With no-shave November firmly in our rearview mirrors, it’s time to pluck, tweeze, lather, and exfoliate our way into spring and — hello? — hot girl (or guy) summer. Guys, you have it easy: Comb your hair, brush your teeth and shave your face (if you choose to). Ladies, we got the short end of the stick: Brush, dry, curl, straighten; clean, exfoliate, moisturize, spot treat; shave, deodorize, whiten, tan … you get the idea. Whoever said “beauty is more than skin deep,” should tell that to the beauty industry, which rakes in north of $500 billion in sales every year.
With that in mind, I’m giving you 37 great grooming options you can grab right on Amazon. I’ve got a cheaper option for lash serum (No. 2), hair treatment that’s as portable as it is potent (No. 10), and options for whiter teeth (No. 17), brighter blonde (No. 18), and cleaner hands with a dash of everyone’s favorite mouse thrown in (No. 24). These won’t simplify your grooming routine but getting them delivered right to your front door will certainly simplify your life.
Shave And A Haircut
If you’ve ever lived in the house with someone who regularly trims facial hair, you already know how those tiny hairs can be found days or even weeks later. This beard apron is like a bib for the bearded, catching all the little hairs in the fabric and keeping them off your bathroom vanity. This is one-size-fits-all and includes a travel pouch.
Brows For This Buy
Ya know those expensive lash growth serums that seem to just be around everywhere? DON’T DO IT. Castor oil is usually at the base of those products and really all you need to stimulate hair growth on your brows and lashes. And, it’s less than $8. Seriously. Castor oil is also great for diminishing wrinkles and signs of aging. This set comes with two lash wands and two brow brushes.
At A Good Clip
Nail clippers are a necessity in my house, to the point I have them in my nightstand, bathroom, purse, and who knows where else. This set — one for toes, one for fingers — is from the geniuses at Tweezer Guru, who also make some pretty great — you guessed it – tweezers. The curved edge helps trim with precision and that’s what you’re after, isn’t it?
Tongue Tied
Did you know that you’re supposed to brush your tongue when you’re brushing your teeth? I was probably in my 20s before I’d ever heard such a thing. This two-in-one tongue brush and scraper is built specifically for that job with ultra-fine bristles that reached areas regular brushes can’t and TPR material that removes the buildup that causes bad breath.
Bust Out This Cap
Shower caps used to be gross, O.K.? I remember the one my grandma had and it looked like it was made for, well, a grandma. This, though, this luxury shower cap is giving me life because it’s fashionable and functional. This one is floral with a fancy bow but it’s also waterproof and stretchy to accommodate heads of all sizes.
Break Up With Your Makeup
Do you know the worst part of putting makeup on? Taking it off. Seriously. I’ve never been one to go to bed with makeup on but I’ve been tempted more times than I can count. This nano makeup remover towel is some kind of grooming voodoo, removing makeup quickly — with no chemicals — almost like a magic eraser. Buy one, gift one or grab the three-pack and do both.
On A Roll-er
A few years ago, if someone had told me that stabbing myself in the face with tiny needles would be a new trend, I would have laughed … and then cried. This microneedle derma roller isn’t quite as bad as I’m making it sound and honestly, you can barely feel them. You’ll notice the results, though, including smoother skin and a more radiant glow.
Nailed It
This is one of my favorite nail accessories of all time … and I’m used a lot since I’ve been doing my own nails exclusively for the past 10 years or so. This wearable nail polish ring keeps your lacquer nearby and helps avoid spills. These fit any size fingers and bottles, come in nearly two dozen colors, and make great stocking stuffers.
Face-Off
Ice feels nice on the face but boy, is it messy. This cooling ice face mask gives you all the benefits of ice in a less messy package. Filled with moldable gel and beads, you can actually use this cold (pop it in the fridge or freezer) or warm (nuke it in the microwave for a few seconds). These are great for puffiness, inflammation, sunburns, migraines, and more.
A Hairy Situation
Not going to lie, I have more hair products than one person conceivably needs but how else are you supposed to find the good stuff? These keratin hair capsules are the cutest, for starters, and perfectly portable so you can leave the bottle under the sink and take one tab in the shower or pack them in your carryon for a beach vacay.
A Close Brush
The best part about going to the salon is that glorious few minutes of scalp massage they give you while they’re washing and conditioning your hair. It’s literally heaven. This scalp brush isn’t quite as good but it’s pretty darn close. Clean your scalp, coax hair growth, eliminate dandruff, and more in just a few easy brushes. The ergonomic handle means you can hold it in the palm of your hand.
Try A Trimmer
Fellas, this one is more for you than the ladies. We may have more to groom, but you are more likely to have random hair in, um, random places. This stainless steel rechargeable trimmer zaps stray hairs in your nose and ears and on your eyebrows or face. Plug it in to recharge; no batteries required. This purchase comes with a soft carrying bag.
File It Away
There’s something really soothing about filing calluses and dead skin off of your feet, and don’t you dare act like I’m gross because you know you love it, too. This glass foot file is beautiful to look at but also great at clearing away dead skin, stimulating blood circulation, and improving oxygen supply to the feet resulting in smooth, silky, healthy feet year-round.
C What I Mean?
We all know that vitamin C is good for us, right? We eat fruits and vegetables with it, we take it in vitamins and supplements, we even smooth it on our skin. This vitamin C serum is outfitted with both hyaluronic acid and vitamin E, all skin-loving ingredients that treat everything from wrinkles and acne to dark spots and uneven tones.
Brush It Off
I don’t understand hairbrushes. Not in the whole “what do I do with this thing?” way, but in the “what’s the difference between them?” way. This detangling brush promises to glide through your hair, thanks to the five layers of flex, which conforms to your head instead of pulling against it. If you have a tender-headed youngster in your house, you need this one.
Acid Trip
I know, I know, the idea of putting something with the word “acid” in it on your face seems like a bad idea but this acid is glycolic and in the form of this exfoliating cleanser, it’s a true skin winner. Reviewers rave about how well this works and the visible results, and it’s packed full of natural ingredients like tea tree, seaweed, and bamboo.
Bright Idea
My mom was convinced I’d start drinking coffee in college and while she was wrong (it didn’t happen until much later), it’s safe to say that I’m now obsessed. But, it comes at a cost: Teeth whiteness. I’m not giving up my caffeine so it’s time to invest in a teeth whitening kit. This one has an LED light, prefilled syringes, and both a mouthpiece tray and comfort fit tray as well as a stylish case.
Purple Power
My hair is currently purple so anytime I see a “purple product” I get excited, even if this purple hair mask is really meant for blondes and silver foxes. (What’s a female version of a “silver fox?” A vixen?) Anyway, this slathers on nicely to remove yellow and brassy tones and has drawn quite a following on Amazon if the reviews are any indication of how well it works.
Tea Time
I’ve never seen a soap that claims to do as much as this tea tree body wash: Washing away odor (duh); soothing athlete’s foot; treating ringworm, jock itch, and yeast infections; and, going gently on skin irritations. This do-it-all formula is also 100 percent natural and infused with tea tree, mint, and aloe, as well as an organic blend of coconut, olive, and jojoba oils.
Caffeine Boost
Remember a few products up when I was talking about caffeine? Did you know that putting it in your hair is a thing? (And, I don’t mean dumping a cup of coffee over your head.) This hair growth stimulating shampoo is designed to nourish hair follicles, clean hair without stripping natural oils, and add volume and fullness. And, all of those sound wonderful, don’t they?
Save Face
The time to start anti-aging treatments, really, is before you start showing signs of aging. Do you hear me, 22-year-olds? Anyway, this anti-aging retinol cream works day and night (literally) to deliver younger, fresher-looking skin. Boost collagen production, increase the natural moisture barrier, and protect your skin from damage, which isn’t a huge investment at $13. Treat age spots, crow’s feet, smile lines, and more.
Sponge Off
I got away from makeup sponges for a while in favor of brushes, but I’ve slowly found myself creeping back toward them because of their versatility. Want to apply makeup wet? No problem. Prefer dry? They do that too. This set of five egg-shaped sponges is soft on the skin and has a pointed tip for the best precision work.
Beat The Heat
We abuse our hair … a lot. We dry it, straighten it, curl it and spray, spray, spray. This pre-styling shield is a thermal heat protector to minimize the effects of damage and breakage to reveal healthy, strong, and shiny hair. One reviewer said, “This spray is definitely comparable to higher-priced brands such as Living Proof or Dry Bar but at a much better price point.”
Smoke And Mirrors
All of these great illuminated LED mirrors and I still use my handheld mirror that folds closed when not in use. I may seriously have to consider upgrading, though, because this one is sweet with multiple magnifications, touchscreen light control, portability, and even a small storage compartment built into the base for jewelry or other small accessories. Snag it in one of six colors.
Scrub-A-Dub-Dub
O.K., in complete fairness, this facial scrub looks a lot like a sponge you’d use to clean your bathrooms but don’t get it twisted, this is one awesome grooming tool. Exfoliate to remove dead cells, dirt, and oil and stimulate and improve blood circulation for a fresher complexion. You can use this with your favorite cleansers, creams, and lotions to complement your existing routine.
Straighten Up
As women, we’re pretty accustomed to drying, curling, and straightening our hair but guys? Now it’s your turn. This beard straightening essentials kit gives you the tools you need to straighten curls and volumize a beard properly. Included, you’ll find a premium beard straightener, orange walnut soap, beard balm, heat protectant spray, and a wooden detangler comb. (Ladies, don’t steal his straightener, O.K.?)
Roll Around
Gemstones aren’t just for adorning your fingers, wrists, and neck. This gemstone actually reduces puffiness and massages away stress. Called a rose quartz roller, this beauty tool has long been on the minds of savvy beauty gurus in Asia and we’re just learning about its benefits. There are two other options here as well, including jade and dalmatian jasper, if you want to branch out.
Put Your Best Feet Forward
I think feet are a constant struggle. We use them, abuse them, and we seldom think to take care of them. This moisturizing foot cream is a combination of lemongrass, tea tree, lavender, and eucalyptus designed to penetrate rough, hard skin and calluses. After scrolling through a bunch of reviews, it’s safe to say it’s a customer favorite for men and women.
Back It Up
When we’re talking about grooming, the elephant in the room is back hair. I don’t want to talk about it even now, O.K.? But, I’m here to deliver results. This back hair shaver goes where he can’t thanks to its extra-long handle he’ll be able to maneuver over his shoulder with ease. It works with any existing razor so you can still get the shave you love.
Hit The Bar
Shampoo bars are on the rise and this bottle-free buy comes in three different formulas for nourishing, clarifying, or strengthening. Formulated with castor oil, pure essential oils, and bio-based ingredients that perfectly balance the PH in your hair, you’ll enjoy a salon-quality experience from root to tip without having to leave your house. It’s also a great environmentally-friendly shampoo option.
Grooming On The Go
You’re not always going to be at home when you’re feeling less than fresh so carry these flushable wipes packed with great ingredients like aloe and calendula, both of which are great for dry, sensitive, or irritated skin. You’ll get 12 packs of 15 wipes each so a single pack won’t weigh down your purse or tote. They’re also great for stashing in your gym bag.
Mint Condition
You spend a lot of money to color your hair, don’t you? (Believe me, I spend more than I’d like to admit for purple upkeep.) This color saviour conditioner is right up my alley, enhancing my tone’s vibrancy and delivering maximum shine in a formula I won’t have to worry about stripping out my color. Infused with sunflower extract, this product is vegan and cruelty-, sulfate- and paraben-free.
Floss On ‘Em
When my dentist recommended a water flosser last year, I was all in … until I saw the prices. Why is a Waterpik between $100 and $150? This cordless water flosser costs a fraction of that and offers portability that corded units cannot. Use this daily to wash away food particles, plaque, and stubborn tartar from every corner of your mouth. Your dentist will be so impressed.
It’s In The Bag
I can never settle on a toiletry bag because I can never find one that’s just exactly right for me. This one is pretty darn close, though, thanks to its multiple zippered compartments and especially the heavy-duty hook. I love that this one fits full-sized bottles because I can’t always use tiny travel bottles. It also has an outside zippered pocket so you can grab your lip balm quickly.
Witch Craft
Don’t tell me men don’t love hair products and these options from Hair Craft Co. were designed just for him. This haircare bundle includes both sea salt spray for volume and light hold with a natural finish as well as hair powder with charcoal for creating a matte finish with zero shine, light hold, and increased volume and texture. And, hey, if you sneak and use these, I’ll never tell.
For The Tiniest Teeth
I mean, the article is titled, “37 Grooming Items For Every Age,” so I had to throw in an option for the littlest among us. Get them used to grooming basics with this round bristle toothbrush that can be used as early as four months old. The younger you start them, the more it becomes a regular part of their routine, right?