Absolutely Disgusting Food Sins People Have Committed in Real Life | 22 Words

My husband really likes peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. Now, that's weird enough if you ask me. But it gets worse.

One day, he wanted a peanut butter and pickle sandwich, but we didn't have bread. Or pickles. Or peanut butter. But we did have hot dog buns, relish, and Nutty Bars. And so, reader, my husband — the man to whom I am legally bound for life — combined those three items and ate them. He got one bite into the concoction before realizing his mistake. It was awful. It was vile. It was downright inedible.

A recent AskReddit thread asked people to share the worst "food sins" they've ever witnessed. You might be thinking their answers were pretty tame. After all, how disgusting can humans possibly be?

As it turns out, the answer is SUPER disgusting. Honestly, the one about the Dorito truffle truly made me gag.

Want a purple cow?

When I visited my aunt’s family as a kid she served a “purple cow" — milk mixed with grape juice — for breakfast. If you haven’t tasted that, take my word for it — it’s not a great concoction.DWright_5

"Red pepper cereal."

I work at a pub/restaurant waiting tables. This couple walks in who I've never seen but are apparently regulars. The bartender sees them, shoots me a glance, and goes to grab something from the kitchen. Before even taking their order, he's filled the crushed red pepper shaker and told me to take it over to them. The woman orders a small cup of French onion soup and proceeds to unscrew the cap of this shaker and dump the entirety of it onto her soup, an inch high off the top of her bowl. She's eating this spicy red pepper like cereal and didn't even ask for a drink refill.actorrent

Beer-milk.

I used to work as a bartender. One day, a middle-aged man walked in and ordered a beer with milk. Me: "Excuse me? You want the milk in the same glass as the beer?" Customer: "Correct." So I poured him the beer and added milk in the same glass. It looked disgusting to me. I gave him the drink, he paid for it, happily drank his beer-milk and left.fadeinthelight

Bold flavor combo.

I had a friend who went through a period where cake decorating was her hobby, and she made some amazing looking cakes that all tasted horrible because of the bizarre flavor combinations. It was always a bit funny because people would compliment the look of them and then have to figure out how to throw their pieces away without being rude about it. The worst one was a Christmas cake with an immaculate looking fondant Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer that was an orange spice cake covered in mint icing. It was like brushing your teeth and rinsing with orange juice in cake form.TremulousHand

This one reads like a poem.

I used to be obsessed with A1. I would put it on everything possible because I loved it so much. One day I put it on jello. I no longer enjoy A1.sunset1214

Puttin' on the Ritz.

My sister would make Ritz cracker sandwiches... Except the thing that went between the twoRitzz cracker “buns" was another Ritz cracker, except it was chewed up and spit out. It was disgusting.pixelpha

And if you thought that last one was bad...

As a kid, I would eat a whole bag of Doritos without swallowing. Then I'd spit out the pulverized chip dust and saliva mixture and roll it into a ball with my hands and then let it harden a bit in my desk at school between first and second break and then eat it again during lunch when the outside was a bit crunchy again but the inside was still moist and the consistency of a chocolate truffle.contecorsair

Peanut butter pizza.

My mom puts peanut butter on cold pizza. It is the closest flavor to vomit that is not vomit.Beneficial_Fudge

Uh-oh!

My wife dips PBJ's into Spaghettios.Tinkliwinks

Points for confidence, I guess.

When I was a server, I had a customer dip her bread in a glass of Coke. She finished her whole bread basket and Coke and asked for another basket and another refill of Coke, and went to town again for round two. She didn't give a crap how she looked and ate that stuff like it was the best thing on Earth.Love_Bunny_22

Accurate name.

A watermelon and ketchup sadwich. I call it a sadwich because it makes me sad.ilikememes1123

I can almost hear this happening.

Dude in my dining hall had a plate of sunny side up eggs. Scooped under an egg with his fork, brought it up to his mouth, and only touched his lips to the yolk. Proceeded to suck all the yolk, and then slurped the rest of the egg in. It was like a car crash, I couldn't look away but I was horrified.lavidalaluna

Just...ew.

My baby sister used to eat pancakes and Ranch. My mom just accepted it because she was such a picky eater and this was something she just thoroughly enjoyed. We’re pretty sure it’s cuz my mom craved both when she was pregnant with her.thatonegirlyaknow

Pretty sure this is sacrilege.

Dipping Oreos in orange juice.TheGooge

Why did she do this horrible thing?

My sister used to put ketchup on strawberries.Shaymiestar

And here I was, having such a nice day.

Fried eggs with chocolate melted on the yolk.maqakyo

Who is this guy?

My mom's boyfriend. Crushed Cheez-It crackers into his coffee. That day, he also ate waffles covered in spinach and fish sticks drizzled with syrup. All the while LOUDLY smacking his lips saying, "uuuh so goooood." Mom says don't let it bother me. It bothers me.HumansAreGarbage2019

This is actually worse than orange juice.

The wife dips Oreos in water like a psychopath.ttbbbpth

This should be against the law.

I went to college with this one girl who would get a chef salad, slice up a banana and put it on said chef salad, then use ketchup as dressing. This person ate that on a regular basis.aricberg

Very dark, indeed.

Saw a dude eat spaghetti in milk one time. One very dark time.whiterabbittxz

That is not what soy sauce is for.

My friend's mom used to eat soy sauce with ice cream.sarahmarttala

This creamified my brain.

Kid I used to know in school used to rip open his milk carton and dip his burrito into the chocolate milk. Sometimes he'd even go so far as to rip open the burrito and pour his milk onto the beef and eggs to (I'm quoting him here.) "Creamify the meat." I don't know man, but the word Creamify is just. ugh.ZuckerRavioli

I know I've read too many of these because this one doesn't bother me that much.

This is my own confession. I really love to eat lemons. Not in wedges or squeezed on things, but in the way you would eat an orange or a clementine, by peeling it and eating the whole thing. For some reason, sourness is just the best to me. I’m a person of many weird food preferences but this is the one that causes witnesses to cringe the most.discountFleshVessel

I was with her until the last step.

I live with someone who lives to eat food sins. Once, she microwaved a pickle with cheese on it, then dipped it in ice cream. I can't stand to sit in the kitchen when she's in there because of the crap she's made.LuckOfZ

It all goes to the same place!

When I was in grade school I went over to this kid's house to play, then ended up staying for dinner. We had spaghetti, some vegetable (maybe salad), and something else. His entire family would mix everything together before eating it. His dad seemed to be the ringleader/mastermind behind this scheme. I remember someone cheerfully saying, "Well, it all goes to the same place!" And then the rest of them agreeing with this truism as if it were some serious folk wisdom. That's some serial killer stuff right there.vprice509

This guy sounds terrible.

A friend of mine once ate peanut butter with his hands out of the jar in the back seat of my car on a 10-hour drive. I also saw him make a "salad" by peeling lettuce off a head of lettuce he pulled from his backpack and hand tearing red peppers up (while standing next to a knife rack) then eating it without any dressing. He's basically an NYC caveman.d_rugs

Friends don't let friends eat like this.

My friend was eating a salad with his hands at a restaurant. He’s not my friend anymore. This may be hard to believe but this same friend also eats spaghetti with his hands one by one without any sauce or cheese. I’ve never been to an Italian Restaurant with him so idk if he does this in public.Conchobarrubio9

NO. STOP.

Drinking Ranch straight out of the bottle.thiswak

It's hard to read, too.

Apple slices dipped in mustard. It was hard to watch.WHERE_IS_MY_DAUGHTER

This should be illegal.

My preteen cousin likes his scrambled eggs "crunchy" and adds broken up eggs shells to them.SuperDarkGal Share this with someone who commits their own food crimes!