Kids are the silliest.
Have you ever tried to get a kid to do something? Or worse...tried to teach them something?
Sometimes they're quick to comply and learn, but most times? Most times they concoct seriously left-field, totally literal misinterpretations in response to any and all given instructions.
Can we really fault them, though? They barely understand that one word can have two meanings and have wildly imaginative little noggins.
Here are thirty-five times kids misinterpreted things in the most literal and hilarious ways..
Keep Your Eyes On the Ball
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I dunno. Seems like some quality T-ball to me. Also, is there such a thing as "quality T-ball?"
When Mom Tells You To Look Up Puppy Training Tips on YouTube
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Look at that focus, though. That's some deep work right there.She Wanted To Make a Toast...
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And boy did they all have a jammin' time. Oh yeah. I went there.When Given Too Many Grapes and Told To Only Eat Half, This Child...
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I guess my main question is, was there any point at which this felt weird, or was it just always feeling totes normal?When It's Bring Your Fish To School Day
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He wasn't wrong. But it feels wrong, you know?How Toddlers Feed Cats
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And they stood like that. Staring each other down. Until mom finally got off the freakin' phone and fed him for real, thank GOD.
At Modern Art Museums, We Really Think About What The Artists' Are Trying To Say...
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Ha. Ha. HA.When You're Told To Draw Hands On All the Clocks
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If one of your major points of reference in life is Beauty and the Beast... ...then this make perfect sense.Dad Was Trying To Make His Computer Go Faster
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Four-year-old stepped in. Problem. Solved.Name Those Quadrilaterals
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I've never met a Tedison... But my whole heart feels like that rectangle really does look like one.When Grandpa Tells You To Get Ready For a Bedtime Story Adventure
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Flashlight? Check. Warm hat? Check. Thirst for adventure? Double check.
When You're A Young Child and Also You're Told To Put a Jar of Water In Your Dog's Bowl
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Sparky's smart. He'll figure it out.
When Mom Says, "Put Your Shoes By the Front Door"
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Feels like a mess to me, but... ...whatever Mom."Don't Take The Clothes Off The Rack and Try Them On"
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Okay! I won't do both of those things.
Stop Telling Me What To Do, Math
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He's gonna be a writer. Or a wild eccentric. You're right. Probably both.
When Mom Tells You To Clean the Table
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You could get mad. But also you need the Facebook Likes, so... *opens camera app*