There are different types of gross, and within those different types there are situational factors that can come into play that will determine if a gross thing is our kind of gross or not.
Some gross stuff we love because it's gross, while other gross stuff we love despite its grossness. And then there's the stuff that is so gross it is unloveable, but still sort of fascinating.
Amazon sells every type of gross product imaginable. We've collected 37 of the best gross products- from those that help you solve gross problems, to those which are gross themselves, to those products that we love but only if we carefully don't think too hard about their grossness.
We hope you find these handy products as awesome as we do. Just an FYI: We participate in affiliate programs and may get a share of the revenue from your purchase.
Subtle Butt: Reusable Gas Neutralizers Are the Perfect Gift For at Least One Person You Know
via: AmazonThis is a real thing that works, but it also happens to be a great gag gift. Maybe it's your dad who loves to let loose regardless of who else is in the room, or perhaps it's your poor lactose intolerant sister? We all know someone who would benefit from these Gas Neutralizer Pads. Simply stick the antimicrobial, activated charcoal pad in place and any gas that passes through is neutralized. No bad smell!
Some Hairy Situations Call For a Full Body Shaver
via: AmazonSome people love a hairy man, and some people don't. But what to do if you love the man, but not the hairiness? Or, if you are a hairy man who wishes to be less hairy? Do you need to ask for help shaving your back? That's awkward. Enter this Body Shaver to save the day. The long ergonomic handle allows you to shave your own back.
Snail Cream is the Latest Craze in the High End Beauty Market.
via: AmazonThis is for real. Women spend insane amounts of money for beauty creams and treatments made with snail slime. SNAIL SLIME. Apparently, this Snail Cream works such miraculous wonders that the fact that it's made out of SNAIL SLIME is totally forgiven. This particular cream is an extremely affordable option for those wanting to try the snail thing, and it boasts a 92% snail secretion filtrate. (And that's a good thing.)
The Grossness of Pore Strips is Definitely Part of Their CharmPore Strips are one of those things that we love because they're so gross. No one has ever used one without investigating its contents afterwards, hoping to find grossness. It's disappointing to peel one off only to find nothing stuck to it. Instead, we want to see black gunk standing at attention, freshly torn from our pores. The more the better. It's gross but oh so satisfying.
There Might be Nothing Grosser Than the Huge Bags of Beetles Reviewers Collected Using the Bag-A-Bug Japanese Beetle Trap
via: Amazon/S. DUVALLIf you've got a Japanese Beetle problem, you're going to love this Bag-A-Bug Japanese Beetle Trap. Selected Review:
It works!!! The Japanese Beetles were coming to it the second I hung it up. My only complaint is that the small bag provided would fill completely up in about an hour. I finally added a large kitchen trash bag to it, and you can see my one day haul in the picture. I filled an entire 5 gallon bucket with Japanese Beetles in one weekend. Just make sure to hang it as far away from your trees and bushes as possible. - S. DUVALL
There is Perhaps No Product More Aptly Named Than Shittens Disposable Wipes
via: AmazonAs a parent, I've certainly encountered a few situations where Shittens would have come in handy. You know those messes that make you stop and wonder if it would just be easier to burn your house down, or run away and change your identity? Had Shittens disposable wipes existed back then, clean up would have clearly been the easier choice. (I did always choose clean up anyway, but there were some close calls.)
If You Feel That Your Skincare Routine is Lacking Placenta, You're Going to Want to Try This Placenta 45 Ampoule
via: AmazonNo one looks more youthful than newborn babies. What's their secret? It's the placenta, of course! That nutrient rich sac of goo does wonders for your baby's complexion. So why shouldn't you benefit from the same treatment? This Mizon Placenta 45 Ampoule is a highly concentrated serum containing 45% placenta. It must be freaking amazing because people are buying it, using it, and loving it despite the fact that it's a highly concentrated placenta serum.
A Zombie Pack Mask Might Temporarily Make You Look Like a Monster, But It's So Worth ItZombie Pack. Selected Review:
I own a salon and have worked in them for 19 years and never in my life have I used or seen something so amazing. I have read all about the Hanacure facial but it is expensive and always on back order. This is the same thing AND IT WORKS... It sucked every thing out of my pores and shrinked them and all of the lines on my face are GONE. YES GONE. - Aja Rieger Cooke
This Colossal Pedicure Foot Rasp Will Transform Even the Worst Looking Feet
via: AmazonIs this Colossal Pedicure Foot Rasp essentially a giant cheese grater that you take to your callouses? Yes, it totally is. But don't let that deter you. Also don't be deterred by the pile of skin shavings you'll have after a few minutes of using this rasp on your winter heels. Instead, be grossly transfixed and then save tons of money on pedicures because you aren't going to get better results in a salon anyway.
If You Must Interfere With Your Pimples, Do Yourself a Favor and Make Sure You Have a Good Pimple Tool Kit
via: AmazonWe all have that one friend who is totally into popping zits. So much so that she'll eagerly pop other people's pimples and happily watch (and share) the most incredibly disgusting videos of lancing boils and bursting cysts. You don't have to be that person in order to appreciate a good Pimple Tool Kit. We all get the occasional doozy, and this kit will help you dispatch with it properly.
These Tweezers for Ingrown Hair Have Well Over 2,000 Five Star Reviews!
via: AmazonIt's truly remarkable that something as small as a single hair can bring even the strongest and bravest among us to our knees. Ingrown hairs are no joke. They're painful, unsightly, and gross, especially if you don't nip it in the bud immediately. These Tweezers for Ingrown Hair are made with super fine, pointy tips that are perfect for precision work. They're also the best tweezers for splinters.
This Tonsil Stone Remover Helps Keep Your Tonsils Clear and Clean
via: AmazonFew things in the human experience are as gross as tonsil stones. Don't know what they are? Tonsil stones are (disgusting) little plugs made up of bacteria and debris that form in the crypts of tonsils. They can be uncomfortable and cause bad breath, and they are sometimes difficult to remove without a Tonsil Stone Remover. This kit lets you extract the stone, and then irrigate the crypt. Yes, every part of this concept is gross, but if you have tonsil stones, you'll love this thing.
You Don't Need a Plumber, Just a FlexiSnake Drain Weasel
via: AmazonIs anything more satisfying than clearing your own clogged drain by hauling out an unbelievably large, gross mass of hair and soap scum? No. It's really the best/worst thing. And it's a shock every time! Every single one of our drains is hiding a lump of grossness. It's amazing. Get rid of the grossness easily with these FlexiSnake Drain Weasel. The handle allows you to rotate the thingy while it's deep in your drain so you can be sure you're grabbing up the entire mass of horror.
Unless You've Cleaned Your Jetted Tub With Oh Yuk Jetted Tub System Cleaner, It Isn't Clean. Promise.
via: Amazon/Randall CraneThe 3,000+ Amazon reviews for Oh Yuk Jetted Tub System Cleaner are full of former skeptics who were sure their tubs were clean. Selected Review:
I am TOTALLY 100% thrilled with Oh Yuk Jetted Tub Cleaner! My tub has never been so clean. Over the course of several days I ran three courses of treatment, with each use producing "yuk" - however less "yuk" as time went on...I recommend this product highly. I would have never known anything could work so well - and that my previous cleaning efforts were not really getting the job done. This product does the job! - AvalonBlue
A Tongue Scraper is One of Those Things You Don't Realize You Want and Need Until You Try it
via: AmazonI've got some upsetting news for you: Your tongue is gross. There's just no getting around it. Don't feel bad though. Everyone's tongue is gross. Except for people who already use a Tongue Scraper. If you've never used a tongue cleaner, believe me when I tell you that it really works, a gross film will be removed, and that your tongue will be lovely, clean, and pink when you're done.
Keep Your Home and Garden Free of Pesky Bugs With These Sticky Traps for Flying Insects
via: AmazonIf you are a person who has gnats then you are a person who hates gnats. Kill all the gnats! These Sticky Traps for Flying Insects are one of those things that are grossly satisfying. The more dead bugs you find on your trap, the more sinister and pleased you'll feel. These traps can be used indoors or out, so you can effectively murder all the gnats everywhere.
Hook This Portable Pooper Scooper on Your Leash and You'll Never Be Without It
via: AmazonI love my dog, and, like millions of other dog owners out there, I dutifully scoop her poop. (If you're ever uncertain about who is in charge, remember that it's us humans who pick up the dogs' poop, and then walk around carrying it, not the other way around.) It's a gross but necessary job that calls for a gross but necessary tool. This Portable Pooper Scooper keeps your hands well away from the dog's business and it expands in case you're one of the lucky humans who gets to carry an extra large poop sometimes.
Why Just Swat at Flies When You Can Electrocute Them With an Electric Fly Swatter?
via: AmazonThis one is pretty grisly and gross and I love it. Having a fly in the house is the worst. And how frustrating is it to sneak up for the swat only to have it fly off at the last moment? With an Electric Fly Swatter you can take out flies mid-air! I have a feeling that owners of this fly swatter actually get excited when a fly finds its way indoors. But the best part is that this thing works on mosquitoes too! How wonderfully satisfying would mass mosquito carnage be?
No List of Gross Products Could be Complete Without Mention of the Foot Peel Mask
via: AmazonOne way to get your winter feet into summer shape is to simply lose all your winter skin. Seriously. These extremely popular Foot Peel Masks help you do just that. Spend a little time with the mask booties on, and then wait a few days. Soon you'll be shedding your feet as if you were part snake. Gross? Absolutely. Does it work? You bet it does.
Bottle Bright is One of Those Products You Have to See to Believe
via: Amazon/csevA product that actually does exactly what it promises? Amazing! If you regularly use a water bottle or thermos, you should clean it with Bottle Bright. Selected Review:
Initially I was disappointed when I dumped the water, as it was barely tinged brown. Then I put fresh water in, covered the top, shook it, and OMG. The crap that came out was disgusting, yet fascinating...I used to struggle cleaning it with baking soda, vinegar, the brush, soap, and elbow grease. Screw that. I will forever use only these tablets! - BranchingOut
Get the "Ultimate Sanitary Experience" Right at Home With the Luxe Bidet
via: AmazonThis Bidet has some serious fans. The reviews are both glowing and hilariously off-color. I decided to include one without graphic imagery here, but if you want to read some creative euphemisms and metaphors, you should check out the reviews. Selected Review:
Oh my sweet mercy hallelujah. It was heaven. A bit startling at first, if you have never used a bidet, but I have never felt cleaner in my whole life... I never dreamed I would love a bidet this much, and it's gotten to the point that I really don't like staying at other people's houses who DON'T have a bidet. Some people miss their dogs, their bed, their TV, or their closet when they are on vacation; not me...I miss Luxe Neo 120. - Jordan
No Drain Clog is Too Gross For This Liquid Clog Remover
via: AmazonWhen plunging and snaking and other drain cleaners fail, you need to bring out the big guns. For clogged drains, that means this Green Gobbler Liquid Clog Remover. Even the name is gross. "Gobbler?" But, when a gross problem arises, you need a gross solution. This drain cleaner liquifies hair, or any other organic material, in minutes. Liquifies hair. It basically gets rid of your problem Walter White style.
The Perfect Gift For Your Friend With Gallstones? A Gigantic Plush Gallbladder of Course!
via: AmazonWhen a card and flowers just won't do, you need plush organs. Who wouldn't want to recover from surgery snuggling with this Gigantic Plush Gallbladder? Don't worry, your friends with appendicitis or ovarian cysts are covered too. You can buy a variety of adorable plush organs including heart, stomach, uterus, lungs and appendix. Get a whole set for your cousin who's graduating from medical school!
If Underarm Sweat is an Issue For You, You're Going to Want to Check Out These Life Changing Underarm Sweat Pads
via: AmazonNever let them see you sweat. With these Underarm Sweat Pads you never have to. Selected Review:
Greatest thing since sliced bread if you are like me and sweat a lot (underarms)! My sister got me these years ago as a joke and I told her it was the greatest gift ever. They really keep you dry and stay on... Works great for long sleeve blouses or button downs - Heather Nelson
Keep a Pack of NASTY Body Cleansing Wipes on Hand and You Will Always be Fresh and Clean
via: AmazonSweat happens. Unfortunately, showers don't necessarily happen, at least not right away. Looking and smelling gross isn't always an option. Whether you bike to work, squeeze in a walk during your lunch break, or just don't have time for a workout and a shower, NASTY Body Cleansing Wipes are perfect for a quick clean up. These extra large face and body wipes clean away sweat and dirt leaving you looking, feeling, and smelling clean and fresh.
If You Have Gross Stains in Your Toilets or Sinks, You Need This Pumice Cleaning Stone
via: Amazon/jennifer DuttSelected Review:
AMAZING PRODUCT FOR REMOVING STAINS IN TOILET!!! I had hard water stains in toilet bowls which i had tried multiple cleaning products on for more than 9 months (including filling bowl with bleach and letting it sit for days)...I was seriously contemplating replacing the toilets until I used this pumice stone...IT WORKED!!! Toilets look brand new - great product, great value. - Melissa Schaaf
Keep Your Nail Clippings Contained With These "No Splash" Nail Clippers
via: AmazonHere's something no one will tell you about parenting: your children's nails is the hardest part. From the terrifying act of cutting newborn baby nails until the day your kids can fully groom themselves, you are periodically bound to this unexpectedly dangerous chore. Your kids' fingernail clippings will hit you in your eyes. It will surprise you every time it happens, and you'll say something about wearing goggles next time. But you'll never wear goggles and your corneas will suffer. Unless you buy these "No Splash" Nail Clippers which collect the clippings safely.
Keep Your Disposal From Smelling Gross With Plink Garbage Disposal Cleaner
via: AmazonIf your disposal smells bad, it's because of a build up of fatty food deposits. Gross! Plink Garbage Disposal Cleaner breaks up those deposits and leaves your sink smelling lemony fresh. Selected Review:
A couple of these down your disposal with a little water and your sink/kitchen will smell instantly great. Perfect for when food scraps have been rinsed down the sink and someone forgot to turn on the disposal. - D. Anderson
Tub Shroom is Likely the Most Beloved Drain Plug Ever
via: AmazonFew products on Amazon can boast the fan base that Tub Shroom has. Which is particularly weird because it's a drain plug. Who knew a drain plug could be so popular? What makes tub shroom so great? It fits inside any standard drain, collects all the hair, and is easy to clean. Make no mistake, the hair you clean off the Tub Shroom won't be all clean and nice like in this picture. It will be your standard drain grossness, but at least it's not going to be clogging up your drain.
Keep Your Appliances Running Efficiently and Reduce the Risk of Fire With a Long Auger Lint Remover
via: AmazonThe flexible head on this Long Auger Lint Remover can reach into spaces that you didn't even know were gross. How clean do you think it is under and behind your fridge? Not only is it gross, but a buildup of dust, lint, and debris on your fridge coils or deep inside your dryer vent makes your appliances run inefficiently, which makes your energy bills higher. And, especially with dryer vents, it significantly increases your risk of fire.
This Callus Eliminator Will Dissolve Your Calluses
via: AmazonIf you have serious calluses that you'd like to not have, this Callus Eliminator will certainly do the trick. It's probably best not to think too hard about it though. Selected Review:
This stuff is crazy, at first i didnt think it was working because nothing really filed/rolled off my feet when i filed them after using, but what i didnt realize was that the calluses just disappeared? where did they go? vaporized?... seriously, vaporized all that mess into the ether. - hannah
Toe Socks Are Gloves For Your Feet
via: AmazonI only know one person who is a die hard Toe Socks fan, and I cannot look at her feet. She, like I imagine other toe sock wearers, gets a lot of grief about her sock choices, but she does.not.care. She swears by her socks and cares more about that than about the opinions of her friends and family. Maybe there's something to it. These socks do have well over 1,500 glowing reviews.
This Cleaning Gel Can Get Into All the Nooks and Crannies
via: AmazonNot only is this blobby, bright yellow Cleaning Gel effective, but it's also a lot like a toy. Maybe you can trick your kids into cleaning? Selected Review:
This stuff really works! You just smoosh it onto the keyboard, or whatever, and pull it off. Boom! Done! It lifts off all the dorito dust and tiny bits of smeg that accumulate in the tiny nooks of a keyboard. No crappy residue, no mess. It all sticks to the blobby gel stuff...I must say, I’m satisfied beyond my expectations. - Mark
Say Goodbye to Razor Bumps For Good By Switching Out Your Razor For Hair Removal Cream
via: AmazonLook how happy these hairless people are! Maybe if I was that hairless, I'd run in a bikini too! OK, I would rather be caught by whatever is chasing me than run in a bikini, but the hairless part sounds good. Hair Removal Cream is another one of those products that it's best not to think too hard about. After all, shaving is a pain and can lead to a host of problems that are worse than just being hairy.
If You Haven't Washed Your Face With a Silkworm Finger Rub is Your Face Even Clean?
via: AmazonIf a cocoon can turn a caterpillar into a gorgeous butterfly, it must have some powerful beautifying powers, right? What in the world are Silkworm Finger Rubs, you ask? Glad you asked! They are actual silkworm cocoons which, after soaking in water, can be placed over your finger tip for an exfoliating, collagen boosting, acne reducing, amino acid and protein rich face washing experience like no other.
Save a Fortune on Threading With This Spring Facial Hair Remover
via: AmazonWhy go somewhere else and pay someone to tear your hair out when you can do it for free in the comfort of your own home? Will this Spring Facial Hair Remover make ripping out hair by the roots fun, joyous, painless? Nope. But it will be fast, easy, and thorough. Selected Review:
You will not be disappointed. So fast. So easy. As good as getting threaded without all the salon cost. This works incredibly well, I will likely never pay for professional facial hair removal EVER again. - Amazon Customer
This Sweet Sweat 'Workout Enhancer' Might be the Thing to Push Your Workouts to the Next Sweaty Level
via: AmazonPeople who like to break a sweat, sometimes want to break a little more sweat. Who knew? This Sweet Sweat 'Workout Enhancer' is a sports stick gel that can be applied to targeted areas of your body that are maybe a little more workout resistant. Get your "problem zones" sweating a bit more, and watch them respond faster. This isn't a cure all weight loss miracle stick, but combined with exercise, it does seem to help target specific muscles or areas to add some extra oomph to your exercise.