37 Things That'll Make Your Number Twos Into Number Ones | 22 Words

So. Everybody poops. You knew that already. But as it turns out, there are actually a bunch of products out there on the Internet that can make the whole experience much more enjoyable. Luckily for you, we've gathered them all into one list — convenient for your on-toilet browsing habits!

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The Squatty Potty Is a Serious Game Changer

You knew the Squatty Potty was going to be on this list, right? As it turns out, human bodies were built to poop from a squatting position — something that modern toilets don't take into account. By resting your feet on the Squatty Potty, your legs will be brought into a squat, and everything will go much smoother, if you know what we mean.

Poo-Pourri Traps Bad Odors

Simply spray some Poo-Pourri in the toilet before you "go" and it will form a layer that keeps odors from escaping into the air around you. This stuff has tons of fans and more than 10,000 Amazon reviews!

Treat Your Tush with This Bidet

Once you make the switch to using a bidet, you'll never want to go back. This model can be easily installed in about 30 minutes.

Dude Wipes Are Wipes for Dudes

(But anyone can use them, obviously.) Why rely on just toilet paper? These wipes are 25 percent larger than other flushable wipes, totally unscented, and treated with naturally soothing aloe vera and vitamin E.

This Toilet Paper Holder Keeps a Few Rolls Handy

Save yourself from having to do the pants-down shuffle by getting a toilet paper holder that holds multiple rolls. We like the low-profile look of this one!

These Charcoal Bags Keep the Air Smelling Fresh

They're filled with activated bamboo charcoal that absorbs any unpleasant odors. Grab a few and leave them in your bathroom, closet, car, or anywhere else with stinky smells.

The Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Should Keep You Occupied

If you're gonna be in the bathroom for a little while, you might as well use that time to learn something. These books are filled with incredible factoids and tantalizing trivia.

This Toilet Bowl Light Is Great for Nighttime Trips

No one wants to turn on the blinding bathroom light right after they've just woken up. This motion-activated light can emit 16 different colors — choose one to suit your mood or set it to cycle through all the colors and treat yourself to a lightshow.

This LED Water Faucet Lights up, Too

When the water is turned on, the LED light instantly turns on and cycles through seven different colors, creating a beautiful waterfall of light. It only takes a couple minutes to install!

This Memory Foam Bath Mat Adds Some Luxury to the Situation

While you're sitting, let your feet enjoy the soft plushness of this stylish bathroom rug. It's available in six different colors.

This Plunger Comes with Its Own Hiding Place

Everyone should have a plunger in their bathroom, but you may not necessarily want guests to see it. This one comes with a little hideaway cover that opens and closes without you having to touch it.

This Dog Butt TP Dispenser Is Just Plain Fun

This is another great TP dispenser option — mostly because it's hilarious. As an added bonus, it can be installed without the use of a drill.

Why Not Crank Some Tunes with This Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker?

Nothing makes a bathroom visit more enjoyable than the ability to relax to some of your favorite jams. This speaker is 100 percent waterproof and features a battery that lasts for up to 10 hours between charges.

A Wipe Warmer Is the Ultimate Luxury

Sure, this device is technically meant for children, but if you're using wipes, who says you can't enjoy some warmth? Nobody likes a shockingly cold tush.

This Slim Storage Rack Is the Perfect Place to Keep Supplies

(Or reading materials.) If your bathroom doesn't have a lot of storage, this thin rack is the perfect solution. It can fit between your sink and the toilet and provide much-needed additional storage to just about any bathroom.

You Can Change This Toilet Paper Holder with One Hand!

No more fussing with spring-loaded plastic holders! This dispenser can be changed with a simple flick of the wrist.

This Touchless Flush Kit Keeps Germs at Bay

After you install this device on your toilet, you can flush using a simple wave of the hand above the toilet tank! This is especially great for households with kids or people with limited mobility.

Make the TP Come to You with This Accordion-Style TP Holder

This clever design ensures that you don't have to do any uncomfortable reaching if your toilet paper holder happens to be a little further away. Depending on your bathroom setup, this might be exactly the solution you've been looking for.

This Shower Curtain Will Give You Something Nice to Look At

Sure, you could just read a shampoo bottle. But wouldn't you rather take in the majestic sight of Jeff Goldblum holding a monkey? Of course you would.

This Air Purifier Plugs Right into Any Outlet

It sanitizes and deodorizes the air and is specifically designed to work in small spaces, so your bathroom is ideal.

These Posters Also Make for Great Decor

We especially like the "Enjoy Your Poop" one. Short, sweet, and to the point.

An Artificial Plant Would Look Great in Your Bathroom

It's especially perfect for bathrooms that don't get a lot of natural sunlight. This listing is for two plants, neither of which will ever die on you.

You Can Learn a Lot from This Book

It's the No. 1 book about going No. 2! What's Your Poo Telling You? provides descriptions of two dozen types of poo, along with medical explanations and interesting facts.

Now's Also a Good Time to Stock up on Toilet Paper

Why not order a few packages? Since they're being delivered directly to your door, there's no reason to hold back.

The Flush 'n Sparkle Cleans When You Flush

Install it in your toilet tank and every time you flush, it'll release a cleaning agent into the bowl. Cut down on how often you have to scrub!

This Trash Can Is Super Thin

Fitting easily between the toilet and your sink, this trash can is another great addition to smaller bathrooms. It comes in a variety of colors to match any room.

This White Noise Machine Can Disguise Any Sound

While you're visiting the restroom, you can pretend that you're on the shores of a beach! Or in a rainforest! This white noise machine plays six different sounds depending on your preference.

This Night Light Creates a Beautiful Light Show

Here's another solution for nighttime bathroom visits. This lovely little nightlight projects its amazing display on the walls and ceiling of whatever room it's in.

This Slow Close Toilet Seat Eliminates Loud Bangs

You want your housemates to put the seat down when they're done, but you don't want it to be super loud. Enter: this toilet seat. Every time you push it down, it gently closes without a sound.

This Honeydew Candle Will Make Your Bathroom Smell Like Summertime

Never underestimate the power that a good candle can have on a stinky bathroom. This one smells delightfully fresh and has a burn time of at least 40 hours.

The Poopyhead Card Game Is Fun for All Ages

Race against your opponents to discard your cards in order. The last person holding cards is declared the Poopyhead! And yes, there is a hat for them to wear to show their Poopyhead status.

This Book Will Solve Most Workplace Problems

Finally, a guide teaching us all how to poo at work. It's filled with practical advice for dealing with all kinds of issues, like being *ahem* ill, being followed into the bathroom, or finding yourself stuck without toilet paper.

These Mitten-Shaped Wipes Are Exactly What You Think They Are

Why hold a wipe when you can wear a wipe? Traditional square wipes can leave your hand at risk for coming into contact with less than desirable things. These mittens have you covered from all angles.

The Kama Pootra Will Teach You 52 Different Ways to Poop

You probably didn't realize there were so many different ways to poop, huh? Well, there are! Become enlightened with the Kama Pootra.

This Soap...Doesn't Look Like Soap

But it is! (We promise.)

The Johnny Jolter Power Plunger Is a Clog's Worst Enemy

It uses water to clear clogged toilets quickly and with a single, mess-free plunge.

These Poop Pills Look Magical

These capsules are made with food-grade glitter. Use them to decorate your bathroom and add a little bit of magic wherever you "go." "Find