Some people have beautiful relationships with their siblings.
As far as I can tell, those people are rare, mystical unicorns, prancing through life un-emotionally-scathed while the rest of civilization endures its fair share of inevitable, on-going rivalry.
These thirty-five siblings achieved epically hilarious ends by using completely savage means against their brothers and sisters.
Let's be real, though...don't you kind wish you'd thought of some of these?
Affirmations on Fleek
![]()
via: The Chive
Don't we all, youngster.
Don't we all.
If You Build It, They Will...
![]()
via: The Chive
...never see the light of dayÂ
again!
And just like that, her claustrophobia blossomed.
When You've Had Enough
![]()
via: Imgur
Can't fault him.
Kid knows his limits.
Oh, You Hungry?
![]()
via: The Chive
Let's be real though...
He still ate them.
Bye Bye Bye
![]()
via: Awkward Family Photos
She grows up to be a lawyer.
And sues them all for something
real petty.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
![]()
via: Imgur
Oh yeah?
Well notÂ
today...
When Your Brother Asks You To Save Him Some Thanksgiving Dinner...
![]()
via: Reddit
Gloriously savage.
We are not worthy.
When It's Real Hot, and Your Sister Offers You Some Refreshing Watermelon
![]()
via: Imgur
Cold.
But impressive.
When Your New Shoes Come In the Mail, and You Ask You Brother To Snap a Few Pics...
![]()
via: Imgur
UGH!
Found it.
Found my trigger.
And This is Why We Lock Our Computers, Folks!
![]()
via: Reddit
Cruel.
Unusual.
Genius.
Self-Estseem?
![]()
via: Reddit
You thought you had that?
Aww, honey...no.
This Brother's Committed...
![]()
via: Reddit
Psst. It's me.
YourÂ
worst nightmare.
Sometimes Mom Even Gets In On the Fun
![]()
via: Imgur
Well...
Now we know where she gets it.
Livin' That Little Bro Life Like...
![]()
via: Imgur
I'll help you up in a minute.
Just you weight.
Sheer Terror
![]()
via: Imgur
I have a feeling...
...this wasn't the game she signed on for.
I Cannot Tell A Lie
![]()
via: Reddit
We feel ya, bud.
Sh*t's rough.
Thank You, But...
![]()
via: Pleated Jeans
Keep praying, Joyce.
We see paw prints in your future.
Gotcha!
![]()
via: The Chive
I shall NEVER SURRENDER!
GAH! In my ear?!
Fine. FINE!
Oh NO!
![]()
via: Fark
When I said I was down to try contouring, I was hoping for...
..a bit less?
No Brothers ALLOWED!
![]()
via: Giphy
Get.
OUT!
Survival of the Fittest At Its Finest
![]()
via: Distractify
ME!
I am the cute one!
Play To Win
![]()
via: Distractify
This kid?
Dude's no joke.
When You Wish Upon a Wish Cloud...
![]()
via: Lol Damn
Gold.
Childhood gold.
A Picture Says 1,000 Words
![]()
via: Awkward Family Photos
My mind keeps spinning all sorts of stories explaining what happened right before they snapped this photo.
All of them are savage.
Doing Deals
![]()
via: We Know Memes
Your
whole piggy bank?
Bro, what did he
do to you?
When Everyone's Got a Someone But You
![]()
via: Imgur
That pout.
I know that pout.
Ring Around The Ro...oh sh*t
![]()
via: Giphy
Okay, kid.
Just walk it off.
When Mom's Away...
![]()
via: Imgur
"Kids, I'm ho..."
"Gosh darn it, NOT AGAIN!"
Yup, Just Keep Your Eyes On That Spout...
![]()
via: Imgur
This won't end well.
But we can't look away.
Welcoming My New Sibling Like...
![]()
via: Reddit
Whoops!
That just slipped out there.
JK.
Bonjour,
nemesis.
When Your Day Just Couldn't Get Worse
![]()
via: Imgur
And so it begins...
Well, at least you had it good for a while there, bud.
When You're the Youngest and You Know Your Place
![]()
via: Imgur
Yeah...
Just get it over with.
She grows up to be a lawyer.
And sues them all for something real petty.
What?
You said play. You never said play nice.
Nah, girl.
That's not a game we're playing.
My mind keeps spinning all sorts of stories explaining what happened right before they snapped this photo.
All of them are savage.
