31 of the Weirdest Things on Amazon That People Actually Buy | 22 Words

Most of the stuff you buy serves a very distinct purpose. You buy toilet paper for your bathroom needs. You buy light bulbs so you can see inside when it gets dark. You buy gloss so that you can floss once right before your dental appointment and lie to your dentist about doing so regularly.

But how often do you buy something just because it's really freakin' weird? Not often enough, I bet! You could probably use a few random, wackadoo items in your life! Not only do they bring you joy; they're also a great way to start conversations and exhibit your own unique, personal style.

While Amazon is definitely a go-to purveyor for tons of everyday items, not everything listed for sale on the site is completely run-of-the-mill. In fact, quite a few things are basically the exact opposite.

From a coloring book of farting animals to a candle specifically for left-handed people, Amazon has a bunch of off-the-wall stuff for you to add to your home.

We hope you find these products as awesome as we do. Just an FYI: 22Words is a participant in the Amazon affiliate program and may receive a share of sales from links on this page.

These Finger Hands Are Freaky and Amazing

I can't say for sure exactly why you need a set of miniature hands to go on your fingers, but you totally do. Maybe you have a desperate desire to give someone a high-twenty-five! Maybe you want to ask your teacher five questions but only want to raise your hand once. Maybe you're cosplaying as Thing (from The Addams Family) and his four siblings. I don't know your life. The only thing that would make this better would be if you could get finger hands for your finger hands. Alas, such a thing is impossible. OR IS IT?

Nope! Here Are Some Finger Hands for Your Finger Hands!

Do you want to compete in 25 thumb wrestling matches at once? Do you want to count to 125 on one hand?! Do you want to just really, really freak your friends out? Then this is the listing for you, my friend. I can't wait until the world goes one step further and provides finger hands for your finger hands for your finger hands.

Do You Want 1500 Live Ladybugs?

'Cause if you do, you can totally get them on Amazon. That's right. In just a matter of days, you can have 1,500 new best friends! They're recommended for use in your garden as they eat aphids, moth eggs, mites, scales, thrips, leafhoppers, mealybugs, chinch bugs, and a whole host of other annoying pests. But you can also just, ya know, chill with them.

This Nicolas Cage Mermaid Pillow Is the Stuff of Dreams

Very, very specific dreams. If you're a fan of Nicolas Cage (and who isn't?!), then this throw pillow is probably exactly what you've been looking for. You can choose to have the sequins flipped one way so that the pillow is all-gold for fancy occasions, but when you're ready to party it up? Just swipe up and reveal the Cage's face. (And if you're looking for additional Nicolas Cage-themed items, keep reading, my friend!)

This Cow Wall Decal WIll Add Some Joy to Your Life

As I look around my apartment, I can see about twelve different places where this cow decal would be absolutely perfect. Peeking into my office window? Yes. Poking its head out from behind my bookshelf? Also yes. Peering out from beneath my bed? Kinda creepy, but technically possible. Now the only thing I have to decide is whether to buy all 12 at once or slowly introduce them to my home one by one.

Gotta Go? Then You're Gonna Need a Gotta Go Poncho

It's a non-transparent poncho that's ideal for times when you have to "go" but don't have access to a restroom. Like when you're camping, or at a music festival, or waiting in Times Square for the ball to drop on New Year's Eve. Each poncho comes with a unisex pee bag containing powder that immediately turns into gel upon contact with liquid. There's also a poop bag with what they're calling a "no-miss triple harness catch system," and wipes.

These Decals Turn Your Fridge into a Gameboy

(Or you can put 'em on your wall, dishwasher, washing machine — pretty much wherever). The "screen" also works as a dry-erase board where you can write your grocery list, leave notes for your roommates, or draw pictures. Unfortunately, you can't play Pokémon on it. But you can pretend to! The decals themselves are magnetic so they're easily removable and won't leave any residue or scuff marks.

The Daddle Saddle Lets You Give the Best Piggyback Rides

Howdy, pardner! Did I hear tell you wanna give some of the rootinest, tootinest piggyback rides this side of the Mississip'? Well, you're in luck, cowboy! The Daddle Saddle attaches right 'round yer middle and shoulders and provides the perfect place for your tiny cowpokes ta sit. It comes with adjustable stirrups, a soft saddle horn, and a latigo strap for authenticity. And the whole thing can be wrangled up and warshed in the ol' washin' machine, too!

This Wine for Cats Is Definitely *Not* Something a Crazy Cat Lady Would Buy

So if you choose to grab a couple bottles for Tigger, then you can rest assured that you are 100 percent normal and have not crossed over into "crazy" territory. It's non-alcoholic, but it will get your cat a little loopy. It's made from beets and herbs (like catnip) — no grain, corn, or soy! Nothing sounds better than chilling with your cat and cracking open a bottle of wine, right? Right.

For the Person Who Has Everything, We Recommend Nothing

Yes, you read that right. We all have that one friend who always has the latest phone, game, computer, or what have you. You know what they might like? Nothing. Now, you can buy it (Nothing, that is) from Amazon. It's the only thing standing between you and all your goals and dreams! It was the inspiration for a Shakespearean comedy! You can sneeze at it! Really, the possibilities are endless.

This Frog-Shaped Soap Is Named Stephen

I guess there's nothing too terribly weird about frog-shaped soap — soap comes in all kinds of shapes! I just love that this one is named Stephen. You could carry him around in your pocket and talk to him all day. Then, when someone asks you what you're doing, you can say, "Just talking to my frog, Stephen." Plus you can use him to wash your hands if you're ever stranded in a public restroom without any soap. Stephen has many uses.

How About a Loaf of Bread Squishy Toy?

I mean, of course there's a loaf of bread squishy toy in this world. We're living in the future, my friends. A future where squishy toys come in pretty much whatever shape anyone could possibly want. This one has the added benefit of being slightly scented like coconut. I don't know exactly what you're supposed to do with a squishy toy other than squish it, but this bread looks very squishable if you ask me.

Keep Your Golf Balls in This Ball Sack!

Tired of losing track of your favorite balls? You should try keeping them in a ball sack! You know: a sack for balls! This one will hold up to six golfballs, and it comes with two pink ones. Hook it onto your golf bag and never lose your balls again. It also looks remarkably like something...I just can't say for sure what.

Learn 52 New Ways to Poop with This Book

Think about it: You've probably been pooping pretty much the exact same way for your entire life. Isn't it time to switch things up a little bit? With the Kama Pootra, you can learn 52 new ways to go No. 2 as you seek poo nirvana. Who knows? After you master all 52 progressive pooping poses in this book, you may even be inspired to invent some of your own!

This Is a Coloring Book of Farting Animals

And once you've mastered all that pooping, you can move on to farts. Typical coloring books feature plenty of animals, but they're usually doing something boring like smelling flowers or playing fetch. You know what would be way better? Pictures of them farting. That's where this book comes in. It features 20 different coloring pages, all of which themselves features a farting animal. All you have to do is decide exactly what color their farts should be.

This Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Is Actually Hilarious

You can record your own messages to be played next time someone goes to grab some toilet paper. Just think about that for a second. You could use your own voice. Or you can record clips from your favorite movies and TV shows. I can just imagine it now... "All right, Mr. DeMille. I'm ready for my close-up." "Here's lookin' at you, kid." "May the Force be with you." The possibilities are endless.

You Never Know When You Might Need Some Coyote Urine

You're meant to use it to repel rabbits, voles, or mice from your garden or yard. Basically, it tricks the critters into thinking there's a coyote around, so they won't come for your shrubs or veggies anymore. But really, I'm sure there are several reasons why you might want to have 16 fluid ounces of coyote pee in your house. I don't know exactly what those reasons are, but for less than 15 bucks, you can figure them out yourself.

This See-Through Gummy Bear Model Is Educational AF

We've all eaten a gummy bear or two (or 2,000), but have we ever stopped to think about how their organs are arranged inside their body? I know I haven't, and I feel pretty bad about that now. Luckily, this 41-piece puzzle teaches exactly where the gummy guts and bones go inside a standard gummy bear. This may be especially useful for anyone studying gummy bear anatomy in the hopes of becoming a gummy surgeon.

This Coin Bank Is Horrifying

On the plus side, it's a great way to save money because you'll be too terrified to ever touch it to get your money out again! Haven't you always wanted to watch a tiny being eat your coins while looking into your soul with its cold, lifeless eyes? Of course you have. All it takes is two AA baatteries, some coins (obviously), and the understanding that this thing will haunt your nightmares.

These Cat Butt Coasters Are Amazing

You want to protect your coffee table from water damage and decorate your home with cat butts? Buddy, you have come to the right place. These crocheted cat butts are also drink coasters! But you don't have to stop there. Why not get a few sets? You could hang some on your wall for decoration. You could line the cupholders of your car with them! You could sew a few of them together to create a cat butt outfit for your cat! As the Amazon listing says, "ADD A TOUCH OF CAT-TITUDE and SOPHISTICATION."

Yes, You Do Need This Nicolas Cage T-Shirt

I can't think of a single occasion for which this wouldn't be the ideal wardrobe option. Job interview? Yes. First date? Definitely yes. Wedding? Maybe a little unorthodox, but why the heck not? Much like the aforementioned cat butt coasters, Nicolas Cage's face lends an air of SOPHISTICATION to any event. I wasn't able to find any matching pants, but I assume it's only a matter of time until I can live out my dream of wearing a Nicolas Cage tuxedo.

These Cheetos Socks Would Look Pretty Great with That Shirt, Actually

You know what they say: If you love something, wear it on your feet. Finally, you can bring that age-old adage to life and declare your love for Cheetos, the most perfect cheesy crisp. They come in a variety of sizes that are sure to fit any Cheetos fan in the world. Now all you have to is worry about what kind of shoes you should put on. And also where you're going to get your next bag of Cheetos, obvs.

This Spoon Rest Looks Like a Giant Ravioli!

Buying a spoon rest is definitely one of those things that grown-ups do. It keeps your counters clean! If you want to take the step of getting a spoon rest but aren't quite ready to get one that's not fun, I can't recommend this ravioli option enough. Look how fun and funky it is! Just don't try to eat it. It is not an actual piece of ravioli.

This Squirrel Feeder Is My Favorite Thing Ever

I have had a bird feeder outside my home for a few months now, but have never had a bird visit it even once. You know who has come to visit it? A squirrel. The same squirrel, every single day. At this point, I might just throw in the towel and get this squirrel feeder instead. It's hilarious!

Here's a Candle for Lefties

I bet you didn't even know there were candles specifically for left-handed folks, did you? Rude. Nah, just kidding. I didn't know they existed, either. The label says that it "smells like the weird scissors," but the Amazon listing says it's "preschool-paste scented." Someone's gonna have to buy this candle and let me know which is true. Either way, it has a 60-hour burn time!

This Unicorn Rug Is Pretty Glorious

There are a few things you can do to class up virtually any room. You can get sconces. Even saying the word "sconces" out loud classes up whatever room you're in. You can light some candles. Candles are always classy. Or, you can put this amazing rug on the floor. As soon as you do, everyone will be completely amazed and probably want to give you all of their money.

This Watermelon Crossbody Bag Is Perfect for Summer

But really, you could wear it year-round to show that your love of watermelon knows no seasonal bounds. It has a faux leather exterior and a polyester interior. It's also super lightweight and easy to carry. Plus, it'll totally go with your strawberry wallet and grapefruit change purse! I'm mostly just impressed by how much it looks like an actual watermelon.

You Should Probably Also Get This Remote Control Centipede

In my opinion, the only good centipede is one that you have complete control over, and which you can turn off whenever you feel like it. This one has two different crawl modes and can also turn left or right at the touch of a button. Oh, and it has glowing eyes. OK, honestly, writing about it is kinda giving me the heebie jeebies. But I still sort of want one.

This Hedgehog Cheese Grater Is the Cheese Grater Everyone Should Be Using

Sure, those box graters grate cheese just fine. But are they fun? I don't think so. These hedgehog-shaped cheese graters, on the other hand? They're a real barrel of laughs. You get one of these guys and I bet you won't be able to stop smiling as you grate your cheddar or parmesan. I think if I had one, I would probably name it Mike.

This Nose Is Also a Pencil Sharpener

You probably have dozens of fake noses laying around your home, but how many of them are actually functional? Not enough of 'em, I'm guessing. This one is a pencil sharpener! It'd make a great desk accessory, back-to-school item, or — in a pinch — a fake nose you can use to pull pranks on your friends. You know, for nose pranks.