The holiday season is here again, which means there’s a feeling of cheer in the air, the days are getting chillier, and the people in your life are expecting gifts that will captivate and inspire them. The only problem is that most of those people are incredibly picky, so buying them something they’d actually like is almost impossible.
But fear not, because I have done you the favor of collection 31 gifts for the person who has everything (or, more accurately, hate everything). And if you still think they would hate them, you might want to just throw in the towel and buy them for yourself instead.
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This Power Bank That Keeps Devices Charged On-The-Go
Who it’s perfect for: That one friend who’s always complaining about how her phone is CONSTANTLY dying.
Why it’s a great gift: Although it may look mini, this Anker PowerCore 5000 is seriously mighty. It can restore your phone to full power when you need it most, like when you’re trying to drive to your Aunt Betty’s house in the middle of nowhere as your GPS slowly dies.
This Bullet Journal That Even People Who Hate Journaling Will Love
Who it’s perfect for: Your family member who seems like she could use a little time each day to recharge and focus her thoughts into something positive.
Why it’s a great gift: Bullet journals are all the rage right now due to their minimal time commitment and serious benefits. This Two Minute Mornings: A Journal to Win Your Day Every Day only takes a second of your time but allows you to reflect on your day and clear your mind.
This Scratch Off Map That’s Perfect For World Travelers
Who it’s perfect for: That one cousin who’s always boring you to death with his pictures of his latest excursion to far off corners of the globe.
Why it’s a great gift: Not only is it an impressive looking map that looks great on your wall, you actually get to scratch off the parts of the world that you’ve visited, which will then making you want to travel more in order to scratch off more.
This Selfie Ring Light That’s Made For The Social Media-Obsessed
Who it’s perfect for: Your BFF who’s REALLY into selfies but can’t quite capture her own beauty with her crappy cell phone camera.
Why it’s a great gift: This SRL l191 Selfie Ring Light gives you that halo glow that all those celebrity Instagram pics have but has always seemed unattainable (until now). It fits any type of phone and is super easy to install. Just pop it on and slay!
These Dryer Hedgehogs That Are Too Cute Not To Like
Who it’s perfect for: Anyone who hates doing laundry. (So, pretty much everyone on earth).
Why it’s a great gift: These Kikkerland Hedgehog Dryer Balls replace dryer sheets, being you save money and create less waste every time you do a load. Just throw them in the dryer and your clothes will be 10x more soft and fluffy. Plus they’re insanely cute AND only $4.99! Can you say “perfect gift”?!
These Slipper Socks That Will Win Over Even The Biggest Grinch
Who they’re perfect for: Your coworker who constantly takes her shoes off in the office and is always freezing cold.
Why they’re a great gift: I mean, just look at them! These Pudus Adult Regular Cozy Winter Classic Slipper Socks with Grippers are the best thing you could ever do for your feet. But, just a warning, if you hate that your coworker never wears her shoes at her desk, now she REALLY won’t wear them after giving her these.
This Corgi Butt Pillow That’s Ridiculously Cute
Who it’s perfect for: That one friend who’s obsessed with Corgi’s and also has a really weird sense of humor.
Why it’s a great gift: This ANJUU Pets Puppy Cute Corgi Butt Throw Pillow is adorably weird, but also incredibly soft and cozy. It also makes a great gag gift for White Elephant parties, since it takes a special kind of person to appreciate the cuteness of a Corgi’s backside.
This Cheese Grater That’s Positively Medieval
Who it’s perfect for: Your friend who’s WAY too into Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings.
Why it’s a great gift: This GRATIATOR – CHEESE GRATER by PELEG DESIGN puts all other cheese graters to shame, and have them shaking in their boots. Seriously, I’d be willing to host a dinner party just for the excuse to whip this baby out and totally impress/terrify all my friends.
This Travel Wallet That Has A Spot For Everything
Who it’s perfect for: Your sibling who’s always traveling and also happens to be extremely absent minded with a tendency to leave important documents in foreign countries.
Why it’s a great gift: This Passport Holder by POCKT not only looks sharp and comes in a variety of colors, it also has a spot for all your travel essentials and comes with a built-in RFID Blocker, so your information can’t be easily stolen without your knowledge.
These Slang Flashcards That Will Help Out Your Less Cool Friends
Who it’s perfect for: Your Uncle Bernie who’s constantly asking you what on earth the young people are talking about these days.
Why it’s a great gift: These Knock Knock Slang Flashcards are not only extremely helpful (Seriously, when IS the best time to throw “roll deep” into a conversation?) but also a hilarious conversation starter. Pull these out at your next party and watch the hysterics.
This Lip Tint For The Wine Lover
Who it’s perfect for: Your friend from high school who’s always inviting you over for wine and cheese nights but the wine and cheese are both always from Trader Joe’s. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Trader Joe’s has great wine AND cheese.)
Why it’s a great gift: Not only does it come in a variety of shades all named after various types of wines, this stuff actually stays put for a LONG time, no matter how many glasses you have!
These Bernie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans Really Mean EVERY Flavor
Who it’s perfect for: Anyone who’s still waiting for their Hogwarts acceptance letter. (Like I have been since 1997.)
Why it’s a great gift: These Harry Potter Bernie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans are seriously authentic, meaning the good folks over at Jelly Belly went all in in the flavor department, even the disgusting flavors like Earth Worm. How they figured out what an Earth Worm tastes like is beyond me.
This Henry VIII Disappearing Coffee Mug For The History Buff
Who it’s perfect for: Your pretentious roommate who’s always telling you “interesting” historical facts that you only half listen to but nod your head and pretend to care about.
Why it’s a great gift: This Henry VIII Disappearing Coffee Mug features King Henry with all six of his wives, all of which disappear once it gets hot and you get to learn about what happened to them. Morbid? Maybe. Awesome? Totally.
This Butter Spreader That Finally Makes Buttery Corn Easy
Who it’s perfect for: Your corn on the cob-obsessed family member who throws a fit every time the butter is too solid to spread.
Why it’s a great gift: This Fox Run 5416 Butter Spreader with Built-In Cover is basically genius. Simply put a stick of butter in the “spreader” and easily glide it over corn on the cob, pancakes, waffles, toast, ham, or anything else you usually put butter on.
This Water Bottle That Keeps Liquid Insanely Cold
Who it’s perfect for: That one friend who is constantly complaining about how she really should be drinking more water instead of downing 32 Diet Cokes per day.
Why it’s a great gift: These MIRA Stainless Steel Vacuum Insulated Water Bottles are the last water bottle you’ll ever have to buy. The stainless steel construction means they’ll last forever, and the nearly countless color and design options means there’s a style available to fit anyone’s taste.
This Shakespeare Insult Generator That’s Made For A Snooty English Major
Who it’s perfect for: Your old college friend who’s always telling you about the brilliance of Shakespeare and how much it relates to current events.
Why it’s a great gift: Okay, Shakespeare Insult Generator: Mix and Match More than 150,000 Insults in the Bard’s Own Words thing isn’t just for pretentious English majors. Who wouldn’t want to call someone an “obscene rump-fed hornbeast”?! I intend to call everyone that from now on.
This Lens Kit That Makes Cell Pics Look Super Profresh
Who it’s perfect for: That aspiring shutterbug who always takes the most unflattering photos of you and you need them to stop.
Why it’s a great gift: Most people just use their cellphone as their primary camera these days, and the results are…less than impressive. But this FunLens 5 in 1 Universal Clip On Cell Phone Camera Lens Kit is here to change all that.
These Beer Savers For The Craft Beer Enthusiast
Who it’s perfect for: That one coworker who’s always talking about the new brewery he went to over the weekend (and why you HAVE to check it out.)
Why it’s a great gift: Who doesn’t hate to waste a delicious, frosty cold brew? These Beer savers are small silicone lids that fit tightly over the top of an opened beer bottle so you can return to a half finished beer even hours later without having to suffer the misery of a flat sip.
These Face Masks That Are Oh-So Refreshing
Who it’s perfect for: Your family member who works WAY too hard and could use an at home spa night. Or maybe 13 at home spa nights.
Why it’s a great gift: This Natural Facial Mask Sheet 21ml Combo Set includes 13 different masks, each with a different all natural ingredient. They offer brightening, moisturizing and lifting effects so you’re left with supple, nourished skin that glows with health.
This Pocket Survival Tool That Everyone Should Own
Who it’s perfect for: Your distant relative who has to be prepared for anything and loves to tell you about the week he spent roughing it in the great outdoors.
Why it’s a great gift: This SE MT908-1 11-Function Stainless Steel Survival Pocket Tool just might save your life one day. It comes with everything you might need to combat a disaster (or just everyday annoyances) and is roughly the size of a credit card.
This Homesick Candle That Smell Like Home
Who it’s perfect for: Anyone you know who’s missing their home town and would love a homey reminder of where they came from.
Why it’s a great gift: This Homesick Scented Candle somehow manages to perfectly capture the essence of every US state in a warm, cozy candle. I don’t know how they did it, but I’m sure glad they did. (And don’t worry Wisconsinites, your candle does not smell like cheese.)
This Tequila Mockingbird Kit For The Aspiring Mixologist (And Writer)
Who it’s perfect for: Your old high school friend who wear tiny vests and is always the one to yell “I’m the bartender!” whenever you walk into a party together.
Why it’s a great gift: This The Tequila Mockingbird Kit: Cocktails with a Literary Twist includes a jigger, two cocktail stirring sticks and a 48-page abridgment of Tequila Mockingbird, which offers 15 literary inspired drink recipes.
This Headphone Holder That’s Made For A Music Lover
Who it’s perfect for: That one friend who’s always pulling a ball of tangled headphones out of his bag while screaming obscenities until he can get them untangled.
Why it’s a great gift: This small and handy ELFRhino Earbuds Holder Tangle-Free Cord Earphone Organizer is something that everyone needs, unless you happen to be as zen as Ghandi when it comes to this universally annoying problem.
This Hanging Photo Mobile That Your Favorite Shutterbug Would Love
Who it’s perfect for: Your friend who wants her bedroom to look nicer but doesn’t want to spend the money or deal with the effort of buying a million frames and making a collage.
Why it’s a great gift: This Wee Gallery Kikkerland Clip Photo Mobile lets you show off ten of your favorite photos and hang them in an eye catching mobile. Who needs frames, anyway?!
These Wiener Dog Corn Holders That You’d Have To Be Crazy Not To Love
Who they’re perfect for: Anyone who has eyes and a beating heart.
Why they’re a great gift: Look at these Charcoal Companion Dog Corn Holders. LOOK AT THEM. Not only are they probably the most adorable things ever created, by they also help you hold your corn on the cob without getting butter all over your hands. If that’s not a perfect gift for literally anyone, I don’t know what is.
This Bath Bomb Set That’s Perfect For Your Most Stressed-Out Pal
Who it’s perfect for: Your boss who constantly seems so stressed out that she’s one urgent email away from quitting and moving to the Bahamas.
Why it’s a great gift: This 10 Large Bath Bombs, USA Made Gift Set includes 10 gorgeous bath bombs of varying colors and designs but each one offering a luxuriously relaxing soak in a hot, steamy tub. Talk about an amazing night in.
This Stunning Bracelet That Doubles As A Hair Tie Holder
Who it’s perfect for: That one friend who’s always asking to borrow the hair tie that you keep on your wrist and then never returning it.
Why it’s a great gift: This Maria Shireen Athleisure Hair Tie Bracelet may look like a chic, modern bracelet that goes with everything, but it’s actually a hair tie holder that doubles as a chic, modern bracelet that goes with everything.
This Nail Polish Holder That’s Made For Your Friend With The Best Nails
Who it’s perfect for: That one person you know who’s always rocking the most amazing nails and whose life you’d love to make just a little bit easier.
Why it’s a great gift: This Tweexy The Original Wearable Nail Polish Bottle Holder is seriously brilliant, so brilliant, in fact, that I’m a bit peeved that I didn’t think it up myself in the first place. How many times in my life have I struggled with the nail polish bottle for nothing?!
This Portable Lint Roller That’s Essential For Pet Owners
Who it’s perfect for: Your one friend with a million pets who’s always showing up places covered in animal hair. (I’m that one friend.)
Why it’s a great gift: This Flint Reusable Lint Roller, Retracts to Protect Adhesive Sheets for Prolonged Use comes in a slick little tube that can easily be thrown into your bag so you never have to show up anywhere looking like a crazy cat person.
This Nibbles CableKeep That’s Cute AND Practical
Who it’s perfect for: Your technology obsessed pal who owns all the hottest new gadgets but is always losing the cords that go with them.
Why it’s a great gift: This Nibbles CableKeep is one of those things that you didn’t know you needed until you got one, and then don’t know how you’d like without it. Plus, it’s insanely cute and comes in three different colors.
This Mini Bluetooth Speaker That’s Perfect For That Friend Who’s OBSESSED With Music
Who it’s perfect for: Your sibling who’s always showing off their latest dance moves at family events but is forced to pull up YouTube in order to have music to accompany those moves.
Why it’s a great gift: Anker SoundCore Nano Bluetooth Speaker with Big Sound, Super-Portable Wireless Speaker with Built-in Mic means you never have to spend another boring, music free day at the beach, in the backyard, or anywhere else ever again.