The internet can be a very strange place. There’s something out there for every possible interest known to mankind. Amazon is no exception. While you can hit up Amazon for everything from garbage bags to a new set of sheets to a zucchini spiralizer, there are certain things on Amazon that may leave you scratching your head. After all, who really would buy those unicorn poop earrings? Who would jump for joy over that baguette-shaped pillow? What kind of person would find relief in a pimple-popping stress ball? If the answer to the above is you, well, no judgments. Clearly there are many weird things on Amazon proud oddballs would purchase — and this weirdo rounded them all up for you. Click through!
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Sure, you may not have encountered unicorn poop in the wild, but these rainbow swirl earrings are exactly how we imagine it would look. They’ll provide a pop of color to your earlobes — and you don’t even have to tell anyone that they’re technically poop.
If you’ve ever thought the squirrels in your yard should look a little more like unicorns…well, you may in fact be alone in that. Still, this squirrel feeder — which has squirrels pop their heads right into a giant unicorn mask, where the food is located — is guaranteed to provide an entertaining time.
This Japanese instrument is typically designed like a music note. Here, though, it’s shaped like a happy cat. See if you can advance to playing something other than “Hot Crossed Buns” and “Mary Had a Little Lamb.”
Umm, can this so-called face slimmer actually make your cheekbones pop? The jury is still out. If you’ve ever wanted to exercise your face muscles though, at least you don’t have to hit the gym for it.
You don’t have to save your bull riding days for the rodeo (or the country western bar.) This inflatable bull toy replicates the experience right in your pool.
Coasters don’t have to be for stuffy people afraid of getting rings on their nice hardwood table. This set of funny coasters will remind you of the perks of drinking…while yes, keeping that hardwood table safe and clean.
Most adult coloring books feature soothing images. This adult coloring book features pooping animals. This book is the ideal gag gift for a friend — but maybe not great for your boss.
You don’t have to settle for the same boring paper towel holder you always buy. Put your paper towels on this long giraffe neck instead, and see how long it takes for your friends to notice the zoo animal in your kitchen.
Get back to nature: This watermelon keg tapping kit allows you to turn your favorite fruit into a device to store beer, fruit, and whatever other beverage you fancy. It also works with a pumpkin!
If you’re feeling lazy, channel the animal that knows how to slow down with this sloth blanket. Curl up and binge as much Netflix as you want — you and your sloth friend are in this together.
Once you get over the initial disappointment of not having real, cheesy pizza, you’ll realize that this set of socks that comes in a pizza box is the ideal ode to your favorite food.
A shark in the water is usually a good reason to get out. This shark pool float, however, is just the reason to dip into the water. Just don’t scare the kids with your fierce float.
It’s time to show a little skin. This beer belly fanny pack will hold your phone, wallet, and keys, while making everyone else at the amusement park do a double take.
Most knife blades come in exactly one pattern — that is, no pattern at all. This set of knives features pretty landscapes on each blade. Just make sure you don’t get distracted by the art while cutting up that apple.
Who needs a pet dog when you can make your own pet rock? This rock painting kit may seem like a silly arts and craft project at first glance, but if you’re looking for a fun way to decorate your outdoor space, look no further than these pretty painted rocks.
You may not have enough cash to drop thousands on a fancy imported rug, but you likely can afford this money-shaped runner. Throw it in your hallway and have your friends ooh and ahh over their bougie buddy.
Instant ramen is one of the easiest and cheapest foods one can buy — which is why it’s really time it got the love it deserved. This ramen-themed hoodie is a tribute to the food that got you through long nights at the office.
Umbrellas may keep you dry in the worst weather, but they’re also a little exhausting to hold, no? Enter the umbrella hat, and save your arms from soreness. Who cares if you look a tiny bit silly?
Cats dressed up like people is a common theme in the cutest internet memes. This pirate costume for your cat will make everyone want to photograph her adorable little face.
Your dark and brooding soul can’t have a normal birthday cake. This skull cake mold is the answer you’ve been looking for: You still get to celebrate with chocolate cake, but now, it’s shaped like death. How fun!
It takes a special person to ignore the blaring of an alarm clock by throwing their head under a pillow. This rolling alarm clock will make you chase it in order to turn it off.
Throw away all your white socks right now. These animal socks will turn your feet into dinosaur talons, allowing you to indulge in your greatest Jurassic Park dreams.
Stress balls are one way to decompress after a hard day. This one has an added benefit: If you are a self-proclaimed pimple-popping fanatic, ignore your own face and “pop” the pimples of this stress ball instead.
Sure, it’s your friend’s birthday, but that doesn’t mean you have to go the traditional sweet birthday balloon route. These sarcastic and snarky balloons may confuse your friend, but hey, at least you got them birthday balloons in the first place…right?!?