Smart shoppers and diners know they should check their receipts to make sure that nothing went wrong with their transaction.
But what you don’t expect to find — whether you’re the purchaser, the seller, or the server — is something that will make you either laugh, shake your head, or demand an explanation more than a refund.
Need proof? Here’s the paper trail — literally.
via: RedditYou've been warned. But if they're decent ninjas, you won't even be able to see them.
Do a Little Dance
via: Funny ReceiptsSo do they do a little dance when they deliver your food or is that just an unfortunate abbreviation? Either way, it costs you $7.
Read Between the Lines
via: ImgurNot only do they appreciate your business, they appreciate the fact that you have, shall we say, "eclectic" tastes.
She's the Diary Queen
via: ImgurNot only do you get the MILF for only $2.98, but you get the whole MILF, not just certain parts. Who wants a 2% MILF anyway?
It Really Satisfies
via: RedditWow, they're really branching out with candy flavors. Do you have to show ID for that?
via: BlogspotConsidering this is a receipt for Swingers — which I assume isn't a playground for children — I'm thinking "ass" might just come up a little more than in other places.
via: Viral CircusWhat can we say? Michael Scott would be proud of them for sticking that in there. (That's what she said.)
via: ImgurIt's not every day you get rewarded with a discount for having good kids, not to mention the fact they're inviting you to taste win. Win-win!
via: RedditYou have to admit that you would probably want to go back a few more times just to see what other jokes they would leave. Without yo mama, of course.
via: SharenatorIt turns out that Trade Secret's real secret is that they have a little racy business going on on the side. That leaves me wondering if "nail smoother" is now code for something else...
via: ImgurAnd you know you're not going to bring the donut back, so why is paper and ink involved? Probably to entertain you while you eat your delicious donut.
via: FlickrDoes that come with a side of Nerds? Or maybe a couple of Airheads?
Grease the Wheel
via: RedditHow about a preventative measure, you know, just in case she's a little bit difficult. Just because we have to deal with her doesn't mean you have to!
via: FlickrI'll have your cheapest ass beer, and keep them coming!
via: ImgurShe found a snake on the floor in California Pizza Kitchen so she took it and tossed it outside. When she walked back in, everyone applauded.
via: BlogspotThe bad news? You ordered anal juice. The good news? It was free!
via: ImgurAnd he would do anything for love... ...but he won't do that.
via: Huffington PostJust in case there's any confusion as to how to make a smoothie, they give you specific directions. So helpful!
Poetry In Motion
via: ImgurThey can be easy. Sometimes they make perfect sense. But not this one here.
What a Deal!
via: Huffington PostFor the low price of $3.99, you too can bring home your very own wife! Sorry, no returns or exchanges. What's done is done.
via: PinterestNow that's a creative tip for a hard-working hotel housekeeper. Honest Abe, getting a little bit freaky there in the sheets. Who knew?
via: ImgurWell, that's disappointing. I guess nice guys really don't finish first.
That's a Wrap
via: Banned In HollywoodApparently that's now a quantifiable measurement for lunchmeat. Good news for you. Bad news for the turkey.
Out of This World
via: ImgurJust think... If those customers hadn't been jerks, this server might never had received such a masterpiece. Faith restored!
via: ImgurHe's not just Tom. Tom is as MAN, and don't you forget it.
Lube It Up
via: Huffington PostTo be clear, they bought bike supplies and tennis balls. What else were you thinking?
High and Mighty
via: TwitterThe bummer is that your tip is rolled up like drug paraphernalia, but at least you could get a good chuckle from it.
Getting the Greens
via: ImgurYes, will you please toss my salad? See above: That's what she said.
via: RedditWhen you let customers draw on the paper tablecloths, you're going to get some creative tips. The beer probably helps, too.
Here kitty, kitty...
via: RedditThink of the kittens! So many poor felines wandering around without proper paw protection!