There are those products that, while necessary for every day life, can be extremely embarrassing to actually purchase in person. Butt acne cream, nose hair wax, Poo Pouri...all of these types of items are usually shoved to the bottom of your shopping cart as you check out while you stand there hoping against hope that the person at the register doesn't notice what you're actually buying.
Luckily, I have some good news for you: The following 31 items are all available for purchase on Amazon.com, meaning you can buy them in the privacy of your own home without anyone knowing you own them.
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This Squatty Potty That Makes "Going" Way Easier
via: AmazonNo one likes talking about what they do in the bathroom. It's an awkward subject, especially if you've been having issues with what you normally do in the bathroom. Luckily, this Squatty Potty not only makes it way easier to do your business, but you can buy it online without anyone having to know about it. Just be sure to hide it in your bathroom closet when guests come over.
This LICKI Brush That Makes You Feel Like A Giant Cat
via: AmazonOkay, so this one is definitely something you'll be glad you don't have to buy in person and face judgmental store clerks. This PDX Pet Design LICKI Brush lets you groom your cat exactly the way a mother cat would groom its own kitty: With its tongue. Yep. Just pop this thing in your mouth and go to town. Your feline friend will be left relaxed, purring, and looking fantastic.
This Poo-Pourri That Lets You Poo In Peace
via: AmazonLet me tell you, this stuff is basically magic. If I didn't have this Poo-Pourri Before You Go Toilet Spray, I'd never have been able to share an apartment with my husband with only one bathroom. Just spray this amazing stuff in the toilet before you do your business, and it's like it never happened. I don't know how it works, but I hope it never stops working.
These Shoe Deodorizers That Send Odors Packing
via: AmazonI have this rather disgusting habit of wearing my shoes without socks. I know, I know. There's not better way to get your shoes to smell awful than by walking a mile in the summer with no socks on. But now that I have these Moso Natural 2 Pack Mini Air Purifying Bags Shoe Deodorizers, my shoes smell as good as new no matter how many miles I've walked in them sans socks!
This Ingrown Toe Nail Correction Tool That Solves An Annoying Problem
via: AmazonHave you ever had an ingrown toe nail? If you haven't, well, you're lucky. If you have, then you know full well how awful they can be. Not just unsightly, but horribly painful, too. This Professional Stainless Steel Ingrown Toe Nail Correction Tool Pedicure Tool solves the issue and turns your toenails back to normal in no time. Seriously, where has this thing been all my life?!
This Plunger That Gets Even The Toughest Jobs Done
via: AmazonEveryone has probably used a plunger at one point in their lives. Sure, it's not a fun job, but it's a necessary part of life. Not all plungers are created equal. This windaze Toilet Plunger Piston Type Clog Remover with Flexible Rubber Head Stainless Steel Handle was made for the most stubborn of clogs. And yes, you can thankfully get it online so no one has to see you buying it.
This Anti-Friction Powder With A Hilarious Name
via: AmazonSure, this Anti Monkey Butt Lady Powder has a ridiculous name and label, but don't let that fool you. This stuff really works. Just sprinkle it on any areas that tend to get got and sweaty, and bask in the beauty of perfectly soft, smooth skin that doesn't rub. It's basically a summertime necessity. Or, if you happen to sweat a lot (like me), it's a year round necessity.
This Deodorant Paste That Banishes Body Odor
via: AmazonI know what you're thinking: The thought of smearing paste in your armpits sounds, well, gross. But trust me on this one, this Pit Stank Paste Natural Deodorant works wonders. Not only is it non toxic and aluminium free, it's also unscented, so you don't have to worry about any fake floral or too-intense citrus smells overpowering you throughout the day. Once you go paste, you never go back!
This Back Hair Shaver That Covers Those Hard-To-Reach Places
via: AmazonMy husband is really, really hairy. When he takes his shirt off, it look like he has on another shirt underneath. Made of hair. Yes, it's that bad. If anyone should try out this BAKblade 2.0 PLUS - Back Hair Removal and Body Shaver, it's him. It has a curved handle for easy use, and the clever design means you can easily get into all those hard to reach places without having to awkwardly ask someone to help you.
This Female Urination Device That Lets You Go Anywhere
via: AmazonGuys have it easy, don't they? When you're on a long road trip in the middle of no where and really, really need to go, wouldn't it be great if you could just unzip your fly and take care of business right there on the side of the road? Well, now you can, thanks to this GoGirl Female Urination Device + Antimicrobial Portable Urinal for Women.
This SweatBlock Antiperspirant That Obliterates Pit Stains
via: AmazonAs long as we're openly talking about embarrassing problems, I'll admit something: I sweat. A lot. I've tried pretty much everything to stop the constant perspiration, but this SweatBlock Antiperspirant - Clinical Strength is the only thing that's worked. It keeps you dry for up to seven days! Just wipe the towelettes under your arms before you go to sleep at night. I buy these by the case!
These Tampon Flasks That Hide Alcohol In The Last Place You'd Expect
via: AmazonThere are certain products out there that just wow you with their clever, unique and totally wacky design. These Smuggle Your Booze Tampon Flask 5 Fake Tampons definitely fall into that category. Seriously, who would think to check your tampons for hidden booze?! Your next music festival will never be the same thanks to these babies. I'd like to meet the genius who came up with this invention and shake her hand.
This Pimple Popping Kit That Keeps Your Filthy Hands Off Your Face
via: AmazonI have a terrible habit of picking at my face every time I get a new pimple. I do it without even thinking about it, and there's something so disgustingly satisfying about popping an especially large one. But thanks to all the bacteria on your fingers, that just leads to more and more pimples. Use this BESTOPE Blackhead Remover Pimple Comedone Extractor Tool Set instead.
This Tongue Scraper That Freshens Up Your Breath
via: AmazonDo you have the type of bad breath that comes on strong in the morning and seems to linger for the rest of the day, no matter how many times you brush your teeth? You're probably forgetting about a goldmine of bacteria: You're tongue. This Dr. Tung's Tongue Cleaner in Stainless Steel scrapes off all that nasty gunk so you're left with breath that's oh so fresh.
This Medicated Shampoo That Keeps Dandruff At Bay
via: AmazonAh, dandruff. It makes your head ridiculously itchy, makes it impossible to wear black, and you're constantly worried it falling off your head in public and exposing your scalp for what it is: A flake factory. You need something powerful to keep it away from good. This Nizoral A-D Anti-Dandruff Shampoo with Ketoconazole 1% can get rid of flakes and keep them from ever showing their face again.
These Butt Pads That Neutralize Embarrassing Odors
via: AmazonSure, this product might make you giggle at first. After all, these Subtle Butt: Disposable Gas Neutralizers are literally pads that you put in your underwear to neutralize any odors that happen to slip out. But take a minute to really think about it. How amazing would it be if you could just pass gas all day long without having to worry about who you're offending?
This ComfyPot That Clears Out Your Nasal Passages
via: AmazonThis ComfyPot Ergonomic Ceramic Neti Pot Sinus Rinse Natural Pressure, Congestion & Infection Treatment is a miracle product for people who are chronically congested. Simply stick the end in your nostril, tip your head to the side, and let the soothing liquid flow through your nasal passage. It sounds awful, but it actually feels amazing, and leaves you with the ability to finally breathe easily.
This Foot Peeling Mask That Gets Rid Of Disgusting Dead Foot Skin
via: AmazonThis stuff isn't for the squeamish, but of you can get past piles of dead skin, it'll change your life forever. This Dr. Pedicure Foot Exfoliation Peeling Mask will have you peeling layer after layer of dead skin off your feet for days, and after a week they won't even look like yours anymore. Seriously, this stuff is worth the grossness. (Actually, peeling off dead skin is oddly satisfying.)
This Bra Liner That Traps Boob Sweat
via: AmazonBoob sweat is a part of life. Whether it's an insanely hot day, you're nervous during an important presentation, or you're just prone to getting especially sweaty in that general area, it can be pretty annoying to deal with, and it can be embarrassing to get sweat stains in such an obvious place. Thankfully, these Belly Bandit Don't Sweat-It Bra Liners soak up the sweat before it can make its appearance.
This a href="https://amazon.com/o/ASIN/B01C4ZAPGM/dechumil-20/ref=nosim/" target="_blank">Shave Gel That Keeps Your Intimate Areas Silky Smooth
via: AmazonThere are certain areas of the body that can be a bit tricky when it comes to shaving. That's where this "Coochy Plus" intimate shave cream comes in. It features five powerful moisturizing, anti-inflammatory, and vitamins-rich agents that smooth your most sensitive areas and make shaving a breeze. And since it's available on Amazon, no one has to know you own it!
This Donut Cushion For Painful Hemorrhoids
via: AmazonWho doesn't love a hemorrhoid?! Okay, no one does. They're the absolute worst. They're painful, embarrassing, and they make it darn near impossible to sit in a comfortable position for even just a few minutes. Thank goodness for this Kieba Hemorrhoid Treatment Donut Tailbone Cushion. The patented design keeps your tender areas pain-free while you take it easy and try to forget about your rear end pustules.
This Ear Wax Cleaner That Lets You See The Horrors That Are Inside Your Ears
via: AmazonClean out your ears? Isn't that what Q Tips are for? Sure, that's what you might be thinking to yourself regarding this product, but trust me, shoving Q Tips into your ears day after day is doing more harm than good. This Elephant Ear Washer Bottle System by Doctor Easy shows you exactly what's been residing inside your ears all this time, and it's not pretty.
This Nose Wax Kit That's Painful Yet Necessary
via: AmazonOh, and speaking of the horrors that lie inside various body cavities, this Nads Nose Hair & Blackhead Remover Wax For Men & Women Beauty Product Easy by Jitonrad gives you an eye opening look at what's been living inside your nose all these years. Sure, it might hurt a bit, but wouldn't you rather go through a moment of pain than have people snicker about your nostril hair behind your back?
These Special Underwear That Catch Any Leaks
via: AmazonThe week of your period is a hard time. You feel terrible, you're bloated, and you're constantly snapping at the people around you because your hormones are completely out of whack. So why not have one less thing to worry about? These Funcy Women Menstrual Period Protective Panties Leakproof Brief stock leaks in their tracks so you never have to run to the bathroom "just to check" ever again.
This Lightening Gel That Brightens Up Your Most Intimate Areas
via: AmazonAre your most intimate area looking a little blotchy, dark and discolored? This Divine Derriere Intimate Skin Lightening Gel for Body, Face, Bikini and Sensitive Areas will take care of that in no time. The plant based ingredients brighten and even skin tone naturally and without harsh chemicals, all with a money back guarantee. Now seriously, aren't you glad you can order this stuff online?
This Acne Lotion For Your Most Stubborn Butt Zits
via: AmazonButt acne: It happens to the best of us. Sure, it looks horrendous, but it's also painful and humiliating. And when normal acne creams won't work, it's time to send in the big guns. This Butt Acne Clearing Lotion will get the job done without leaving your buns red, dry or peeling. Just check out those amazing before and after pics! Don't they make you want to try it out for yourself?
This Foot File That Buffs Away Unsightly Callouses
via: AmazonAre your feet ready for sandal weather? Are they as soft and smooth as a baby's bottom? Are you eager for the weather to get hot so you can show the world what's under your socks? No? Well, don't fret. This Amope Pedi Perfect Electronic Foot File, Extra Coarse will buff off even your thickest callouses in no time. You'll be debuting your feet in no time!
This Anti Chafe Balm That Stops Rubbing
via: AmazonChafing is one of the worst feelings in the world. Your skin gets red, chapped and, in some extreme cases, even bleeds. But thanks to this Body Glide Original Anti-Chafe Balm, you can say "buh bye" to any future chafing and discomfort. Just glide it on your legs, neck, arms, or any other areas where you're prone to rubbing. You'll be completely amazed at the results.
This Lice Treatment That Stops Little Buggers In Their Tracks
via: AmazonLice. You probably had it at least once as a kid, right? It usually runs pretty rampant in elementary schools, and if one kid gets it, pretty soon EVERY kid gets it. But getting lice as an adult is completely humiliating. Luckily, you can order this Head Hunters Pro-Lice Treatment from the comfort of your own home and not step outside again until you're lice free.
This Anti Camel Toe Pad That Solves An Awkward Problem
via: AmazonAh, the dreaded camel toe. The constant fear that this embarrassing fashion faux pas will strike can make going to the beach awkward, wearing high waisted pants a nightmare, and can even make you swear off wearing overalls ever again. But this Cuchini Camel Toe Pad changes everything. Just place it in your favorite jeans, pants, leggings and bikini bottoms and, voila! No more camel toe!
This Hair Remover That's 100% Painless
via: AmazonMustaches can look subtly sexy, ridiculously handsome and, sometimes, striking and mysterious. But if you happen to have a mustache that's not welcome on your face, it can be all you see when you look at yourself. Show it the door with this Finishing Touch Flawless Women's Painless Hair Remover. It snatches up even the tiniest of hairs and somehow manages to do so without being horrifically painful.