If you don’t have Twitter, I can honestly tell you that you are missing out on some top-notch jokes and timeless, but incredibly odd, jokes. It’s a very unique sense of humor and some strange memes that sometimes are best kept on Twitter. It’s not for the faint of heart, that’s for sure.
With so many meme trends changing so quickly, sometimes it’s nice to just have tweets that will always be funny, no matter what the meme machine is curating nowadays. This kind of humor won’t fade or go out of style, it’s just ridiculously funny, all the time, no matter what.
If you are looking for some of these hilariously creative tweets, some relatable, others utterly absurd, then look no further. These jokes are sure to have you laughing out loud in your office and clicking retweet as fast as your fingers possibly can. There will be plenty to LOL about.
Stupid raccoon. Those things are rowdy.
*Cries in fetal position while begging the bullies to not get the best of you.*
He is the bread of life.
Death doesn’t seem so bad all of a sudden.
Paint me like one of your french dogs.
Ugh, can we just fast forward through all the sad parts?
Hold your head high and dress for success, this cat has got it figured it out.
I can’t wait to see his face when he pulls back that plastic veil. What a beautiful union.
Why does this happen more than I care to admit?
This must have been a very interesting start to a date.
This is a pretty accurate description of college.
This is why I’m so grumpy every single morning.
This is relatable on another level. I’ll spare you the selfie for proof.
We honor all the thousands of islands who helped make this salad so great.
What a formal introduction.
Seriously, skip college, we don’t have room for your car!
Don’t quit your day job.
Stupid body wash. It’s the same thing every day. I’m over it.
That’s enouff of that joke.
They sure are fun, or phun, I guess.
These are some good friends and a very convincing photo.
Stay safe out there folks, go swimming when sharks have their schedules full.
You’re no Pennywise.
Ehh it’s fine I don’t even need what’s in that drawer.
Who needs water anyways!?
Sorry for being a terrible person! It’s just who I am!
Not you, but the doggo!
Vine compilations are a dark hole that will suck hours from your life. I know, I’ve been there.
Make sure you stretch, stretching always helps.
Keep calm and carry on to another white woman’s kitchen.
Keep it short, that also helps a lot.
Scooby Doo knew what he was talking about.
What do I do with my hands?!
Always have an email support team of strong women, it will change your life and boost your self-esteem.
Shakespeare wasted no time in creating timeless pieces.
A very serious, troubling issue in our society. Imagine if all cats could sit down and talk out all their issues?
Seriously. We don’t need any more Carols.
Maybe just a smidge lower, thank you so much.
James? Just one Jame. Please.
I was terrified of turning on the light in the car as a child. I truly believed it would make someone else crash their car the second I turned it on.
If anyone wasn’t sure, this is olive oil. Oil. Made from olives. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
You could call him a protege without it being an exaggeration.
Good thing you only have to see him twice a year.
I just can’t help it.
That’s why I just don’t eat it!
Can they bring this up at the next Presidential Debate? We need to put an end to all this chaos.
Secretly hoping we aren’t on, but I should ask just in case.
That kid has to know the truth sooner or later.
Let them eat tuna!
Remind me tomorrow…for all of eternity.
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