There are two kinds of people in the world: those who are super organized, focused, and stay on task, and the rest of us. This post is for the rest of us. The procrastinators. That should be obvious anyway because, let’s face it, fun sites like this one weren’t designed with those super focused folks in mind.
Welcome, fellow procrastinators! We’re not bad people. We just have more mental flexibility. Our minds wander a bit now and again. We still manage to make ends meet, hit our deadlines (usually), and lead productive lives. We just do it with a little more pizazz, which sometimes looks and feels like stress and panic.
Some days we embrace our procrastinating ways, and others we swear we’ll change. Whichever type of procrastinator day you’re having, we’ve collected 33 products that are perfect for people like us.
This 5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad Helps You Focus By Keeping Your Tasks Literally on Hand
It’s much harder to stray from your to do list when it is right under your right hand all day long. This handy (see what I did there? Sorry.) 5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad has plenty of room for you to jot down important notes, lists, phone numbers, or anything else that comes up during your day. Your whole work week is laid out in one organized place, helping you stay on task and be super productive.
A Good Productivity Planner is a Must Have For Any Procrastinator Who Wants to Get Stuff Done
Every would-be reformed procrastinator needs a good planner. Actually, every procrastinator who likes a steady income needs one. After all, maybe all that separates us from our super task oriented brethren is a good Productivity Planner! This planner helps you prioritize your tasks, and has space for a little self reflection so you can learn what works for you and what doesn’t when it comes to slaying tasks.
The Runaway Alarm Clock Makes Sure You Get Out of Bed
Sleeping in is nice, but so is keeping your job. This means that no matter how much you don’t feel like it, you need to get out of bed on time. If you’re a chronic snooze button pusher, the Runaway Alarm Clock will definitely revolutionize your mornings. It ensures you’re up and out of bed the first time because you have to chase the thing to turn it off.
Even Procrastinators Can Get Around to Eating Their Fresh Produce While it’s Still Fresh With the Bluapple Produce Freshness Extender
We buy fruits and veggies with the best of intentions, but, for one reason or another, we don’t quite get around to eating it before it’s all slimy, brown, and mushy. It’s a waste of food AND money. The Bluapple Produce Freshness Extender is a refillable little apple that absorbs the ethylene gas that causes your produce to over ripen. Each one lasts about 3 months, buying you more time to get around to eating the fruits and veggies you buy.
The Spatty & Spatty Daddy Help You Get Every Last Drop
It’s hard to remember that we’re down to fumes in our ketchup, lotion, or foundation bottles. We need to buy more and we’ll definitely do it tomorrow. But for today, we need the The Spatty & Spatty Daddy. These clever little spatulas reach into cosmetic, lotion, and condiment containers, allowing you to scoop up the last dregs and put off a shopping trip for another day.
Skip the Dry Cleaner All Together With Dryel In-Dryer Cleaning System
You either have a pile of clothes waiting to go to the cleaner, or you have a ton of clothes waiting at the cleaner to be picked up. Whichever way, it’s another errand on your to do list. Wouldn’t it be great to permanently check it off the list? Dryel In-Dryer Cleaning System is an alternate way to care for your dry clean only clothes, and other delicates. Simply place your clothes in the included zippered bag with a sheet of Dryel, and then place the bag into your dryer for about 30 minutes.
Hide Your Mess Quickly and Easily in This Storage Ottoman
I hate cleaning my house. Being the procrastinator that I am, instead of wisely doing a little bit each day, I let it get completely out of hand and wait until the very last minute, when friends are about to come over, and then clean up in a rush of agonizing stress. What I really need is more hiding places. This Storage Ottoman is perfect to quickly throw all your clutter into at the very last second.
For Times When You Really Need to Buckle Down, Get Your Sh*t Together Note Pad is No Nonsense
For the sweary procrastinator who needs to get sh*t done, this Get Your Sh*t Together Note Pad might take the edge off your to do list. You’re not trying to change who you are, you just need to do some stuff and I mean really, seriously do it. To do lists are great. To do lists that acknowledge that it sort of sucks to have a to do list are better.
Keep a Pack of Really Big Body Wipes on Hand and You Will Always be Fresh and Clean
Sometimes we expect to be able to run home to take a shower, but things have run late and there is no time anymore. Or maybe you hit snooze three too many times. Or maybe anything else came up and that shower you thought you’d take is going to have to wait. Keep a pack of these Hygiene Wipes for When You Can’t Shower handy, and you’ll always be prepared.
Look Well Ironed Without Having to Iron With This Wrinkle Release Spray
I suppose it’s theoretically possible that someone out there loves to iron. But most of us agree that ironing is the worst. And it takes time, which takes some planning, and ZOMG we’re running late! No need to run out the door with your clothes a creased mess. This Wrinkle Release Spray works like magic to give your clothes that fresh pressed look with none of the fresh pressed effort.
With Just Water These Makeup Remover Cloths Clean Away All Your Makeup
The very end of the day is the hardest time to resist your procrastinating ways. We get sucked into Netflix and put off getting ready for bed until we’re so tired that the very idea of washing off the day’s makeup seems too exhausting to even contemplate. It’s OK. There is an easier way! These Makeup Remover Cloths wipe away makeup, dirt, and sunscreen with just water, making them the easiest choice ever for those nights when you just can’t.
This Whatever I’m late Wall Clock is For the Self-Actualized Procrastinator
You are who you are. Why fight it? Some of us are chronically late. You might try to trick yourself into timeliness by keeping your clocks 10 minutes fast, entering appointments as starting 15 minutes earlier into your calendar, and other assorted mind games. But when you are both the designer and the mark, tricks don’t tend to work. Accept who you are with this funny Wall Clock.
For Times When You Really Need to Remember Something, You Need These Novelty Sticky Notes
Yes, these are silly. But I bet they work to help you remember something. These Novelty Sticky Notes are a step up from tying a string around your finger to help you remember to do that one particular thing at that one particular time. After all, these can remind you what that thing is that you’re trying to remember. At the very least, these notes would make a great gag gift or stocking stuffer for your forgetful friend, spacey spouse, or out-to-lunch office mate.
These Noise Cancelling Headsets Can Help You Focus
Sometimes you need to block out any potential distractions and focus to get stuff done. If you have a chatty colleague, or are easily side tracked by the goings on around you, you need a pair of good Noise Cancelling Headsets. Not only will these help you block out the world around you, but they also send a clear “Do Not Disturb” signal to anyone who might otherwise stop by to talk with you and distract you from your work.
If You Want to Be Better With Time Management, Check Out The Time Chunking Method
Maybe you don’t want to procrastinate, but you are easily overwhelmed when you have a lot to do and you simply aren’t great at breaking down tasks or managing your time. The Time Chunking Method: A 10-Step Action Plan For Increasing Your Productivity will help you understand how you work, and how you can work more efficiently. This easy to read, understand, and implement guide will turn you into a time management pro.
Set Yourself Up For Success With This Assortment of All Occasion Greeting Cards
If you already have a thank you card, a birthday card, a Congratulations! card, and a sympathy card on hand, then you don’t have to go out and buy one when you need one. Occasions keep on happening and cards need to be sent. Keep this set of All Occasion Greeting Cards and you will never be late with your card again. It’s like a gift to your future self.
Clear Your Mind by Clearing Your Space With The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
Maybe you’ve been meaning to check out the wildly popular KonMari method. It was all the rage a couple of years ago, and you meant to read The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing but just haven’t gotten around to it. Well, the time is now. There’s a reason people went crazy over this philosophy about cleaning, clutter, and all the stuff we own. It’s much easier to focus and get things done when the space around you is clear of clutter and only contains the things you need and the things you love.
Embrace Your Procrastinating Ways With These Procrastination Pens
Making a to-do list might be less painful if you do it with a cheeky pen. This cute set of Procrastination Pens is the perfect gift for the procrastinator in your life. These stylish, triangular ball point pens include the following pro-procrastination messages:
Later, I promise…
But first… a nap
Deadline, shmeadline
Tomorrow is practically today…
As the pen makers say, these pens are “the perfect companion to a project you’re never going to finish.” These pens get you, friend.
Keep Your Goals in Mind With This 90-Day Success Planner Pad
It’s easy to lose sight of the big picture when bogged down with to-do lists and chores. And when we forget what our ultimate goals are, it’s all too easy to procrastinate, and ultimately sabotage our own success. If this sounds familiar, the 90-Day Success Planner Pad might help you stay on track. Whether it’s better grades, getting in shape, losing weight, or getting that promotion, keeping your end game in mind will help you get there.
Skip the Shower Without Looking Like You Skipped the Shower With Perfect Hair Day Dry Shampoo
Washing and styling your hair takes time and effort. Whether you’re short on time or on energy, Perfect Hair Day Dry Shampoo is a terrific short cut. I tried several dry shampoos before finding this one, and I didn’t get what all the fuss was about. But, now I totally get it. With Perfect Hair Day, my hair feels and looks clean, because it is clean.
Because We All Sometimes Forget to Charge Up Before Going Out, You Need a Portable Phone Charger
If you don’t already have a portable phone charger, it’s really time to get one. There is no reason anyone should have to suffer a dead phone battery these days. This compact charger won’t clog up or weigh down your daily bag, and will provide you with a much needed charge in a pinch. While it’s great to never have a dead battery anymore, we’re all out of a terrific excuse to be incommunicado now.
The Bodum Travel Press is Part Coffee Maker and Part Travel Mug
Mornings can be hectic. Hell, anytime can be hectic! If you’re a procrastinator, then hectic is pretty much how you live. Even when you’re running late, you still need to put in the time to brew the cup of coffee that you take with you, right? Nope. With this Travel Press, your coffee or tea brews right in your to-go cup, saving you a solid 4-5 minutes!
Coloring in This Good Vibes Coloring Book is Definitely NOT a Waste of Time
The entire adult coloring book trend was tailor made for us procrastinators. It’s not wasting time, no! It’s relaxing your mind. It’s freeing your inner child. It’s flexing your creative muscles. It’s good for you!
Spend the time you spend procrastinating well. This Good Vibes Coloring Book is definitely going to help you get those creative juices flowing, so that when you do get around to tackling your work you’ll do so much more creatively.
This Novelty Mug Doesn’t Mess Around
So maybe this isn’t the mug you can keep at work. But you’ll want to. Sometimes we need some tough love. Some days there is just no room for tomfoolery. On those days, this mug is there for you, to remind you to stay the eff on task, man. The Don’t F*cking Procrastinate Today Mug means business. This would make an awesome gift for someone during finals.
The I Never Finish Anythi Tee Says it All
Procrastinators get the best novelty stuff. For those days when you are embracing the laze this t-shirt is perfect. You will be sure to get comments and compliments anytime you don your I Never Finish Anythi Tee. The shirt comes in women’s, men’s, and youth sizes and in several colors. If you know someone who is easily distracted, or terribly lazy, or a serious procrastinator, this is the t-shirt for them.
You Don’t Even Have to Feed Your Pet Every Day if You Use This Automatic Pet Feeder
Having a dog or a cat is a lot of work and responsibility. Obviously, we love our furry friends, but come on, Fido, I just sat down! You can save yourself from having to get up without making your pet suffer hunger pains with this brilliant Automatic Pet Feeder. You can schedule up to six feedings! That’s DAYS! Even Fido agrees that this is smart.
No Need to Spend Time Waiting for Your Nails to Dry with Insta-Dri Fast-Dry Nail Color
Who has time to sit still and not mess up her nails? Probably someone who planned way in advance, organized her time really well, and lives a magical unicorn life full of relaxation and non-panic. Sally Hansen Insta-Dri Nail Enamel really does dry nearly instantly. It’s inexpensive and comes in a ton of great colors too! Go ahead and leave your nails to the last minute.
Get Dinner on the Table in no Time With Annie Chun’s Cooked Rice
Every weekday evening in my house looks something like this: me at dinner time realizing that I’m the person who needs to make dinner and it’s already dinner time. Kitchen short cuts are always welcome, and Annie Chun’s Cooked Rice is a great in a pinch short cut! Instead of the 20-40 minutes rice normally takes, you can have perfectly cooked rice in two minutes. TWO MINUTES!
Lift Yourself Out of Your Brain Fog With This Brain Supplement for Focus
Maybe you only seem to be a procrastinator. That brain fog is some powerful stuff and it’s hard to be a good task master when you’re in the thick of it. If you find yourself unable to focus, constantly forgetting things, and lacking concentration, then this Brain Supplement for Focus might be for you. Made with St. John’s Wort and Ginkgo Biloba, this caffeine free formula helps you feel more alert.
For a Kitchen Gadget That Makes Your Life So Much Easier, Look No Further Than This Mini-Prep Plus Food Processor
For most jobs, you don’t need to haul out your giant food processor with all of its various attachments and gizmos. This is good news, because that thing is a pain. But, you still want to make short work of chopping stuff, right? Enter the incredibly handy Mini-Prep Plus Food Processor. This might just end up being the kitchen appliance you reach for every day.
This One-Step Hair Dryer & Volumizer Cuts Down Your Styling Time
Maybe you put off your shower for too long and now you don’t really have the time to properly dry and style your hair. Or, maybe that just takes so much time and effort and you can’t be bothered. So, you just go around looking alright instead of going around looking your best. That’s no way to live. See why over 2,000 reviewers love this One-Step Hair Dryer & Volumizer. You can have a great, smooth blow out in half the time!
Febreze Fabric Doesn’t Just Mask Odors, it Cleans Them
You totally meant to hand wash that sweater and carefully lay it out to dry, but you didn’t and now it’s the perfect thing to wear but it has had fresher days. Don’t worry, Febreze Fabric can take care of that for you. This spray actually penetrates your fabrics and cleans away odors, leaving behind a freshly laundered scent. This is perfect for hard to clean fabrics like upholstery and curtains, but it works for your clothes that you should have washed but haven’t too.
You Can Wash Your Hair Tomorrow, Today Use a Shower Cap
Go ahead and put off washing your hair. But ensure it stays perfectly dry in the shower by using a shower cap. This is not your grandma’s shower cap. Instead, it’s made of mold and mildew resistant lined nylon, and it’s machine washable. The oversized design accommodates even the longest and thickest hair, and the edge fits securely around your head, making sure your hair stays well and truly dry.