Smartphones rule our lives.

We are but humble servants, bound by their ever-waning batteries and shoddy cell service.

Don't believe us? In denial about your addiction? Well these forty cartoons tell a different story. Laugh your way toward acceptance, friends. Friends? I think there's an app for that...

The Modern Fairytale

And which filter did they use? WHICH FILTER!?

Do-It-Yourself Scoliosis

Team Sports

Team not included.

You're Not the Boss Of Me!

But First, Let Me Take a Selfie

#Blessed

Oh the Compromises We Make

Introducing...

But wait just six more months, and they'll have the Blender S plus!

Tweeter's Tan

Simple Math

And They All Lived Happily Ever...

At least they're honest with each other.

Time To Revisit Those Priorities

Eye Contact? Meh!

Self Respect? There's An App For That!

Recess 2.0

At This Rate...

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead!

Which will likely be soon. According to my Health App.

Safety First

Family Time We Can All Get Behind

Phone Are Not Friends

So Accommodating

If the Titanic Sank Today

I Feel It Fade

Back In The Old Days...

I Mean...Yeah

Anybody up for a jailbreak?

Three Truths and a Lie

JK. They're all truths.

A Bit Early On the Timeline, But...

Fashion Week's Latest Fad

Grandpa, Tell Us a Story!

*crickets*

Classic He Said, She Said

Regression At Its Best

Generation Cyborg

Don't Be That Guy

How to Enjoy the Great Outdoors

So TRUE

"He's Back, Guys..."

"Yeah, I saw that on Facebook."

The Art of Distraction

Remembering a Simpler Time

Legs for Days

Can't Stop, Won't Stop