. It really works, and this awesome motivational notebook makes it totally easy for you!

This Heated Hoodie That Will Keep You Warm in the Cold

The cordless sweatshirt has a discreet battery pack and built-in cable that are removable for easy washing. There are three heat settings that you can adjust based on how toasty you want to get. This heated hoodie is so many of our dreams come true.

This Resuable Portable Lint Roller You Can Carry in Your Purse

This is the most stylish lint roller you’ll ever come across, we guarantee. It’s retractable, which makes the sheets last way longer. But never fear! The rolls are also replaceable, so when you waste a bunch lint rolling your dog, you’ll be all set.

This Compact Luggage Scale That Will Tell You If You’re Over the Limit

How many times have you packed for a trip and then had no idea if your suitcase made it under the 50 lb. limit most airlines have? Well, those days are over! This compact luggage scale is here to save you that extra fee.

This Insulated Lunch Bag That Will Get You All the Compliments

This insulated lunch bag, which looks like a takeout bag, is so chic your co-workers won’t know what hit ’em. Plus, it’ll keep your sandwich cold. It’s a win-win if you ask us.

This Memory Foam Beanbag Chair That’s Unbelievably Comfy

OK, this adult bean bag chair is no joke. Because it’s not filled with beans. It’s filled with bits of memory foam to make it extra comfy. And it’s huge. The only problem with it is that once you sit down, you’re not going to want to get up.

These Stainless Steel Reusable Drinking Straws That Will Help You Save the Environment

The sad truth is that plastic straws are terrible for the environment. But if you love drinking out of straws (like we do), all hope is not lost! These stainless steel straws are perfect replacements. And they come with their very own cleaner brush!

These Air Purifying Bags That Naturally Rid Your Shoes of Stinky Odors

These cute little bags are full of porous bamboo charcoal, which naturally eliminates pesky odors that plague your closets and your gym bags. They’re fragrance-free and non-toxic, and they last for up to two years! All you have to do to preserve their power is leave them our in the sun for an hour or so once a month.

These Pizza Scissors That Make Slicing a Breeze

No more scary circular pizza saw. Hello, pizza scissors! They even have a built-in spatula to help you lift and serve your pizza with ease. What more could you ask for? We smell a pizza night in your near future…

This Blanket with Built-In Carrier That’s Perfect for Picnics

The worst thing about picnics is having to carry all your crap, and the blanket always takes up the most room. Not anymore! With this roll-up blanket with built-in carrying straps, your picnic experiences will totally transform. Not to mention it’s like, totally hip.

This Concrete Salt Keeper That Will Transform You Into a Gourmet Chef

For even the most amateurish home cook, a cool, professional-looking salt keeper will elevate your kitchen to brand new heights. Season your dishes with ease! Be your own salt bae.

This Shaving Pedestal That Will Make You Feel Like a Queen Whenever You Shave Your Legs

Every shower and bath should come standard with a foot pedestal, but alas, the world has no common sense. With this perfect little addition, you’ll feel like royalty while shaving your legs in the shower.

This Cutting Board with Built-In Strainer That Makes So Much Sense You’ll Wonder Why They Didn’t Think of This Earlier

Now, this is truly a genius product. This cutting board is long enough to fit across most sinks, and it’s got a built-in strainer. No more chopping broccoli then accidentally throwing it everywhere while trying to gather it in a colander. Your worries are over.

This Slim Storage Cart That Fits Into All Your Nooks and Crannies

Everyone could use more storage space! And almost guaranteed everyone has a sliver of space that just isn’t being utilized. That’s where this brilliant invention comes in. This is particularly great for people who have limited space in small city apartments and whatnot. Absolutely genius.

This Sticky Note Roll That Allows You To Post Reminders Anywhere

If only the guy from Memento had this thing, right? Whoever came up with a roll of sticky notes has probably seen us try to remember things by writing reminders on our arms in pen. We thank them for this invention.

This Survival Bracelet That Might Actually Save Your Life One Day

Whether you’re going camping or not, it’s probably a good idea to have a survival bracelet on you. This bracelet may be small, but it is mighty. It includes a whistle, a compass, a scraper, a firestarter, a knife, and potentially life-saving rope.

This Umbrella with Built-In Cupholder That Allows You to Multitask Like a Champ

This is your chance to have it all, ladies!!! Being stuck in the rain should not mean forfeiting your morning coffee, and now it doesn’t have to. Carry your coffee and keep yourself dry with one hand, and tweet about what you’re up to with the other.

This Wine Letter Cork Holder That Will Help You Keep Track of Your Drinking Problem (JK!)

This nifty wall decoration allows you to stack and keep the corks you use from bottles of wine and transforms them into their own work of art! Now you have an excuse to get drinking! (Not that you needed one.)