Your parents have been through a lot.
Think about it. There’s the whole childbirth thing, which is obviously no picnic, but it doesn’t stop there. Dirty diapers, broken bones, temper tantrums, and paying for whatever after-school activities you insisted on participating in — it’s a lot to handle. Maybe they deserve a break.
We know Maison Vallance’s mom sure does. Especially after the photo he sent her of his girlfriend.
Maison is 22 years old and lives in Tennessee.
According to BuzzFeed News, he and Meghan met in a bar and have been dating for about two months. Hooray for love!
They’re all smiles and seem to have all kinds of adventures together.
Even in the bedroom!
How do we know that? Funny you should ask.
After taking the picture, he decided Meghan looked “too pretty not to post it” on Twitter, too. So that’s just what he did.
And that’s when Twitter noticed something very interesting about the photo.
One of his followers asked him about the ropes.
The ropes?!
We can only assume they’re for *ahem* personal use.
Maison’s Twitter followers obviously found the whole thing hilarious, but then they quickly stepped up to provide Maison with excuses for why he has ropes on his bed.
Nothing is going to impress your mom more than a girlfriend who is also a paratrooper. That’s such an impressive skill to have and is in no way embarrassing!
If you use this one, your mom is sure to be impressed by both your DIY attitude and your knowledge of history.
In fact, he even encouraged Twitter to spice things up in their own bedrooms.
You know, with clotheslines.
For your clothes.
And apparently, it could have gone much worse.
You know what? Good for you guys, Maison and Meghan. We’re not here to yuck any yums.
Just…maybe spare your mom from having to think about your bedroom activities, you know? After all, she’s been through a lot.