I am not an energetic man. Call me what you will — lazy, slothful, couch potato — the fact is, I simply prefer to maintain an extremely favorable energy-expended to results-achieved ratio.
So I feel especially qualified to inform today’s selection of 31 products perfect for very efficient (or perhaps, lazy) humans such as myself.
From the ultimate couch accessory to the perfect personal assistant, these ingenious inventions will maximize your energy-conserving comfort.
The Couch Coaster So You’ll Always Have Your Drink Within Arm’s Reach
Sometimes that coffee table is just too far away.
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The Tablift Tablet Stand Lets You Preserve Valuable Arm Energy
Because sometimes that iPad can just be surprisingly heavy.
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This Gooseneck Phone Holder Which Clips On Anywhere
You’ve got better things to do with your hands than waste them holding your phone.
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This Top-Selling Mermaid Blanket That’ll Keep You Cozy All Day Long
I’m a grown man and I could get just so insanely cozy in one of these.
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These Adorable Character Slippers So Your Toes Will Stay Toasty
When it comes to a long, hard day relaxing around the house, a quality set of slippers is a necessity. So they might as well be fun.
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These Silicone Glasses Will Provide Shatterproof Drink Delivery
There’s nothing that expends more unnecessary energy than cleaning up a broken glass. Thus, it pays to invest in a high-quality, shatter-free solution to ensure you’ll enjoy your beverage uninterrupted.
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This Ultra-Luxe Bath Caddy Will Make It Unnecessary To Ever Leave The Tub
This 100% bamboo bath caddy is the first step towards a fully bathtub-lived life.
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This Couch Caddy Makes Your Couch Arms Work For You
Yet another accessory that’ll make your couch your own all-inclusive island of comfort.
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This 3-In-1 Breakfast Maker That’ll Maximize Your Morning Efficiency
Finally, no more of those long walks between the coffee maker, toaster and stovetop!
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These Ultra-Long Straws Will Span The Gulf Between Your Couch And Coffee Table
These straws are 28 inches long. That’s two feet, four inches of articulating straw action, perfect for people who truly have their priorities straight.
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This Banana-Specific Slicer That Will Save Valuable Time
Right now, you’re probably spending interminable seconds slicing your bananas slice-by-slice. Get efficient, and do it in one fell swoop.
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One Of These Top-Rated Battery Banks So You Don’t Have To Leave Your Couch To Charge Your Phone
Is there any worse feeling than having an ultra-comfy couch session interrupted by the “Low Battery” warning of doom?
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This Hydration Pack So Can Drink Your Beverage Anywhere
Sure, hydration packs were originally intended for those outdoorsy types, but they also make fantastic drink solutions for the indoorsy crowd.
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This Memory Foam Seat Cushion Will Protect You From Pain
If you’re going to commit to the seated lifestyle, you’ll want something to bolster your bum. And you can’t go wrong with this top-rated pillow.
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These Shadow Shields Will Make Perfect Makeup Insanely Easy
Just because you’re a homebody, doesn’t mean you don’t want to look good. Make your makeup routine insanely easy with these beloved Shadow Shields.
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This Reacher Grabber Will Extend Your Reach By Feet
Never again will your remote be out of reach.
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Amazon’s Most Popular Universal Remote Will Control Every Beloved Entertainment Device You Own
These universal remotes control basically anything. And they’re affordable enough to buy a backup (or two) for when they fall between the cushions.
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The Ring Video Doorbell So You Can Answer The Door Through Your Phone
With the Ring, you can even answer the door when you’re away from home (on that rare occasion).
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This Very Popular Lap Desk So Working From Home = Working From Couch
It even comes in four different colors, for perfect couch color coordination.
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This Ultra-Long Lightning Cable Will Power Your Phone From Ten Feet Away
Finally, you won’t be bound to the side of the couch near the outlet.
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This Shiatsu Massager That’ll Soothe And Heat Your Well-Rested Feet
Just because you’ve avoided being on your feet all day, doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy some serious sole shiatsu.
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This To-Do Notepad That Has Its Priorities Straight
Why do something today which can be done tomorrow?
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The Roomba Robotic Vacuum Will Clean Your Floors While You Watch From The Comfort Of Your Couch
Just imagine relaxing on the couch, watching this hockey puck of a robot clean your entire house. It’s easily worth the modest investment.
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This Adult Onesie That’ll Be The Last Piece Of Clothing You’ll Ever Need
Seriously. If you’re committing to a couch-centric lifestyle, this is the required couch-wear. Invest in a set of seven (there are many colors to choose from) and rotate them.
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This Self-Stirring Mug That Might Actually Have Gone Too Far
Seriously. If you don’t have the energy to actually stir your coffee, it may be time to seek help.
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This Meal Replacement Drink That’ll Save You Valuable Chewing Energy
The oddly named Soylent (of Charleton Heston’s “Soylent green is people!” fame) is the top of the heap in the meal replacement industry. Don’t feel like cooking? Crack open a Soylent and get busy relaxing.
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