Some people have beautiful relationships with their siblings.
As far as I can tell, those people are rare, mystical unicorns, prancing through life un-emotionally-scathed while the rest of civilization endures its fair share of inevitable, on-going rivalry.
These thirty-five siblings achieved epically hilarious ends by using completely savage means against their brothers and sisters.
Let's be real, though...don't you kind wish you'd thought of some of these?
Affirmations on Fleek
via: The ChiveDon't we all, youngster. Don't we all.
If You Build It, They Will...
via: The Chive...never see the light of day again! And just like that, her claustrophobia blossomed.
When You've Had Enough
via: ImgurCan't fault him. Kid knows his limits.
Oh, You Hungry?
via: The ChiveLet's be real though... He still ate them.
Bye Bye Bye
Finally, We're Having Some Fun...Like Equals!
Fine, We'll Play With Him
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
via: ImgurOh yeah? Well not today...
When Your Brother Asks You To Save Him Some Thanksgiving Dinner...
via: RedditGloriously savage. We are not worthy.
When It's Real Hot, and Your Sister Offers You Some Refreshing Watermelon
via: ImgurCold. But impressive.
When Your New Shoes Come In the Mail, and You Ask You Brother To Snap a Few Pics...
via: ImgurUGH! Found it. Found my trigger.
And This is Why We Lock Our Computers, Folks!
via: RedditCruel. Unusual. Genius.
via: RedditYou thought you had that? Aww, honey...no.
When Your Sister Takes Your Stuff
This Brother's Committed...
via: RedditPsst. It's me. Your worst nightmare.
Sometimes Mom Even Gets In On the Fun
via: ImgurWell... Now we know where she gets it.
Livin' That Little Bro Life Like...
via: ImgurI'll help you up in a minute. Just you weight.
via: ImgurI have a feeling... ...this wasn't the game she signed on for.
I Cannot Tell A Lie
via: RedditWe feel ya, bud. Sh*t's rough.
Thank You, But...
via: Pleated JeansKeep praying, Joyce. We see paw prints in your future.
via: The ChiveI shall NEVER SURRENDER! GAH! In my ear?! Fine. FINE!
via: FarkWhen I said I was down to try contouring, I was hoping for... ..a bit less?
No Brothers ALLOWED!
via: GiphyGet. OUT!
Survival of the Fittest At Its Finest
via: DistractifyME! I am the cute one!
Play To Win
via: DistractifyThis kid? Dude's no joke.
When You Wish Upon a Wish Cloud...
via: Lol DamnGold. Childhood gold.
A Picture Says 1,000 Words
via: We Know MemesYour whole piggy bank? Bro, what did he do to you?
When Everyone's Got a Someone But You
via: ImgurThat pout. I know that pout.
Ring Around The Ro...oh sh*t
via: GiphyOkay, kid. Just walk it off.
When Mom's Away...
via: Imgur"Kids, I'm ho..." "Gosh darn it, NOT AGAIN!"
Yup, Just Keep Your Eyes On That Spout...
via: ImgurThis won't end well. But we can't look away.
Welcoming My New Sibling Like...
via: RedditWhoops! That just slipped out there. JK. Bonjour, nemesis.
When Your Day Just Couldn't Get Worse
via: ImgurAnd so it begins... Well, at least you had it good for a while there, bud.
When You're the Youngest and You Know Your Place
via: ImgurYeah... Just get it over with.