65 Products That Are So Weird They’ve Reached Cult Status On Amazon

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Ever taken a deep dive into the virtual aisles on Amazon? You’d be surprised at all the freaky-weird stuff you can find. In fact, some products are so freakish and weird that they’ve achieved a cult-level status of popularity — but it’s not easy to find these items. You’ve gotta squint your eyes, look real hard, then go and squint some more because like I said, this stuff is hidden.

Lucky for you, I don’t have friends, hobbies, or a life, so I’ve gathered the weirdest stuff you can find on Amazon for you right here. From blankets that look like burritos to wacky inflatable tube men for your desk, there’s no shortage of quirky products you can amuse yourself with. And because you’re shopping on Amazon? Nearly everything on this list comes with free two-day Prime shipping.

We hope you find these products as awesome as we do. Just an FYI: We are a participant in the Amazon affiliate program, and Brainjolt may receive a share of sales from links on this page. Prices on Amazon fluctuate so anything mentioned below might change as soon we publish it!

This Burrito Blanket That Will Wrap You Up In The Best Way

I have so many throw blankets in my house but I am tempted to buy this one just for a laugh. But besides looking for a novelty blanket, this throw is also good to keep you, your partner, your kids, and even your pets warm.
What customers said: “Purrrrfect for me and my cat to cuddle together. His name is taco, and I made him a purrito.”
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This Yodelling Pickle That Will Sing You A Strange Song

This yodeling pickle may seem harmless but beware. It’s so entertaining, it can have dire consequences for your home.
What customers said: The pickle arrived silently and observed the surroundings of its new home, taking in the scenery and the chill of the winter. Upon opening the box it let out a triumphant yodel and stole my fiance away. Even though I am heartbroken I cannot take away a star for the loss of my love, as I still have the beautiful box the pickle came in so I guess that’s good. I sometimes hear the yodel in the distance.”
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This Sequin Pillow That Pays Homage to Your Favorite Hollywood Star

We all have someone who is a Nic Cage obsessive in our lives — which means there’s no doubt that they won’t be able to resist this hysterical sequin pillow. 
What customers said: “I got this as a gift for my sister who has a “slight” Nic Cage obsession. When she opened the package her excited squeal was epic, like a child seeing a unicorn. She has thanked me several times since, and says she plays with it every day, but likes pirate Nic the best. She did say he was a little rough around the edges, (I think she meant the sequins?) but she said she liked that in a man, so all is well.”
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These Animal Paw Socks That Will Bring Out Your Wild Side

Novelty socks are always good for a laugh. These socks are made to look like realistic cat or dog paws. While they probably won’t fool anyone into thinking you’re half-cat, they are good for a jokey gift. Lots of customers noted that they got the gift as a joke. Some also said that they specifically bought them for their loved ones who are cat lovers. Apparently, there are even little, paw-like footpads on the bottom — adorable. View on Amazon

These Toilet Light That Is Surprisingly Useful

If you’ve ever had a mishap while trying to find the bathroom in the middle of the night, this toilet light might actually be a very useful and innovative product. It’s designed to fit onto any toilet, and there are multiple LED colors to choose from when lighting up your bowl.
What customers say: ” Its amazing for potty training toddlers. My boys looove it so much and want to be going potty all day — so perfect!!!!”
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This Wacky Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man That Fits On Your Desk

You can’t be sad or mad when there’s a wacky, wailing, inflatable, arm-flailing, tube man around! And this one fits right on your desk so you can experience the joy of — well, flailing about — when you need a distraction from work.
What customers say: “I opened the package and screamed for joy! As I turned on the wacky waving inflatable tube man I knew I have a friend for life. Someone you can really count on cheering you up when you are feeling down. He brought me such joy I started to cry with laughter and happiness.”
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These Lobster Claws That Are Way More Than A Costume

Yes, these lobster claws make for a great Halloween costume piece. But some customers take them more seriously than that. You see, some customers…have become one with the lobster.
What customers say: “I prowl the neighborhood by night…lobsterman! Evil flees in the face of my mighty pincers…the streets are safe…the night breeze is cool on my bony armor,” said one customer. “I sleep in a tide pool by day protected by vigilant triggerfish..these claws have opened a whole new vista of existence…highly recommended…they were the last pair in stock when I bought them…weep if the tears will come.”
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These Pencil Toppers That Will Give You A Hand

We all could use a helping hand once in a while — but how about several helping hands? This pack of tiny hands is perfect for the weirdo in your life. And if that weirdo happens to be you? Don’t let the haters hold you back from living your best life.
What customers say: “My friends and family are concerned for my mental health. I am very happy with my purchase, but my friends and family have become concerned. But it’s okay — I have finger hands for my finger hands and they don’t.”
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This Alarm Clock That Will Keep Your Morning From Running Away From You

If you’re not a morning person (but would like to be), getting this alarm clock may help you. As soon as the alarm goes off, the clock starts to roll away — meaning you’ll have to chase it if you want to press snooze.
What customers say: “This alarm clock will certainly help you get out of bed. Rolls of your nightstand and runs away from you all while yelling (okay, not YELLING) at you! You have to get out of bed to turn it off, which is just what I needed. My husband and my dogs hate it!”
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These Bread Slippers That Will Are Perfect For Loafing Around The House

Beyond just wearing these toasty slippers to keep their feet toasty (pun intended), many customers loved how hysterical their feet looked walking around in loaves of bread. Or should I say — loaf-ers.
What customers say: “I saw this on facebook a while back and could NOT stop laughing about the pun….loafers!!!!! Then I happened upon them on amazon, and I just had to. Super happy they have sizes (for most of them at least)… I got the French Baguette one because I thought it looked the most bread-like without seeing the insoles”
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These Shakespearean Insult Bandages That Will Give You Satisfaction

Nothing is more satisfying than a Shakespearean insult. The Renaissance playwright certainly had a way with words, especially when it came to spitting barbs. And if you’re curious as to what kind of insults come in each box? One particular customer used his newfound words to complain about the delivery driver who brought his package.
What customers say: “A plague on his house for he neglected to consider (as considering must, once done, have resulted in differing action) that a box so small as this could not withstand the stamping equipment of the postal service.”
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This Bug Sprayer That Makes Insect Extermination Fun

No one likes bugs in their home, but unfortunately, they’re a pest we will all have to deal with sometimes. So, if you’re looking to get rid of pesky flies or other bugs without calling the exterminator (or using chemicals) this salt sprayer is a fun way to go.
What customers say: “This is awesome! Opened it up, poured in the salt and laid waste to my enemies. Doesn’t leave bug guts on painted walls so your Wife won’t get on you.”
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These Lightsaber Chopsticks That Let You Use The Force At Dinner

May the force (and the soy sauce) be with you. These lightsaber chopsticks will make dinner time hilarious and fun, no matter whether you’re eating sushi, ramen, or good ol’ Chinese take-out.
What customers say: “How could these not be cool? I don’t know. I bought them for my son’s 33rd birthday. He’s a total Star Wars freak. All I’m thinking is…how could these not be cool? Even if they didn’t light up, or they looked stupid, you could EAT with them. Good points all around!”
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This Corgi Mouse Pad That Is Perfect For People Who Love Fluffy Butts

There’s a reason why everyone on the internet seems to be obsessed with corgis — they’re cute from the tips of their ears to their fluffy behinds! So naturally, this mouse pad is a must-have.
What customers say: “I got this for my wife in her new office. She thought it was a little bit weird resting her hand on a dog butt, but said it actually very comfortable on her wrist when she settles into the butt crack. Would buy this again!”
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This Pizza Light That Is The Perfect Tribute To The Perfect Food

Let’s be honest, people — pizza is just the best food. It has bread. It has tomatoes. It has cheese. It has pretty much every other food product under the sun. And frankly, there’s nothing better than the glow of a night light that reminds you of your favorite food.
What customers say: “The subtle, sexy glow that this pizza nightlight shines transcends space and time. Sure, it might make me hungry every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, but I find the pros to significantly outweigh the con.”
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These Interesting Glasses
For People Who Don’t Want To Sit Up To Watch TV

There are two kinds of lazy people out there: ones who can’t get up off the couch even if their house is on fire, and the ones who won’t even lift their head — especially if the house is on fire. So as long as you put these glasses on, you’ll be able to wave to the fire department when they come busting down the door.
What customers say: “Works great for watching Netflix while laying in bed. I was able to double my laziness with half the effort.”
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This Cat Toy That Lets You Feel Like A Real Feline

There are few things I wouldn’t do for my cat, but I am by no means the die-hard cat lover that someone would have to be to buy this toy. Simply grip it in your mouth, then use it to “groom” your cat much like its real mom would. But from what I can tell? This toy is more for the human than it is for the cat.
What customers say: “I use this to chase cats away from my yard…It turns out that there are ordinances in my city against indecent exposure, so I do need to wear a banana hammock while using this product outside of my home…once I have wrestled the cat to the ground and the clawing and biting has subsided, I can begin licking the cat until its horrified owner returns home from work to ask what I am doing. Obviously, the cat was on my property, and I can lick anything that I want on my property.”
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This Airpod Case That Looks Like Your Favorite College Meal

Even though that tiny wireless earbud case looks indestructible, it most certainly is not. That’s why it’s a good idea to personalize and protect it — like with this silicone case that looks like Cup-a-Noodles.
What customers say: “It definitely conveys my college staple with charm, especially since I can’t eat it with the same frequency I once did. So much sodium! Thankfully, (or not if you’re mindful of your carbon footprint) this is all plastic so my blood pressure remains not-horrible. The case is made of very thick plastic. Presumably, this will keep my AirPod case relatively safe since I drop everything with far too much frequency.”
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This Bathroom Spray That Is As Magical As It Sounds

From the makers of Squatty Potty comes a bathroom freshener that is just as magical as it sounds. This “Unicorn Gold” is a bathroom spray that you use before you go to keep the room smelling fresh.
What customers say: “It was a cold, damp night and hot beef chili was on the menu. I am not sure if it was the chill in the air or the need to overachieve and consume the most beans and beef, but any way you slice it I came out on top in the dinner party in sheer volume consumed. The chili, she was spicy…This may have sealed my doom, because a storm was a-brewin’, but thankfully my hosts keep a bottle Unicorn Gold in every bathroom. Although the Kraken was released with a mighty bellow, the unicorn was more than up to the task and slayed the mighty stench beast. Crisis averted, I meandered back to the couch knowing my secret was safe.”
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This Tiny Violin For Tiny Whiners

Need a tiny violin to tell your friends they’re whining about tiny problems? Oh hey, well wouldn’t you know it — there’s a tiny violin right here! It even comes with a case like a real violin, so feel free to bust it out on the subway and play for some tips.
What customers say: I bought this for the sole purpose of doing the ‘world’s smallest violin’ gag. It killed at the office and none of my jokes since then come close. Now I want to quit and find a new job just so I can feel that level of exhilaration again.”
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This Wolf Shirt That Comes In Tons Of Sizes

Not only is this wolf shirt sick, but it also comes in children’s, and adult sizes so that you can embarrass your kids when you pick them up from school.
What customers say: I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn’t think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie.”
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This Horse Head Mask To Make You The Life Of The Party

Want to blend in with the animals at the petting zoo? Put on this horse head mask. Want to scare small kids at the park? Put on this horse head mask. Want to know what it feels like to gallop through fields of wheat while wearing a fake horse head? You guessed it: put on this horse head mask.
What customers say: It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own. I have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways.”
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This Steering Wheel Desk For Eating And Working In The Car

You’d be surprised how many customers are in love with this steering wheel desk, though some sound like they’re using it while they’re driving — don’t do that. Please. 
What customers say: It’s OK Iguess, but the bumpy road majkes it hard to type. And theree’s a lot of pedeestrians and traffic that keep distracting me fromm my computer.”
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A Slicer That Divvies Up Your Bananas Into Chunks

Do you really need this banana slicer? Yes — yes you do. Because if we’re both being honest? Anything that lets you be just that much lazier is always a worthwhile investment. It’s also great for kids since the edges aren’t sharp.
What customers say: Gone are the days of biting off slice-sized chunks of banana and spitting them onto a serving tray…. Next on my wish list: a kitchen tool for dividing frozen water into cube-sized chunks.”
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This Inflatable Dinosaur Costume That Actually Roars

Ever wonder what it feels like to be a dinosaur? Now’s your chance with this inflatable costume — and yes, it really does roar.
What customers say: “BEST PURCHASE I HAVE EVER MADE!!!!!!!! Seriously, how awesome is this costume? So many applications. I didn’t even buy it for Halloween. I literally just wanted to dress up like a T-Rex from time to time. Life is tough, sometimes you just want to feel happy. So, T-Rex costume. My son loves it. I put it on and we have dance parties. It’s the little things. Two small thumbs on very short arms up!”
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A Giant Beach Ball…No Really, It’s HUGE

Don’t worry about giving this giant beach ball a good whack— the vinyl seams are reinforced so that you can bounce it back and forth down the beach all day long.
What customers say: We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability.”
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This Crafting Book That’s For Crazy Cat People ONLY

Put all that cat hair floating around to good use with this crafting book. It’s exactly as useful (and horrifying) as you imagine, though one reviewer found another use for it that didn’t involve any pet hair.
What customers say: I purchased this book as I was tired of people sitting too near me on public transport.”
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Sweeten Your Life Up With 3 Pounds Of Mini Marshmallows

Do you need marshmallows? No, I mean do you NEED marshmallows? Then grab this 3-pound bag. They’re just like the marshmallows you find in cereal, and you can even add them to your breakfast for a deliciously crunchy bite.
What customers say: There are literally (not actually literally) a million marshmallows in this bag. Every time I look at it, I start laughing. But not a cheerful, mirthful laugh. More like a wild, panicky laugh as I contemplate how I’ll ever finish this bag of marshmallows. I may end up willing these to my grandchildren, which means I need to get busy finding a husband because I’m 37 years old and don’t even have a children yet. It’s TOO MUCH PRESSURE! Really, seriously, if you’re drunkenly surfing Amazon at 3 a.m. and think, ‘I’ve always wanted a box of Lucky Charms but none of the yucky oat bits,’ reconsider. Turn back.”
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This Gummy Bear That’s Absolutely Huge

When you’re absolutely starving for something squishy and sweet, take a bite out of this gummy bear. And don’t worry about running out, because this cherry-flavored behemoth weighs a whopping 5 pounds.
What customers say:  – “Why does it have a belly button?” – “It takes longer to cut the arm off than it does to eat it.” – “It’s like eating a baby made of diabetes.” – “Cutting off chunks is the hardest part.” – “I’m sad it’s gone.” – “No, it did not change the color of my poo.” – “I need to get two of different flavors so I can do a head swap.”
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These Coffee Pods That Are Super-Duper-Ultra-Strong

When regular coffee isn’t strong enough to keep you awake, it’s time to turn to Death Wish coffee. Each order comes with 10 single-serve capsules, and they’re even USDA certified organic.
What customers say: After the second cup of Death Wish coffee, I polished off my reports for the next week, made a 3 course meal for the office using the 2 microwaves in the lounge and alphabetized everyone’s cubicles. That was 2 days ago. I haven’t slept since, but I don’t really need to, now that I have this coffee. Thanks to Death Wish coffee, I’ll never sleep or listen to a licensed medical professional again!”
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Shoot Some Hoops With This Basketball Mug

Finally, an excuse to put marshmallows in your morning coffee: this basketball mug. Shoot your mallows through the hoop to score points, or even toss a few crackers in there when you’re eating soup — just for fun.
What customers say: When we use them for drinks or soup or ice cream it’s a ball (no pun intended) to try to play a game of basketball! Great size and had a good weight, large enough for a good size serving of what you want.
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This Reusable Water Bottle That Comes In Almost Too Many Colors

I know I know — you probably already have a reusable water bottle. But if you don’t, this one is made from stainless steel, and it comes in more colors than you can imagine. You also get to choose between a spout or straw lid, with sizes ranging from 18 to 64 ounces.
What customers say: I love the size of the spout, it’s as if scientists came together and concluded that that was the best size for liquid flow and lip comfort. A really appreciated added bonus is the rubber bottom, so you don’t seem like an angry salesman demanding things go your way every time you put your bottle down on the counter. If you find yourself reading this while being trapped in some amazon after death limbo state where you cannot decide which water bottle is best, just buy this one already. You won’t regret it.”
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A Flask For Drinking The Tears Of Your Enemies

Liquor, wine, tears — whatever your preferred drink is, this flask can hold it. Why not take a few swigs of tears before your next meeting for a little confidence boost?
What customers say: I just started using this today for keeping my non-dairy creamer in at work and I have definitely noticed my coworkers admiring it when I was using it to add the creamer to my coffee. Some of them were whispering to each other, probably talking about how cool it is. It may just be coincidence, but I think this might be a good luck charm too. I started using it this morning and I just now found out from my boss that we’re going to a special private meeting with the head of HR this afternoon! I bet it’s about that promotion and raise I’ve been waiting on!”
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A Cozy Blanket That Makes You Feel Like A Real Mermaid

You’ll feel like a real mermaid when you wrap yourself in this blanket — just don’t wear it in the tub. This blanket is for land mermaids only. Choose from colors like pink, purple, blue, red, and more.
What customers say: I was able to help my cousin fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming Ariel from The Little Mermaid. He said the mermaid tail blanket couldn’t have been more life-like and that the purple really brought out his eyes. 10/10 would buy again. Will buy again. Will be the only linens in my house.”
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This Pet Backpack For Carrying Scruffles Around

Even your pup needs a lift sometimes, right? So stuff him into this backpack so he doesn’t have to walk anymore. It’s great for small dogs, cats, or puppies — especially while you’re hiking.
What customers say: First off I would like to say this product is amazingly designed. I have a 15 pound pug and she loves it. BUT let me warn you that the moment you put it in it will lead to uncontrollable laughter. This product also may or may not lead to intoxicated nights then deciding it’s an excellent idea to wear your dog and dance in the house. This may or may not cause your dogs inner ambitions to show your dog that he/she is an excellent dancer. It may/may not inspire your dog to follow their new passion of dancing and want to become a famous dancer. BUY THIS PRODUCT IT WILL BE THE BEST 16 DOLLARS SPENT! *no animals were harmed in the intoxicated night*”
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Keep Your Tissues Inside Of This Cat Butt

If you’re gonna have a box of tissues out, you may as well keep it inside of this cat butt. Why not? It’ll start conversations with anyone who needs to blow their nose, and the cat even looks happy — in fact, I think he likes it when you pull a tissue out.
What customers say: My father hates it. He said it was the most disgusting gift he has ever received. Thank you!”
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This Watch That Looks Like A Calculator

Not only does this watch look like a calculator, but it also works like a calculator — shocking, right? It’s also water-resistant so that you can do math in the pool, and it even looks just like the watch Marty McFly wears during Back to the Future.
What customers say: It’s great. It has dual time, a stopwatch, alarm, tells the date and day of the week, AND A FRIGGIN’ CALCULATOR. If you wear it tightly enough, you can feel your pulse. So it’s like an Apple Watch only it costs under $20, has a 3 year manufacturer’s warranty, and the battery lasts five years. Doesn’t send text messages, but you can write such words as ‘BOOBS’, ‘BOOBIES’, ‘BOOBLESS’, ‘BEES’, and ‘SHOE’. So if you’re a man of few words and your friend is right next to you, it’s basically the same as iMessage.”
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Add This Cat-Friendly Entry To Any Door

Looking for an easy way to hide your kitty litter box? Just add this entry to a closet door, then tuck it away inside — your cat will still have access, and no one in the house will have to look at it (unless they want to.)
What customers say: Dear diary, The authorities don’t understand that I can only get to my cat box if the door is open. I have tried to get them to understand this by lecturing them loudly in the middle of the night (“The door is closed!!!”). Finally the authorities came up with a solution. They put this door into the door. Shakespearen in a way — a door within a door. They are finally learning… Sincerely, Whiskers (aka Killer)”
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These Oven Mitts Shaped Like Bear Paws

Ever wonder what it feels like to be a bear? Now’s your chance with these bear paw oven mitts. While they won’t turn you into a real bear, they will let you take hot stuff out of the oven — and you can even roar while you’re doing it if you want.
What customers say: I pulled the cookies out of the oven with my bear hands. I could never bear to be without these…my entire family is going to murder me with their bear hands because of all the bear puns I’m making now!”
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These Latches To Keep Stuff Shut

Cabinets, drawers, appliances, toilet seats — whatever you want to keep shut, you can do it with these latches. They’re great for keeping kids out of stuff, and the adhesive won’t damage furniture if you decide to pop them off.
What customers say: We were having a terrible time keeping our toddler out of the fridge. He would go in, open drawers, and then leave the door open. It was a perfect game for our little boy. Man, was he mad when he discovered we added one of these locks. It seems to be holding up well so far to the tantrums and angry pulling, as he rages against the machine…door.”
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Spice Lovers Beware. This Hot Sauce Packs A Serious Punch

When I say that this hot sauce is hot, I mean hot — really, really hot. And if that’s not enough to convince you that it’s worth a try, I’ll just let this review do all of the talking for me…
What customers say: “My eyes were wide, though my wife swore my pupils were dilated to pinpricks. Imagine if you will a fat man, with all the grace of a water buffalo on ice skates, bolting back to the kitchen. Throwing open the fridge, I found the last mouthful of milk in the jug. Swishing it seemed to only anger the demon I had ingested, as my stomach boiled with the fire of Satan and his followers. Sour cream, ice cream, cream cheese…I stumbled to the bedroom and fell onto it, staring off into space and waiting for what seemed like eons before the burning subsided. I survived. I had made it. Then I went for my second fajita…”
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This Piggy Steamer Gives You The Best Steamed Veggies

Who would’ve thought a pig could give you perfectly steamed food? Well, this piggy steamer proves it’s possible. Just pop it on top of any bowl in the microwave, and it’ll keep your meal from getting soggy from the steam.
What customers say: “I had seen a good review of this and bought it for a friend. She LOVES it! It works well and her only complaint was that it interrupted her cooking as she kept looking at the steam coming out the nose and laughing! It was a hit.”
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This Beer Holster That Holds Your Drink For You

This classic beer holster was designed to make you look like the west’s best beverage chugger, holding all 12 oz. bottles with ease thanks to its thick leather material — a great gift for anyone who enjoys a quality drink.
What customers say: “Son in law LOVED this..he was “quick drawing” a beer all night!!”
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These Cactus Dryer Balls Are Cute And Efficient

Simply toss these little cacti into your dryer along with all your wet clothes, and they’ll help aerate your laundry so that they dry faster than they would with disposable sheets. Besides, they’re even cute — who doesn’t love a cute lil’ cactus?
What customers say: “The cutest little dryer balls ever that actually work. They have lived up to their expectations and then some. I pop these bad boys in the dryer and I let them run wild knowing I’ll have the softest, warmest, driest clothes come out.”
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A Desktop Boxing Game To Knock Out Your Stress!

Got some pent-up stress? Just give this desktop boxing set a few punches. It comes with two boxing gloves so that you can punch away to your heart’s desire, and the sandbag sticks to your desk using a suction cup.
What customers say: “I got this for my boyfriend after he had a crappy couple days at work to cheer him up, and boy did it work…it cheered him up and was entertaining enough for him to bring to his office!”
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This Cordless Lamp That Brings The Moon To Your Room

Mood lighting can change the way you view a room, and this moon lamp casts a relaxing ambiance to help you relax after a long day. It’s charged via USB and even comes with a complimentary base so that you can display it anywhere in your home.
What customers say: “This thing is more amazing than it even looks online. Super light weight. Only drawback is I could see how a kid would or could go full bore Godzilla on it and crush it like a porcelain egg. So probably best kept out of reach of demon spawn. But for a cool adult hangout, it’s pretty mesmerizing.”
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A Popcorn Popper For A Hot, Fresh Snack

Nothing is as satisfying for me late at night as a hot bowl of popcorn, and this microwaveable bowl lets me make fresh kernels with as much butter as I want. It even collapses down when I’m done using it, and takes up very little space in my cabinets.
What customers say: “The popcorn comes out tender, though I haven’t quite gotten my timing down right and I end up with about 15% old maids. My microwave is also possessed by the spirit of a disgruntled old man who stubbornly refuses to do anything in a timely manner, never moves over so you can pass him on the interstate, and has named his last 3 dogs Bob, Bob Jr., and Bob III, so that’s probably not this silicone gizmos fault.”
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This Tactical Pen That Could Help In An Emergency

The next time you drive off a bridge and into the ocean, use this tactical pen to break through your windshield — what’s that? You’re saying I’m the only person who drives into large bodies of water every year? Hm. Interesting.
What customers say: “I love that there are refills on the pen…plus, you can choose your screw-in ‘weapon of choice.’ I’m going to keep this in my car, in a good reachable position, just in case I ever need to break the window…and it will do nicely for defense also. I’m extremely happy that this has a light as well! This is truly something that you would want to have and carry with you at all times.”
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These Animal Paw Slippers For When You Prowl Around The House

Wolves, bears, dinosaurs, yetis — transform your feet into all of those and more with these fun slippers. They’re extra-furry to help get you in the mindset of a true beast, and the non-slip grips on the bottom keep you from sliding around on tile floors.
What customers say: “My husband bought both of us some fuzzy monster slippers. He took a nap one day and hes like lets throw on our fuzzy monster slippers and some pjs and go to the store and buy some ice cream. So that’s what we did. we wen’t to our small town store and walked around in fuzzy monster slippers, people thought it was really funny and asked us where we got them. Kids absolutely adored them.”
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A Puzzle Box With A Surprise Reward At The End

Make your kids work for their candy by forcing them to solve this puzzle box. And if they whine about it? Just stick the candy inside and run away — they’ll have no choice but to use their brains to solve it.
What customers say: “Used this to hide a monetary gift for my 13 year old grand-daughter’s birthday. She was a bit confused initially but went about trying to solve the puzzle. Took her about 4-5 minutes but she didn’t get frustrated at all, just pure concentration. She was thrilled when she pulled out a folded bill and over the moon when she unfolded it to discover it was a $100 bill. She said it was the best gift ever as she had (obviously) no idea what would be inside.”
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A Bag Sealer To Keep Your Snacks Fresh

What’s worse than wasting food? Having food that’s gotten stale that you choose to eat anyway because it’s not that stale, but man — it’s gross. So grab this bag sealer. It’ll work with all types of PVC bags, as well as bags made from foil and paper.
What customers say: “A must have. Saves you from having things go stale or in my case, have pantry moths from ruining pet and people food. No more ziplock bags being used to put other bags in.”
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This Ridiculous Personal Fan You Wear Around Your Neck

It might look silly, but thousands of reviewers loved this wearable fan. Wear it while you’re out jogging, lifting weights at the gym, or even just laying around the house — it’s cheaper than running the air conditioner, after all.
What customers say: “Well as us women get older we tent to get hot flashes, which can at times make you want to run naked through a snow storm with an ice pack wrapped in a glacier! So instead of scaring the neighbors, this helps me cool down during those unexpected moments, that I’m physically on fire raging with the heat of 1000 suns! It cools my face which allows me to breath and not go on a homicidal rampage looking for AC while stripping off my clothes.”
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A Box With A Spider In It

No, there isn’t a real spider inside of this box — but when you slide open the top, a fake one pops out to scare unsuspecting hands. Keep it on your desktop to scare random visitors while you’re working, or even spook your kids at home.
What customers say: “Ever wonder which of your guests are the nosey ones who go through your medicine cabinet? Guess no more. With this fabulous product you can simply hear the screams from when that nosey guest, (aka mother-in-law), opens the curious box on the bathroom counter. Or simply ask your kids to get you a something that’s “…in the wooden box on the bathroom counter”and enjoy the heart-stopping shock and screams.”
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This Shiatsu Massager You Can Wear Anywhere

When I say you can wear this shiatsu massager anywhere, I mean it — each order even comes with an adapter so that you can use it in the car while you’re driving. The soothing heat function is great for sore muscles, and you can adjust the intensity by up to three levels.
What customers say: “First impression this dude is way sturdier and bigger than I figured it would’ve been. I used it to help ease up some of the knots and tension I carry in my shoulders and neck. Now my husband didn’t enjoy it but he doesn’t enjoy massages. Me on the other hand I love deep tissue massage. I’m very impressed. I think for forty bucks it’s well worth the shot. And if you don’t like it just regift it. I mean forty dollars is cheaper than one massage. I think this thing will save me money and help my tension headaches. Treat yo self.”
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A Ring Light That Makes Your Selfies Look Great

I’d never call myself ugly, but does this ring light make my selfies look 500 times better? You bet it does. Clip it onto your phone, then choose from low, medium, or maximum brightness options depending on the lighting around you.
What customers say: “I love this product because we FaceTime a lot with family that is out of town – it makes our pictures so much clearer! We have been able to use this light on our phones, tablets and laptop. My daughter also loves using it when she records her own videos. “
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An Ultra-Slim Water Bottle That Fits Into Bags

When was the last time you saw a slim water bottle? Never, probably — so why not upgrade to this one? It easily fits into narrow bags and briefcases. And if you love giving back to charity, every bottle sold gives two months’ worth of clean water to a person in need.
What customers say: “I am obsessed with my new water bottle! As a woman who commutes in NYC, I carry so much around in my giant handbag all day. This genius bottle fits right in without being as bulky and cumbersome as typical reusable bottles. I definitely recommend it! Easy to wash, no funky taste, and vey durable!”
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A Miniature Safe To Help You Make Good Choices

Do you really need to eat that slice of cake? Maybe, maybe not — you’ll find out after 15 minutes inside of this miniature safe. It’s also great for holding rewards for your kids, and you can keep it locked anywhere from one minute to 10 days.
What customers say: “My mother was driving me crazy every day for more and more cigarettes. She promised me no more than a pack a day, so that was the deal. I put one pack in each of 10 boxes and set them on the timer to open one 24hrs after the other for a period of 10 days. That was 10 packs and I told my mom that was all she gets was one pack a day and she could not hound me, call me or drive me crazy for cigarettes any more. Every 10 days I filled them back up. It actually gave us quality time together not fighting about her smoking 2 packs a day.”
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This Pillowcase With A Built-In Hood

Tired of the bright sun waking you up? Just hide your head in the hood on this pillowcase. There’s also a pocket on the side where you can stash your phone while you’re sleeping, and the drawstrings even let you tighten the hood — just for those extra-bright mornings.
What customers say: “Soft, comfy…..it’s like lying down and sleeping on your favorite hoody. I cover my eyes with the hood, and off to sleep I go. Even just in the couch watching a movie and I can’t live without it. Highly recommend!”
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Use This Mold To Get Your Burgers To Fit Into Hotdog Buns

Few things are as annoying as realizing you have ground beef but only hotdog buns — so stuff your meat into this mold. It’ll shape your beef so that it fits into hotdog buns, and it can handle up to a quarter pound of meat.
What customers say: “I used to have a smaller version of this and just recently upgraded to bigger model. And my wife loves it!! Fits her buns easier and easier to grip with both hands!”
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Grate Some Cheese On this Hedgehog

Tired of your boring cheese grater? This one is shaped like a cute hedgehog. You can also keep it as a pet if you don’t like cheese, or even keep it on your desk if you don’t have friends — truly, your options are endless.
What customers say: “This has become our favorite grater. We have others, but everyone in our household wants to use this one whenever we grate cheese. It works really well. It is cute, too. And, because of the shape, it is easy to collect the grated cheese that piles up under it (unlike our other graters).”
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This Pencil Organizer You Can Stab To Your Heart’s Desire

Need to release some pent-up anger? Just stab a pencil into this silicone organizer. You can also poke him with a pen if you’re feeling particularly saucy, and he’ll retain his shape no matter how hard you stab him.
What customers say: “Every time I look at it I have to smile — it’s worth the money for that alone!!! If you’d like to ‘give it’ to somebody at work (aka stab them), just stab ‘Fred’ instead. Other than the FUN of it all, I always know where I can find a pen now. Very functional, too.”
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A Cupholder For Your Desk

Does anyone need a cupholder at their desk? Yes — I do. I’m always knocking glasses over, and this cupholder keeps them safely away from my elbow. And if you’re not a clumsy fool like I am? Stick a flower pot inside for some greenery indoors.
What customers say: “I ruined a laptop by knocking over my water bottle on my desk and spilling water all over the keyboard. Now with this inexpensive device such disaster are averted. I didn’t even know such a device existed.”
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Playtime Never Ends With These Building Block Mugs

Keep one at the office so you can goof around when your boss isn’t looking, or give your kids these building block mugs to encourage them to finish their milk at dinner. Each order comes with three packs of bricks so you can start building right out of the box.
What customers say: “My grandson loves this! The mug comes with Lego character, but he has added some of his own. He also uses it to drink out of. Big Hit with the kid! I can’t imagine any young child not enjoying this.”
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A Deodorizer That’s Totally Non-Toxic

Just unscrew the lid on these deodorizers, and they’ll instantly begin to absorb any funky odors in your bathrooms, laundry rooms, bedrooms — really, anywhere in your home that stinks.
What customers say: “I share a mudroom with my side by side duplex neighbor. She fills the thing with cheap stinky air fresheners. (Probably because she’s often too lazy to walk a bag of cat crap an extra 20 feet out to her trashcan.) This thing clears out the overpowering apple-cinnamon stank that makes my family gag. Love it.”
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This Heated Tote For Tasty Lunches

Who likes eating a cold lunch? Not me, that’s for sure — that’s why I like to warm up my lunch in this heated tote. You can even use it in your car using the cigarette lighter adapter to keep takeout meals warm, and it’s safe to use with paper or cardboard packaging.
What customers say: “I am so happy that my husband can now enjoy hot food at work! After ten years of cold lunch meat sandwiches, my husband had pot roast, burritos, and other homemade leftovers nice and warm. He says it takes less than an hour even to warm items up and eat. No more eating out and unhealthy for a hot meal.
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